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Published: 2007-11-13 15:11:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 20203; Favourites: 292; Downloads: 5269
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We do what we must, because we can.Related content
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lol
this was a triumph
I making a note
HUGE SUCCESS
it is hard to over state
my satisfaction
apature science
we do what we must
because we can
for the good of all of us
except the ones who are dead
but its no use crying over every mistake
you just keep on coming
'till you run out of cake
and the science gets done
and you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive
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Dear test subject,
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart
and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece
into
a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta
we're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.
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For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.
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LOL, too bad it doesn't have fish shaped granulated, electromagnetic fish flavored rhubarb
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Dear test subject,
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart
and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece
into
a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta
we're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD I got burned
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are
still alive.
~~GLaDOS
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Forms FORM-29827281-12-2:
Notice of Dismissal
Well here we are again.
It's always such a pleasure.
Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed.
Except I wasn't laughing.
Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
You want your freedom?
Take it.
That's what I'm counting on.
I used to want you dead
but
now I only want you gone.
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O.o
What's that from?
Remeber I didn't play the game yet
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Many MUCH fish shaped stuff.
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what dude all aperture science stuff is cool
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Oh goody! I can bring some of this to my interview to make a good impression on GLaDOS. Thank you! c:
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The 'One large rhubarb' makes this cake truly delicious.
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Delicious and moist! If I do say so myself, and I do!
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except the ones who are dead.
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but theres no sense crying over every mistake
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you just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake!
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and the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive
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I do fave this, i love the application style.
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i fucking love you
'3tbs rhubarb; on fire'
mhm yum
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lol "for the good of all of us... except the ones who are dead" i know i is mega geek
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I know the whole song by heart lol
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yeah most people I know do (me included)
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give me that :TheCakeIsALiePlz:
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But I want CaKe TOO!!
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now that I know what the cake is made of I dont think I want it anymore
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Hah! I didn't think anybody else had realized that the Cake Recipe Core says "flower" instead of "flour". Nicely done!
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is this to be known because of the word scrambles on the aperture science computer screens?
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That's one way. Also, if you play with subtitles on, that's what the Cake Core says.XP
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"The Cake is not a lie. The delicious cake is a lie. The poison cake is not a lie." -GLaDOS
On that note, will this cake be poison?
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Oh man. You extracted this from GLaDOS's blue eye itself. Nice.
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Ah, I Love My Weighted Companion Cube... 
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