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Neozaki — I hate shitty stamps - stamp

Published: 2010-10-26 16:27:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 3567; Favourites: 126; Downloads: 23
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Description A stamp made for the people who, as the stamp says, hate shitty stamps!



Shitty stamps, I bet you have seen quite a lot of them on dA.
  • They either have a background/image/logo which is a crudely resized image

  • Or a background with too many colours causing the text to be unreadable at some point.

  • Contain unreadable text which is way too small or blurry or has a colour to similar to the background

  • Contain horrible typography

  • Have tons of 'blending options' applied to the text

  • Have (in Paint) hand-written text which is unreadable

  • Are double if not triple JPEG-compressed

  • Are way too big/small to fit with the rest of the stamps

  • Are shittily animated

  • Contain Comic Sans

  • Contains too much text because the creator is too lazy to animate it or let it get animated


Seriously. Creating a stamp is not hard. For most people it's just picking a template from the large assortiment and cram some text in it. Is it really that hard to make it look decent?
Inb4 "But I only have paint!" - No excuse, it's possible to make a decent stamp in paint, and if you can't, don't do it or ask a friend!

Sometimes I see a stamp with text that applies to my thoughts, ideology or w/e but I don't want to use it because it's so ugly or too big/small.

This stamp is not necessarily made to be used, it's just to get my point across. But if you wish to use it -- fine with me.

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Comments: 73

Neozaki In reply to ??? [2010-10-30 20:28:43 +0000 UTC]

People use it for their college/work presentations.
It's a comic font, it's name says it all. "COMIC". Not to be used in serious things or pro presentations;
People abuse it for their serious work.

Also Microsoft Bob.

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Shay-Fae In reply to Neozaki [2010-10-30 20:33:58 +0000 UTC]

Ok, now that makes a lot more of sense.
I could see that being kind of annoying, (for the more serious stamps that is). :/

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Neozaki In reply to Shay-Fae [2010-10-30 20:34:40 +0000 UTC]

It's annoying because 99% of all the people use comic sans in any possible way.
Even the person whose comic font it's based on hates it.

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SassyRaptor In reply to ??? [2010-10-27 02:27:10 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I have made shitty stamps before.

But I agree with you! I should really go back and fix mine.

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FireAmy [2010-10-27 01:08:19 +0000 UTC]

Ohoho, some of my own stamps are really bad. I don't even know how to animnate but yeah, usually I hate it when I finally find a stamp about something that's hard to look for and it's horrible...

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Mocha-Rush In reply to ??? [2010-10-26 23:07:15 +0000 UTC]

OHMYGAWDTHANKYOU. I've wanted to make a stamp like this. That and "GOD DAMN THERE IS NOT THAT MUCH PORN ON DA!" Lol.
Thank you <3

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Sakeozo In reply to ??? [2010-10-26 20:26:14 +0000 UTC]

Damn, this give me second look at stamp section. I wish I should have noticed that WAY before this stamp came up at my inbox.

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Neozaki In reply to Sakeozo [2010-10-26 20:31:57 +0000 UTC]

I think it all depends on what you tend to analyze a lot. I just happened to notice because I really like typography.

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Sakeozo In reply to Neozaki [2010-10-26 20:42:05 +0000 UTC]

Perhaps, I was only paying attention to stuff I searched up for stamps.
I'm sure you probably noticed my horrible grammar by now.

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Neozaki In reply to Sakeozo [2010-10-26 22:13:58 +0000 UTC]

I'm a self taught English speaker/writer, and I have never been taught to use correct grammer, so no, I haven't noticed |D

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Sakeozo In reply to Neozaki [2010-10-26 22:34:55 +0000 UTC]

At least you're not super-freak about grammar like others. Lmao.

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Neozaki In reply to Sakeozo [2010-10-26 22:37:21 +0000 UTC]

Well it all depends. Whenever I notice some bad grammar, it must be really, really bad.
Bad gramar okay, but people should pay attention to it in artwork or tl;dr lectures/comments.

B'yeah I don't give a crap about bad grammar in normal comments like these.

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N-B-R-artwork In reply to ??? [2010-10-26 19:16:09 +0000 UTC]

I agree! lol, I should be afraid now, I made stamps too, Hope they're not too crappy D:

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Neozaki In reply to N-B-R-artwork [2010-10-26 19:30:32 +0000 UTC]

I checked them out, they're readable to me.
But shhh, the plural of 'wolf' is 'wolves'.

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N-B-R-artwork In reply to Neozaki [2010-10-26 19:50:04 +0000 UTC]

lol, that first stamp really sucked! I should delete it really xD

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Kiruel In reply to ??? [2010-10-26 19:08:12 +0000 UTC]

Idem hier

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Bimmerd In reply to ??? [2010-10-26 18:15:42 +0000 UTC]

Agree

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OldCatJack [2010-10-26 17:23:09 +0000 UTC]

I make easy to use stamps! But sadly, I don't know how to animate very well.

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Neozaki In reply to OldCatJack [2010-10-26 19:30:52 +0000 UTC]

You can always ask someone to animate them for you :3

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OldCatJack In reply to Neozaki [2010-10-26 20:20:42 +0000 UTC]

That is true. YOU'RE A GENIUS.

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Pumpkintroll [2010-10-26 16:36:17 +0000 UTC]

FUCKING THISSSSSSSSSSSSSss
Agree 100%

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Neozaki In reply to Pumpkintroll [2010-10-26 19:30:56 +0000 UTC]

<3

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