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Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...yes, it's Superman. I don't buy that "Aw, shucks" Kansas farm-boy act. There's definitely a dark side to that chiseled chin, spit curl-haired boyscout. I figure he's actually a complete D#!%$ and is always pranking other members of the JLA or he's a certified kleptomaniac and is constantly adding to his collection in the fortress of solitude, or he has some weird vice like watching "Toddlers and Tiaras."

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Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound...yes, it's Superman. I don't buy that "Aw, shucks" Kansas farm-boy act. There's definitely a dark side to that chiseled chin, spit curl-haired boyscout. I figure he's actually a complete D#!%$ and is always pranking other members of the JLA or he's a certified kleptomaniac and is constantly adding to his collection in the fortress of solitude, or he has some weird vice like watching "Toddlers and Tiaras."