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Published: 2012-01-12 06:55:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 4858; Favourites: 56; Downloads: 18
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Description Hmmm, according to the clues, and the density of the wood of which the arrow protruding from my chest is made, I shall have to concludify that I was experienciating a auditory malfunction.

That's the only reasonable conclusion to reach!

Seriously though, this always cracked me up in these games. I feel like I'm playing Splinter Cell with those goggles glowing bright green right next to the guy, yet nobody sees me.

"Is someone there? Are you hiding and pretending you're not there so that I stop thinking you are? If you're hiding, knock on the wall twice. Hmm, either nobody is there and I have spontaneously grown an arrow in my chest, or they're just not answering... HMMMMM..."

Had fun with the fire lights, won't be doing it that way again though. I'm lying, I hated it, took twice as long because I kept running into stupid problems with the lighting and the shading, etc. About 3 hours.

TES is copyright Bethesda.

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1. Guest Manners
2. Narcotics
3. Super
4. Stop and Stare
5. The Elder's Scroll
6. Attention Span (stop clicking and scroll up, you silly-head)

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Comments: 13

h-d-s [2012-06-17 02:15:12 +0000 UTC]

sooooo funny, but sadly true.

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Nocmin In reply to h-d-s [2012-06-22 15:57:01 +0000 UTC]

Ain't it just? But I guess somebody has to be the dumb free EXP for heroes.

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EndorTheDarkThief In reply to Nocmin [2014-09-23 03:16:43 +0000 UTC]

Not only do they have short attention spans but they also have the sight ofa metal gear solid guard.

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Nocmin In reply to EndorTheDarkThief [2014-09-25 07:53:42 +0000 UTC]

"! What was that noise?!", they say when they think they see me.

Yeah, they really do.

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PapaPicosa [2012-04-12 09:52:36 +0000 UTC]

Hahahah it's way too true!

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Nocmin In reply to PapaPicosa [2012-04-24 02:41:27 +0000 UTC]

I think I need to start a charity. It'll be called Buds for Bandits: a safe place to learn how to murder, steal and destroy without falling victim to those pesky adventurers due to critical brain failure.

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NorroenDyrd [2012-03-04 12:39:19 +0000 UTC]

So funny and so true!

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Nocmin In reply to NorroenDyrd [2012-03-15 08:10:40 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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NorroenDyrd In reply to Nocmin [2012-03-15 08:11:58 +0000 UTC]

You are welcome!

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SonicDude87 [2012-01-26 04:48:08 +0000 UTC]

I love sniping bandits with arrows and watching the others run around like decapitated chickens while I watch from the shadows, readying my next shot. Hell one time a bandit ran right past me and he wasn't even two feet away from me. Stupid bandits. xD

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Nocmin In reply to SonicDude87 [2012-02-14 20:15:14 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, yeah, they're just asking for it at that point.

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TheMeadiator [2012-01-17 22:18:02 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHAHAHA, this always made me lol. Stealth is NOT my character's strong point, and he still seems to vanish, LOL. Fun stuff, dude.

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Nocmin In reply to TheMeadiator [2012-02-14 19:58:12 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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