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Published: 2010-10-26 16:27:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 3567; Favourites: 126; Downloads: 23
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A stamp made for the people who, as the stamp says, hate shitty stamps!Shitty stamps, I bet you have seen quite a lot of them on dA.
- They either have a background/image/logo which is a crudely resized image
- Or a background with too many colours causing the text to be unreadable at some point.
- Contain unreadable text which is way too small or blurry or has a colour to similar to the background
- Contain horrible typography
- Have tons of 'blending options' applied to the text
- Have (in Paint) hand-written text which is unreadable
- Are double if not triple JPEG-compressed
- Are way too big/small to fit with the rest of the stamps
- Are shittily animated
- Contain Comic Sans
- Contains too much text because the creator is too lazy to animate it or let it get animated
Inb4 "But I only have paint!" - No excuse, it's possible to make a decent stamp in paint, and if you can't, don't do it or ask a friend!
Sometimes I see a stamp with text that applies to my thoughts, ideology or w/e but I don't want to use it because it's so ugly or too big/small.
This stamp is not necessarily made to be used, it's just to get my point across. But if you wish to use it -- fine with me.
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the question is why are you using this stamp ?Β Β
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I hate hate hate these extremly flashy flickering animated stamps...I'm mentally ill and super sensitive to flickering lights and adding those to your pro-gun-rights or anti-victim-blaming stamps isn't going to help get your point across or anything, it just hurts people's brains/eyes
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I heard that there were extensions for people with flashy image issues. They slow down or stop images that move. Perhaps it'll help you out a bit?
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ooh I didn't know that was a thing haha. I'll look it up, thank you!
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I read it somewhere while finding software that tones down whites on monitors haha. Might be of some use!
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This stamp is so shitty!111
Jk, I agree. I like to edit my page with reasonable and good quality stamps, but sometimes I can't always find them...So have to use the shitty one insteadΒ
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I really hate it when they're freakin' HUGE and have horrible JPEG quality.
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Im trying to learn how make stamps, Im so bad >.< So yeah i know I have shitty stamps, but come on dont rub it in
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There are no shitty stamps: only shitty messages.Β
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AGREE this is really true
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I especially hate the ones that flash and play too fast. The flashing kinda hurts my eyes.
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I hate all stamps to be honest. The consist of bitching, bitching and more bitching.
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There isn't anything wrong with that. People should just avoid comic sans if they are making something serious.
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has anyone ever been as far as decided?
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By shittily animated, do you mean the ones that go so fast it can't be read?
Yeah, I'm starting to animate my stamps. Thinking what to do for my shipping stamps (the one with images on them but no text). Perhaps I should turn them into animation frames and then to an animating stamp?
I admit I used to have some of these now, mainly:
β’has a colour to similar to the background
β’Contain horrible typography
β’Are way too big/small to fit with the rest of the stamps
This stamp reminds me to re-do my crappy ones I made month's ago.
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Yeah, either that or when they're way too slow so you'll have to wait minutes until you can read what it says.
If a stamp contains lots of images, it's better to animate it so it won't look all crowded and messy.
Animation is usually an eye catcher as well. Just try making an animated stamp and see if you like it more?
Haha that'd be good
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I usually put them up to my reading speed (like 2000 ms since I use GIMP). So, that's no problem.
I'v done them with text.
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To show a couple. I will do the animating with images (have them in my gallery so I could just download them and re-assemble them into one file)! XD after eating dinner.
Sure will be.*rubs hands like an evil villian*
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Doesn't everyone?
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"Contain Comic Sans"
But comic sans is an awesome font :C
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Yeah it's beautiful.
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I didn't say it's beautiful,but I find it really silly that a lot of people dislike this font,c'mon guys,it's just a font...
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A lot of people dislike Nazi's, come on, guys, it's just an ideology.
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But what is so bad about Comic Sans?;u;
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It's hideous and 99% of everyone who uses it has no idea how to.
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Also [link] means that you have access to more than paint level drawing tools any fucking time.
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So, my stamp in progress, care to give an opinion there of, or no?
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Sure thing, got a link?
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It has poorly chosen colors, no background, a typewritertastic font, and isn't even finished. Unload both barrels, if you'd please.
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The first thing I noticed is the fact that it has no frame
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Well, that's only an optional standard. But yes, it doesn't.
Anything more?
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yeah i want to make my profile look cool and adding shitty stamps is not one way how.
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I crammed too many words onto a stamp once on purpose.
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Whats wrong with Comic Sans text? Just wondering.... I've seen a couple stamps being against Comic Sans text, and I use it because... Well I just forget to change the font really. XD
Is it too ugly, or does it not fit right?
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Nothing wrong with Comic Sans, unless you want to be taken seriously.
And people who use Comic Sans when they want to be taken seriously are just silly.
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So it's just a silly font.
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