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naviechance — Console Dementia No. 001
Published: 2008-11-17 01:02:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 12503; Favourites: 254; Downloads: 110
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There's nothing funny about addiction.UNLESS IT'S BEING PROVIDED BY A MARK V HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENT SUIT, HUR HUR.
This is the first in a new comic series I'm doing for shits and grins - and it'll be mostly Half-Life jokes. Enjoy!
Half-Life © Valve
artwork © navie
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Comments: 50
shits and giggles is more like my ass is grass now
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O_O, 0_0...
Is hurt yourself funny???
^_^
Yeah! I like to do that in the game!
So funny.
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Haha... there are several reasons he reminds me of Dr. House apparently.
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*major fracture detected* mmm yeah. gordon's probably a morphine addict now. lol nice
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I am amazed he didn't become an addict. I kept jumping off from high places.
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Oh man, that reminds me of an AWESOME JOKE my friend made.
OK so what's the joke Mr. Brown? 
"Gordon freeman is walking by a street and well, he farts and the suit says : Dangerous Neurotoxic Gasses detected... Morphine administering:
Gordon: WUT.
OOhhh.. ooohh... LOOPY LOOOPY LOOOOOOOPY.
WHEEEEEEEEEE!
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Reminds me of my date with House. Me, him and a bottle of Vicodin. It was the best time ever haha
jk jk
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aaahahahahahah!!! >XDDD it's fun smacking your cheek after a trip to the dentist and they give you a nice big dose of morphine C:
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:ROFL: Oh man... this is golden! I just hear that gritty "Awww Yeaaah..." so clear in my head.
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LO'FUCKING'L.
And that must have been one hard "SMACK!" if he fractured his jawbone. O_O
Well, all the better for morphine? XD
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I was jumping off of buildings hourly during my HL2 experience solely for the fix.
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I like the homage to the stim-pack function of StarCraft's Marines applied here. :-D
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i want that suit........I I I mean, thats very very sad, mr free-man.
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Considering how many times I've gotten myself injured, I wouldn't be surprised if Gordan was an addict by the time he's beat the Combine.
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HAHAHAHHA..you got it done...fin' hilarious . LOVE IT!
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IT IS NOT WORKING.
AND THE GUARDS ARE NOT SELLING TINS ANYMORE.
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XD there's no telling how many times i heard that playing half life 2
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I love the stuff the suit says "User Death Imminent! Warning. Seek Medical Attention!"
wheeeeeeeeee
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XD
OMG!!
I love it!
Sarah, you are nothing but amazing.
*can't stop laughing*
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heh heh, I was always wondering about that.
But this is innacurate; everyone knows Gordon Freeman is just an arm with a gun/crowbar, taped to a camera, and is therefore a mute.
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LOL
Classic it would suck when the morphine runs out but
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the morphine never runs out, why do you think hes always calm? >
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wait a mintue your making fun of the half life 2 voice mod arnt you ^w^
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thats why hes soo calm... jeez if something attacked me i would say ow, but damn. think about it. he never says a thing yet everything plays out correctly for him.
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That's INCREDIBLY funny.
Well done Navie, can't wait to see this play out. Gotta admit, didn't see that one coming XD
Fav
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JAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!! i think the HEV suit need the "stim pack" upgrade
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Uh, which one? The one from Star Craft, or KotOR?
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starcraf! at least is less painfull than break your own jaw whit a crowbar...
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