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IMPORTANT NOTICE!
Due to some technical difficulties, we were forced to use the oldschool "letterbox" filming style used from RVB's earlier seasons. We are so sorry for this inconvenience and if your modern eyes aren't adapted to this sort of thing, please wait for a remaster of this episode in the next fifty years.

NOTE: According to one of our producers, there is a 1% chance that the characters would become aware of the letterbox, which I believe is very unlikely to happen.

Thank you and enjoy the episode.

*RVB Opening Theme*

On the field between Red and Blue base.

Here's our innocent Ruby Rose strolling on the field after a long day of reconnaissance on the Blues. As always she's in a good mood, but even more because she blew a lap off from the teal one after she overheard him wanting to stick his 'sword' on her.

Ruby: That's what you get for talking dirty, Blue. Huh?

Ruby stopped when her eyes caught a glimpse of something nearby. At first she thought her eyes were tired after a long day of scoping her enemies, but whatever she's looking at looked to real to be an optical illusion. She walks towards it to examine it closely and to her amazement, it is in fact real. In her point of view, it looks like a large rectangular blackhole floating in the air and there's seems to be some kind of blue ring in a size of a fist floating within its black mass.

WARNING: FOURTH WALL BROKEN!!!

Ruby: Woooooooooaaaaaaah! What is this thing?

Looking through the hole, save for the blue ring, there's nothing in there but pitch blackness. To check if there's any space inside, she slowly moves her entire right arm into the hole while her left hand holds the pistol, can't be too sure if there are any "cosmic monsters" waiting to take bite out of her. There's no obstacle in the way, just an empty infinite space of darkness. She quickly removes her arm out and much to her relief, nothing took a bite out of it.

Ruby: Hmm...

But that has yet to satisfy her curiosity. Ruby takes a deep breath and shout into the hole.

Ruby: HELLO!!!

HELLO!!! HELLO!! Hello! hello. hello...

Ruby: *whistle* You don't get see this kind of stuff in the canyon everyday.
Grif: Hey Rose, will you stop shouting! I'm trying to get some shut eye here!

Grif and Simmons approached to Ruby.

Ruby: Hi guys look what I found!
Grif: Argh it better not be another rock statue carved you from- the fuck?!
Simmons: Woah! Ruby, what is that thing?!
Ruby: A hole!
Grif: A... hole?
Ruby: Floating... in the... you get what I mean.
Simmons: Extraordinary! It's some kind of mini blackhole or a dimesional rift.
Ruby: Or it could be a letterbox with almighty entities watching us for entertainment from the otherside of this hole.
Grif:...
Simmons:...
Ruby: Just a theory I guess?

Not long after that, Donut joins up to check out what everyone's gathering for.

Donut: What's going on?
Grif: Rose found this hole in the universe or whatever the fuck it is.
Donut: Ooooooohh really?
Grif: Yeah but there's nothing great about it. Just a hole floating in the middle of the air. Although it kinda looks like a perfect hiding spot from Sarge. SHOTGUN!
Simmons: Waitwaitwait no one is going in there, yet! There's a possibility that inside could be an infinite void of space and if you were to jump in there, you'll be falling for all eternity.
Grif: Well it's better than running away.
Simmons: I suggest we use a tool to indicate there's any ground in there.
Ruby: Why not just drop a rock and hear if it landed on anything.
Simmons: We're not caveman, we have technology. That's why I build this echo sensor. Once thrown inside, it will map out the interior and transfer data into my helmet. That way we'll see if there's anything for us to stand on. But we better get a rope ready just in case the height between ground and the opening is too high.
Donut: It's not that heigh from the opening
Simmons: Then we don't really need... wait, WHAT?!

Everyone turned to Donut, who is now in the hole, who's head is visibly seen through the hole. He seems to be standing perfectly as if there's really is a ground to stand on!

Donut: Ground's flat but smooth as silk. It's a lot better than the floor back at the base.
Grif: You were saying about using what now, Simmons?
Simmons: You know what... forget what I said!
Ruby: What's it like in there?
Donut: Oh you know, dark, cold, silent... THIS LOOKS REALLY AWESOME!!!

