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Description UPDATE: Hey transfans! Do you like my Transformer humor, but can’t understand why I taint the rest of my gallery with filthy hyooman characters? I’ve opened up a NEW gallery that’s one-hundred percent robot rousings. Transformer jokes will still be uploaded to this gallery as well, so if you like my general jokes then there’s no reason to watch the other site. So if you’d like to follow along Optimus and gang thru transfunny misadventures, head on over to Cappitron!
cappitron.deviantart.com

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Cappy’s Not So Random Rant
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A word of warning: you probably shouldn’t snoop around to learn the behind the scenes of the G1 Transformer show, chances are it’ll make you sad.

Allow me to make you sad!

The dude who is doing the voicework for Megatron, Ratchet, and Shockwave on Transformers Animated also did the voices for Brawn, Spike, and Shockwave on the G1 cartoon. The interviewer in stereotypical fantard fashion—thinking that recording booths were stuffed full of rainbows and cupcakes and that the staff had a twinkle in their eye that this canceled-in-the-fourth-season cartoon would someday lead to a grand revival—asked if there were any fun stories on the set of the 80s Transformers.

Some of us tend to forget that ten percent of 80s cartoons were accidentally awesome while the rest were just concentrated levels of butt. Almost every toy from the 80s had a cartoon. Do you remember the Monchhichi cartoon?
I hope you don’t.
Could you even imagine if today’s television had such lack of scruples? Imagine the nightmare of a Bratz Babyz cartoon serie…oh. Well, bad example. (also, if you want the FBI to raid your computer, look for the Bratz Babyz cartoon theme on Youtube to witness more pedo fodder than a Huggies commercial marathon).

Anyways, let’s say the 80s were a soulless time for the people who had to produce this stuff. The voice actor lamented the cruddy working conditions of having to read flat scripts, putting up with petty arguments between writers, and daunting hours in the studio in an isolation box talking to himself. The consensus from all the original cast has been that the only highlight was being able to hang out with the iconic Scatman Crothers (the original voice for Jazz).

The working conditions for cartoons nowadays has hit its renaissance, and Transformers Animated show is now one of the funnest jobs the voice actor has ever had.

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Cappy’s Rockin’ Rendition
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More Transformer art mofos! This ain’t your daddy’s Transformers! Well…actually they might be.

You know, seeing as about ninety eight percent of my watchers are lotsa lovely ladies, I sure do draw pictures that probably should tick them off. But like an abusive relationship, you continue to click my links. “Maybe Cappy will change and draw Transformer slash for me!”
He never does.

But somehow I’ve worded my artist descriptions in a way that I’ve caused transfans to debate on several occasions whether Transformers are gay/straight/asexual/use a series of tubes. I don’t think I’ve even stated that I care what they are…it’s just the artistic interpretations IN GRAPHIC VECTOR RENDERING that cause your Cappy’s brain to weep dopamine to ease the pain. I’ve seen the art to prove you’ve taken very concrete stances. The art explaining their lack of crotches (OH STARSCREAM STICK UR PLUG IN MY PORT HOLE) will never, ever leave my mind.
Never.

So here’s Cappy’s more innocent (but still immature) interpretation of the cartoon series trying to cater to your fanficriffic ideas. I have art books that display character reference sheets, and since none of them make any mention to the location of (wait for it… ) Optimus’ COCKPIT, I have assumed that he is a baller, but isn’t ballin’.

No wonder Transformers are blowing crap up, they’re ticked off of
a) a lack of fembots
b) said fembots being very unattractive that their programmed lipstick is their only indicator
c) no outlet (literally!) to do anything with them

So what’s Cappy’s final say? I really don’t care what your interpretation is on robotantrics, as long as you continue supporting the franchise, and as long as you don’t link me to your in-depth tutorials on their procreation habits.
-The “Optimus Was Known To Be A Eunuch Leader. I Mean Unique Leader” Cappy

For the copycats: Micron pigma pen 03 (linework), prismacolor markers, sharpie markers, uniball 207 gel pens.
References: Wikipedia on what Elita One looked like.
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Comments: 37

Harajukuterasu [2012-05-27 04:42:36 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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OptimusPrimeLover98 [2011-07-09 23:24:16 +0000 UTC]

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spockck [2011-07-06 02:42:33 +0000 UTC]

sorry to be picky, but they would be bonded not married

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Monsterkatze [2009-11-23 16:35:39 +0000 UTC]

epic win! XD

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illmatar [2009-01-07 01:48:37 +0000 UTC]

Ok...Win.

