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Published: 2018-02-17 23:20:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 185; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 0
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come at me thot I'm in america I'll run to wally world and purchase a semi automatic weapon
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.
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What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.
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What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.
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you are a * no good * sucking mother * and you will pay the price for what you've done you pig * you mother * you fist * you bike seat sniffing grandmother dry humping * up the * riding no good * swallowing dirt bag mother * i'm going to get you and when i do i'm going to fist * you then i'm going to * on you then i'm going to dump gasoline all over you then i'm going to light your * * up and watch you slowly burn you * * you * nobody you * douchbag you * rat you * narc you * cockchugger you * good for nothing mother * did you think that i wouldn't care that you did what you did did you think that you were being some sort of hero for doing it do you feel like some sort of hero well hero you better find some superpowers because im going to come over to your place later and stick my size 12 in your * * * * and beat your * * and * stained face to a pulp and leave you for the alligators to eat and whatever is left over im going to feed to the pigs they'll never find you again you ball sniffer you overgrown taint you syphillus infected * bubble you bloody vaginal fart you are lower than the lowest form of * drinking * mother * on this planet i wouldnt give a rats * if your whole family goes up in smoke i wouldnt care if they were shot * burned lynched pistol whipped drug behind some rednecks pickup truck and then they fed the little chunks that were left to the buzzards they wouldnt even eat you you ****ling waste of space watch your back you * nobody you ruined it for me and i will not forget it die mother * you gonna die mother * you gonna wish you never * with me you are gonna beg me for mercy as i twist your ugly face off your head and kick it up your fat * your stinking * stained good for nothing sit around and play with yourself all day * * im gonna get you dont think i dont know who you are either dont think you can sit behind the anonymous name you used on the blog because in the admin section it collects everyones ip address just because you are the biggest * * ive ever met here is a quick definition IP Address (Internet Protocol Address) A unique number consisting of 4 parts separated by dots, eg 165.113.245.2 (look familiar?) Every machine that is on the Internet has a unique IP address - if a machine does not have an IP address, it is not really on the Internet that means that your computer tells the computer that my blog is sitting on exactly who you are you * good for nothing cow * licker oh just wait until i get my hands on you because i know exactly who the * you are ohhhh just wait because you are going to beg me to stop * you with the biggest blunt object i can find in your ****hole little house after i kick in your door do you think this will be the first time that it has come to this do you think that im just some dumb * * who would just let you get away with this because if you did you will be waking up later tonight from your quiet little slumber with a huge angry white * looking down at you watching you breath your last * no good ball sack smelling breath my advice would be to leave now and run far far away but thats not far enough you better just put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger because when i get you youre gonna beg me for a bullet your gonna beg me to put an end to your worthless existence... watch your back because even if you think that the distance between us will save you i have plent of cash to pay someone enough money to do exactly what i am imagining it will be a couple of crack heads and heroine addicts who will do anything for a few weeks of blow and smack do you know what those mother * will do for me think about it because you better leave me an apology after this and find a way to resolve the violent feeling i am having right now as i sit here thinking about smashing your * ugly face in with a hammer.
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Fowgive me,
I was impewfect.
I was the wie.
I was nyot honyest.
Fowgive me,
Fow I am sowwow.
I'm nyot wowth it.
Thewe's nyo tomowwow.
Why didn't anyonye wisten?
Why didn't anyonye see? owo
I am just a miwwow
of what's to be ;;w;;
I am empty.
I am gonye ^w^
I am nyothingnyess.
I'm a fwaud UwU
So pwease fowgive me...
because I'm nyeedy...
and you don't nyeed me:
you nyeed nyo onye.
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On the underside of your refrigerator there is a switch. Reach under there and feel for it. Don't mind the dust clumps and the roaches. You'll know it when you feel it, it's a hard metal tab sticking out of a slot in the plastic underside. I will be set on the righthand side (when you're facing the fridge). If you switch it to the left, nothing will happen. Your appliances will continue to run, the floor won't open into a swirling vortex that leads directly into the deepest circle of hell. You won't even hear a hitch in the hum of the refrigerator. You will get up and brush off and go about your business, you may move out of your apartment and leave the refrigerator behind, switch set to the left like it doesn't even matter.
When you die, five years later, the fingers, toes, and eyes of an unidentified person will be found in your stomach.
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Hey guys at school today i epic-style double-dabbed on ANOTHER one of my libercuck teachers in school. This time we were talking about my grades and how i needed "disiplenary action" or something like that from the last time i Nae-naed my teacher, and just as she was about to finish her SJW sentence I screamed "Trump IS our president, whether you like it or not, and crying won't solve your problems snowflake!". Then I did that epic libertard-own face that milo always does and everyone clapped! Take THAT, librariantards!!!
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holy crap
(no cuss words b/c jesus )
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