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NeoKing07 β€” Chefhiroth

Published: 2008-04-16 22:00:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 3582; Favourites: 50; Downloads: 30
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Description I have created this artwork as a service to Deviant artist everywhere. Ariel must be stopped. I know she looks cute and in her story she learns a lesson. Unfortunately this just isn’t true. She was a Daddies girl that hosed her entire race of for a crush. She deserved a fate closer to the original tong cutting story than the Disney version. Believe me I know its hard to hear but you will thank me later.
This brings us to the biggest Mamas boy in history. Sephiroth. Oh my mother is an alien waaaaa boooo. The man slaughters, maims, and kills the good girl and Otaku girls everywhere love him for it. This explains so much on why our society is twisted. HE IS AN EVIL MAMAS BOY! Cloud stinks on ice as well but most people agree so we move on. The only reason women like him is he has the face of a girl and comes off as non threatening. Seph is the boy band leader of bad guys.
I am glad we have had this little chat. there is no need to thank me for this service because I created this for love of my fellow humans. Thank you for your time and god bless.
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Comments: 68

mizuzu-sama [2012-08-11 18:54:02 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Roxas1314 [2011-12-08 01:39:31 +0000 UTC]

W...T...F...??? Funny as hell.

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NeoKing07 In reply to Roxas1314 [2011-12-09 00:31:10 +0000 UTC]

Why thank you.

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Roxas1314 In reply to NeoKing07 [2011-12-12 00:39:26 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. XD

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ZaibatsuDSXM9 [2011-09-06 21:50:27 +0000 UTC]

OH Oh oh poor . Ariel and sebastian

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SicilianValkyrie [2011-02-09 21:26:02 +0000 UTC]

Bad guys are hotter, that's it! Clouds sucks

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NeoKing07 In reply to SicilianValkyrie [2011-02-10 03:52:02 +0000 UTC]

True dat!

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derf13 [2011-01-15 18:07:16 +0000 UTC]

no shame of him

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derf13 [2011-01-15 07:14:45 +0000 UTC]

is he going to mouth rape her?

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NeoKing07 In reply to derf13 [2011-01-15 17:25:31 +0000 UTC]

Shame on you!

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Dagerflame [2010-11-22 20:03:01 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha nice

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NeoKing07 [2010-11-05 01:20:27 +0000 UTC]

True dat, Kabya.

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kabya19 [2010-11-03 23:31:59 +0000 UTC]

Well a lot of fan girls love a bastard and are happy at the idea selling their soul to a giant octopus witch to be with a guy. What are you gonna do.

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embermclainisachick [2010-06-23 00:50:46 +0000 UTC]

Seems like something I'd do

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Crono8 [2010-01-22 14:22:58 +0000 UTC]

That's an evil thing to do :c

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NeoKing07 In reply to Crono8 [2010-01-22 17:07:39 +0000 UTC]

Evil yes but tasty.

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Roccy101 [2009-10-28 23:01:23 +0000 UTC]

D:

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Roccy101 [2009-10-28 22:58:48 +0000 UTC]

I HATE YOU!

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NeoKing07 In reply to Roccy101 [2009-10-29 01:29:08 +0000 UTC]

She was very tasty I assure you....

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Roccy101 [2009-10-28 22:56:56 +0000 UTC]

i cant look!

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NeoKing07 In reply to Roccy101 [2009-10-29 01:25:21 +0000 UTC]

heh

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Roccy101 [2009-10-28 22:56:54 +0000 UTC]

i cant look!

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Roccy101 [2009-10-28 22:54:12 +0000 UTC]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH how could you!

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Arty2sheds [2009-08-16 18:24:05 +0000 UTC]

XD Aw thats nasty, but awesome!

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NeoKing07 In reply to Arty2sheds [2009-08-21 02:47:53 +0000 UTC]

Thank you... I thought I would get more hate mail from it but people seem to get a kick out of it.

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Arty2sheds In reply to NeoKing07 [2009-08-23 13:17:57 +0000 UTC]

Ha, yeah XD

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DefyingGravityxoox [2009-07-05 14:45:13 +0000 UTC]

i think im gunna cry =[

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NeoKing07 In reply to DefyingGravityxoox [2009-07-09 05:45:35 +0000 UTC]

WAHAHAHAHAAAA

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Samara--Chan [2009-06-03 12:33:46 +0000 UTC]

LOVE IT!
Love Sephiroth and Ariel is a giant skank. I wish she had been turned to sushi. That would have made a interesting disney film...