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WaterAngel42 [2008-11-20 04:34:42 +0000 UTC]

lol!^^

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TF-Wheelie-Hornet [2008-11-06 00:51:04 +0000 UTC]

That debate always leaves me laughing on the floor. Personally, I'm one of those people who support the idea of genders existing among the TFs because I like the concept of robotic families and even marriage . But that's just me. At the end of the day, the TFs don't exist so... what does it matter?

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Mrcappy In reply to TF-Wheelie-Hornet [2008-12-15 12:06:13 +0000 UTC]

EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED IS A LIE!!
-The "CAPS LOCKING STATEMENTS AUTOMATICALLY MAKES THEM TRUE" Cappy

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Mineoke [2008-09-20 00:58:39 +0000 UTC]

I think this could also apply to all the robotic anime and cartoons. I am, however guilty of looking at and drawing robots with those parts back in late middle school and early high school... (would do it if I had the time to draw) But don't hate, it will only be a matter of time until these obsessed fangirls who write these crappy fics get laid. Thats actually the whole reason why we have these fics in the first place. Because of the lack of laidness. Because think, if every single crappy fangirl fanfic writer got laid, like a decent laid, not the bad kind, crappy fanfics would come to a decline or possibly cease to exist, because then fangirl's would know the meaning of fuck and cut the crap on men with sensitive feelings who want to fuck sensitively. XD

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OKami-hu [2008-07-29 02:58:44 +0000 UTC]

As probably the most dirty-minded TF writer, I'll just sit back now and enjoy the art like a mature lady I am. ^^

*points an laughs* LOL, no balls! XD

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TenorSaxLolita [2008-07-24 23:30:27 +0000 UTC]

YOU HAVE BEEN PROVED WRONG: [link]

And... there goes your childhood. Glad to have been of service!

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maddog78 [2008-07-20 13:17:18 +0000 UTC]

that is freaking hilarious!! I love it along with your comments. Amazing

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cyclopz [2008-07-20 02:58:40 +0000 UTC]

The lack of robot genitalia in Transformers is proof that God exists... Well if it wasn't for all the other psycho fetishes that exist.
Example: The existence of Yoshi porn would be hilarious if it wasn't so depressing for man kind.

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CastitasxLilium [2008-07-19 20:36:58 +0000 UTC]

I think I love you.
Also, your...your comment made me laugh more than the actual image.
Jesus Christ.

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Mrcappy In reply to CastitasxLilium [2008-07-19 20:41:47 +0000 UTC]

I seem to have that affect. Which I don't mind, since I love to write.
-The "I Love Learning About Lovers Of Words That Love That I'm A Word Lover. Love" Cappy

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Zoaerven [2008-07-19 17:42:13 +0000 UTC]

“Maybe Cappy will change and draw Transformer slash for me!”
He never does.

Depressing, but not surprising. xD

Fanficriffic is really hard to say.

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Mrcappy In reply to Zoaerven [2008-07-19 20:33:32 +0000 UTC]

I think it's easy to say, just hard to read and spell. Kind of like 'banana', you really have to think when to end the word.
-The "Fanficerifferiffic" Cappy

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miraibaby [2008-07-19 17:14:43 +0000 UTC]

-snorts- NICE.

White I love gay things, and the thought of spark reproduction, I also can go along with that thought of yours -- of course they're mad! The only way to make other robots is by building them. Poor lonely souls... XDD

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DoctorWarped [2008-07-19 16:46:48 +0000 UTC]

I had to look at this again.

I love the full body shot of Optimus in clothes. That is worth the price of admission. Prime looks very dapper in human clothes.

Who else can pull off that bow tie?

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Lylix [2008-07-19 15:14:09 +0000 UTC]

I've had spin at voice acting in the past few years, and even now its not the party most think it is. You're alone in a small room with a tv and all that freaky noise foam. It is fun, but its more so the director and techs who make it fun than the actual work.

And TF was made for an audience who don't know what sex is, so yeah that says it all right there.

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Nika-N [2008-07-19 14:34:17 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha!!! So true))))

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ArchangelXAmy [2008-07-19 14:03:20 +0000 UTC]

I don't think the people working on this cared at the time, or even now. I mean, can you see them arguing over who's got the biggest, robot balls? No.

Nice use of Elita's head. It must suck having a head asig and cumbersome as that.

