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N8MA — TOTAL RECALL (2012)
Published: 2012-04-14 09:40:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 4768; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 2641
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Really?.. mebbe i will not like this remake..but..but..Jessica Biel and Kate Beckinsale in it...I decided to use jessica biel with long hair coz..she's so...cutteee...n like usual Kate is a babe with a gun..(drooling)..actually I want to make a very simple poster but..since Michael Bay influences me ..explosion included.Related content
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'Get m'arse to Mars? Fock off, y'think oim goin' t'Mars! Bonch'a shoite.'
Great poster.
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is that Arnie's? I don't quite rememba that quote.
n thanx man!
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'Get your ass to Mars' is an original line from the Arnie film. My friends and I have been re-imagining the original script by throwing in Colin Farrell-esque replies, mostly in the style of In Bruges. What can I say? We drink too much.
'Maybe tha's what hell is, the entoire rest of et'rnity spent on focking Mars.'
'Cohaagen, oi grew op 'n Doblin. Oi love Doblin. If oi grew up 'n a farm, and was retarded, Mars moight impress me but oi didn't, so it doesn't.'
etc.
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I love how 95% of the comments for the trailer on YT mostly involve the commentator threatening to destroy Hollywood if there isn't a 3-boobed prostitute in there. Just goes to show how FAR Humanity has come.
Oh, and nice poster, even tho I still prefer the original Total Recall. Arnie rocks my world! (But I'm prejudiced.)
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NS! mebbe there will be 8-boobed prostitute in Les Wiseman version.
thanx anyway...n yea i like the original too...especially when 3-boobed hooker appeared.
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3 boobs? Seriously? I laughed at my dudes for wanting prostitutes to come with 3 boobs.
"Dudes, you hardly know what to do with 2 boobs, why do you NEED 3 boobs?!" Thankfully, nobody really gets offended over beer and tortillas.
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well...the more the merrier, I guess 
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I'm sorry, it's Monday morning for me, I just got into the office, and I'm not about to raid the fridge for enough beer to get high/drunk enough to get into THAT line of conversation.
Though, with the use of fertility drugs and stuff nowadays, I do shudder at what evolution would come up with!
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well...it's wednesday..I didn't have time to open the internet yesterday..mebbe I was drunk.
u surprised at what evolution would come up with? u tell me..I woke up this morning n my face turned into Brad Pitt..what an evolution!..
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"Ok, so you're Brad Pitt.
That don't impress me much."
Sorry, not a fan of him. Can never resist that song whenever Brad Pitt comes up in a conversation.
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Sorry..I was busy lately...
Whhhattt? Shania Twain is in the house?
Actually I'm not a fan too..but why many girls like him?...ok I turned to Ryan Gosling now..how bout dat?!
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Hmm... Sorry, but nope. Try, um, Antonio Banderas. He's hot.
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as Puss in Boots he's hot..in person..he just like me
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NO!!! I loved him in all those mad Desperado movies and even as the dad in Spy Kids. Puss-in-boots is cute, not hot. I can never resist those kitty eyes.
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well, I'm cute n hot..I believe all women can't resist my sexy eyes too...
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Whatever you say, dude.
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