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Published: 2023-04-20 13:41:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 513; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 0
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I've always been thinking of making a sort of survival guide for my universe, knowing how dangerous things can get...So I'm singing about it, four big threats in particular (although usually very situational)! HIT IT!
*To the instrumental of Robot Hell from Futurama, although the songs are unrelated*
Some guys are evil, you won't miss 'em
They'll find ways to drag you down to Hell
Oh, you'd be a sorry fella
If I wasn't here to, come and tell ya
So gather 'round, for this show-and-tell...
First up...
A feline enigma
Would hate to be ya
When you go snooping 'round that cave
Ectoplasm all undone
Only caring for, number one
Cap'n Drac and that cat are one in the same
Stay with me, folks...
A shadow monster
Not just gonna haunt ya
When a crime scene will make ya wanna hurl
While she might be second fiddle
To a ghost whose self is a riddle
Lassie, she's not the safest kind of girl
A showgirl number
It's odd, but super effective!
Now, don't fall into slumber
Listen up, this tune is corrective!
Just let me explain
The style here looks really cutesy
But the darkness can get really juicy!
Kids beware, this ain't Care Bears
You might even pick up a few swears!
Another 'Mon!
Bright blue ribbons
Ain't so innocent
When you got a dog with so much under his belt
This guy might not make much noise
But he's got command over dragon-slaying boys
With Captain Rib, Rib-Rib Ribbon your pleas won't be felt
Now, the big guns!
The king of Hell
So many have fell
When this dragon was summoned
Maybe not mean, no one can tell
Really, no one, even me!
It's a good idea, to be scared
Not even one of you will be spared
So just sit back, enjoy the ride
On my back away from these hateful tides
We got ghost pirates
Shadow monsters at high rates
In a weird abundance
For your entertainment
But if you ignore the warning
Those you love will be mourning
So pay attention to this arrangement
No one to keep these monsters in containment
I need a rhyme for abundance, forgive the redundance!