This is like, the fifth time in the month or so I've been watching you that you've said that the voice actors from G1 weren't all giddy with joy during their recording sessions. Didn't you drill it into our heads enough?

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Mrcappy In reply to ArchangelXAmy [2008-07-19 20:02:20 +0000 UTC]

I think I’ve mentioned it once before with Frank Welker and a crazed fan reporter. Are you also watching my Transformer account? If you’re taking the time to read each identical description twice then that might explain the déjà vu.
-The “It Ain’t My Fault You’re Catching Up On Backlog!” Cappy

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ArchangelXAmy In reply to Mrcappy [2008-07-19 22:14:15 +0000 UTC]

I went through your TF acount once or twice.

I didn't litteraly mean 5 times.

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blackhellcat [2008-07-19 12:57:33 +0000 UTC]

Hey guess what!

Women AREN'T just for making babies!

Wow, that's NEWS!!!!!

There you go.

Srsly, I wouldn't touch such insane arguement about why fembots even exist with a 100-ft. pole.

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Mrcappy In reply to blackhellcat [2008-07-19 20:30:06 +0000 UTC]

Well, I only have a 9x12 inch piece of paper, so I can't really dedicate civil right panels of "But you know, Autobot females have had a rich and varied effect on Cybertron's history! Did you know, during the great rebellion against the Quintessons..."
-The "Correction: Autobot Women AREN'T For Making Babies!" Cappy

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blackhellcat In reply to Mrcappy [2008-07-20 00:12:44 +0000 UTC]

forgot I said anything.

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Mrcappy In reply to blackhellcat [2008-07-20 00:19:21 +0000 UTC]

You 'forgot' you said anything?
The Internet always remembers.
And the Internet will tell your boss about it!
-The "Who Else Pictures The Internet Mainframe Being Something Like HAL 9000?" Cappy

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blackhellcat In reply to Mrcappy [2008-07-20 01:30:49 +0000 UTC]

Actually, I mean, "Forget I said anything", but...

*chuckle*

I like your twisted sense of humor.

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Mrcappy In reply to blackhellcat [2008-07-20 01:45:17 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry, I knew what you meant.
And so does the Internet.
But it doesn't care.
The Internet now claims you have Alzheimer's!
-The "You Should Be Worried, But You'll Forget To Be Within The Hour" Cappy

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blackhellcat In reply to Mrcappy [2008-07-20 02:24:00 +0000 UTC]

Aw, I'm too young to have Alzheimer's!

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blackhellcat In reply to Mrcappy [2008-07-19 20:47:04 +0000 UTC]

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DannyRocks [2008-07-19 12:46:40 +0000 UTC]

nice. lol

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DoctorWarped [2008-07-19 10:42:02 +0000 UTC]

Of all your transformers art this is the one that finally did it. My childhood has been shattered.

Optimus Prime has no balls.

I have died a little bit inside.

(who am I kidding)

I have died a lot all around.

The "crying on the inside" Doctor.

(Whoops. Cappy's lawyers said I wasn't allowed to do this again.)

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Mrcappy In reply to DoctorWarped [2008-07-19 11:07:07 +0000 UTC]

He has a giant Matrix ball in his chest. That's how he gets all da ladiez. "Let me light your darkest shower. That'll guarantee some sparks!"

You’d be surprised at how rare it is for people to do
-The “Copyright Infringement” Screen Name
I do find it interesting to see what my art buddies would have their signature handles be, though usually they choose to utilize it with my more emotional scarring pieces so it ends up being something like
-The “My Inner Child Is Clawing Out His Eyes” Cappy

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stripedwine [2008-07-19 09:39:06 +0000 UTC]

I like to think that they build each other and that there is nothing sexual about reproduction whatsoever.

As for sexual behavior, I like to think that it's just a nasty habit they've picked up from researching humans for when they mimic us and lol. Sort of like someone who only knows enough English to make fun of how broken it is. Or more specifically, a guy with a really thick Mandarin accent trying to sound black.

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Mrcappy In reply to stripedwine [2008-07-19 10:19:58 +0000 UTC]

I like to think you're telling me this just to spite my description stating I don't care to know people's chronicled Transporner dissertation.
-The "From This Pie Chart I Have Denoted Transformers Sexual Behaviors Into 'Gay Sex' 'Kinky Gay Sex' And 'Those I Fantasize Having Kinky Gay Sex'" Cappy

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