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NeoKing07 In reply to Samara--Chan [2009-06-04 12:02:56 +0000 UTC]

I know right, she totally messed over her dad for nothing. Mermaids are just evil.

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Samara--Chan In reply to NeoKing07 [2009-06-05 09:16:45 +0000 UTC]

I like the octopuss lady. > ARIEL GOT PWNED ... Or as me and Mae say (Rhymie!!) Harpooned. How the hell do you pronounce pwned? psh.

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chewibunny [2009-04-28 07:55:32 +0000 UTC]

I am disturbed
Bad pun is bad xD

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NeoKing07 In reply to chewibunny [2009-04-28 20:20:05 +0000 UTC]

Tee Hee

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Nacome [2008-10-03 01:23:48 +0000 UTC]

Mmmm... mermaid sushi!
I never knew who the heck Sephiroth was up until fairly recently...

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NeoKing07 In reply to Nacome [2008-10-04 05:31:37 +0000 UTC]

Nacome I am shocked and somehow proud of you at the same time. I thought all pretty young women knew who Sephiroth was. Maybe their is hope yet. I did this pic to make the Arial fans made but it didn't work!

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Nacome In reply to NeoKing07 [2008-10-04 20:19:27 +0000 UTC]

I've never played Final Fantasy before... nor do I pay much attention to mainstream society.

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Mermann87 [2008-09-07 19:09:51 +0000 UTC]

I hope you like the original Hans Christian Anderson tale.
It is much deeper in meaning.

Yu know she commits suicide to save the prince.

I'd take it any day over Disney's.

"The story of a beautiful mermaid who gave up a kingdom for her beloved prince. Forget the happy sappy Disney version."

This is the real version

The Little Mermaid (Anime) Part 1 [link]

song scene [link] (original Japanese)

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Kenzoku [2008-08-03 00:03:25 +0000 UTC]

Is this "Cooking with Chefiroth"'s only episode...?

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NeoKing07 In reply to Kenzoku [2008-08-03 13:45:07 +0000 UTC]

Unfortunatly it is the only episode that made it to completion. My comic at www.neo-earth is takeing up all my free time. I did draw a Mudkip episode but I still need to color it.

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Kenzoku In reply to NeoKing07 [2008-08-03 16:58:45 +0000 UTC]

I can see why. I've been reading it every Monday. On another note: Ooh! Mudkips!

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Teslacrashed [2008-05-23 21:49:09 +0000 UTC]

wow. This is one of the most awesome FF7 artworks evar.

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Aeronaut-Dreamer [2008-05-19 05:15:21 +0000 UTC]

HOLY SHIT YOU WEREN'T KIDDING ABOUT THE KH STUFF!

You know, I'm a firm believer that IF Sephiroth had prozac, a Snuggles the Teddy Bear, and a hug from his mommy; he'd be all right!

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Dragon-Elemental [2008-05-08 09:54:20 +0000 UTC]

LOL - Real Nice. Adding to my Favs

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MintyFreshNoodleBox [2008-04-19 22:41:12 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO
i don't know which is funnier, your deviation or your comment

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NeoKing07 In reply to MintyFreshNoodleBox [2008-04-19 23:38:51 +0000 UTC]

TY Minty BTW, my wife wants to know how you came up with your name. Oh and I love your Chinese Dragon. everyone go see it.

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MintyFreshNoodleBox In reply to NeoKing07 [2008-04-20 15:24:09 +0000 UTC]

haha thanks
i have a friend at school who said that i have my "own personal brand of evil" (i think i had been taking the mickey out of her at the time) and that i should come up with a name for it...
aaaaand it just popped out of my head

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Tenwood [2008-04-18 00:15:22 +0000 UTC]

Ooohh. *tears coming out and runs away*

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NeoKing07 In reply to Tenwood [2008-04-18 01:55:02 +0000 UTC]

Its ok, the true is painful sometimes. Love the SW pics btw.

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Tenwood In reply to NeoKing07 [2008-04-18 02:23:41 +0000 UTC]

Oh, thank you.

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Taralen [2008-04-17 02:59:03 +0000 UTC]

LOL! This is one of the biggest wins ever! XD

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