Description
IMPORTANT NOTICE!
Due to some technical difficulties, we were forced to use the oldschool "letterbox" filming style used from RVB's earlier seasons. We are so sorry for this inconvenience and if your modern eyes aren't adapted to this sort of thing, please wait for a remaster of this episode in the next fifty years.

NOTE: According to one of our producers, there is a 1% chance that the characters would become aware of the letterbox, which I believe is very unlikely to happen.

Thank you and enjoy the episode.

*RVB Opening Theme*

On the field between Red and Blue base.

Here's our innocent Ruby Rose strolling on the field after a long day of reconnaissance on the Blues. As always she's in a good mood, but even more because she blew a lap off from the teal one after she overheard him wanting to stick his 'sword' on her.

Ruby: That's what you get for talking dirty, Blue. Huh?

Ruby stopped when her eyes caught a glimpse of something nearby. At first she thought her eyes were tired after a long day of scoping her enemies, but whatever she's looking at looked to real to be an optical illusion. She walks towards it to examine it closely and to her amazement, it is in fact real. In her point of view, it looks like a large rectangular blackhole floating in the air and there's seems to be some kind of blue ring in a size of a fist floating within its black mass.

WARNING: FOURTH WALL BROKEN!!!

Ruby: Woooooooooaaaaaaah! What is this thing?

Looking through the hole, save for the blue ring, there's nothing in there but pitch blackness. To check if there's any space inside, she slowly moves her entire right arm into the hole while her left hand holds the pistol, can't be too sure if there are any "cosmic monsters" waiting to take bite out of her. There's no obstacle in the way, just an empty infinite space of darkness. She quickly removes her arm out and much to her relief, nothing took a bite out of it.

Ruby: Hmm...

But that has yet to satisfy her curiosity. Ruby takes a deep breath and shout into the hole.

Ruby: HELLO!!!

HELLO!!! HELLO!! Hello! hello. hello...

Ruby: *whistle* You don't get see this kind of stuff in the canyon everyday.
Grif: Hey Rose, will you stop shouting! I'm trying to get some shut eye here!

Grif and Simmons approached to Ruby.

Ruby: Hi guys look what I found!
Grif: Argh it better not be another rock statue carved you from- the fuck?!
Simmons: Woah! Ruby, what is that thing?!
Ruby: A hole!
Grif: A... hole?
Ruby: Floating... in the... you get what I mean.
Simmons: Extraordinary! It's some kind of mini blackhole or a dimesional rift.
Ruby: Or it could be a letterbox with almighty entities watching us for entertainment from the otherside of this hole.
Grif:...
Simmons:...
Ruby: Just a theory I guess?

Not long after that, Donut joins up to check out what everyone's gathering for.

Donut: What's going on?
Grif: Rose found this hole in the universe or whatever the fuck it is.
Donut: Ooooooohh really?
Grif: Yeah but there's nothing great about it. Just a hole floating in the middle of the air. Although it kinda looks like a perfect hiding spot from Sarge. SHOTGUN!
Simmons: Waitwaitwait no one is going in there, yet! There's a possibility that inside could be an infinite void of space and if you were to jump in there, you'll be falling for all eternity.
Grif: Well it's better than running away.
Simmons: I suggest we use a tool to indicate there's any ground in there.
Ruby: Why not just drop a rock and hear if it landed on anything.
Simmons: We're not caveman, we have technology. That's why I build this echo sensor. Once thrown inside, it will map out the interior and transfer data into my helmet. That way we'll see if there's anything for us to stand on. But we better get a rope ready just in case the height between ground and the opening is too high.
Donut: It's not that heigh from the opening
Simmons: Then we don't really need... wait, WHAT?!

Everyone turned to Donut, who is now in the hole, who's head is visibly seen through the hole. He seems to be standing perfectly as if there's really is a ground to stand on!

Donut: Ground's flat but smooth as silk. It's a lot better than the floor back at the base.
Grif: You were saying about using what now, Simmons?
Simmons: You know what... forget what I said!
Ruby: What's it like in there?
Donut: Oh you know, dark, cold, silent... THIS LOOKS REALLY AWESOME!!!