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Nocmin β Elder Scrolls - Narcotics
Published: 2011-12-02 05:48:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 4297; Favourites: 32; Downloads: 5
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No, no! I fell in a bunch of flour! I WAS MAKING COOKIES!!!Based off a quest I did in Skyrim where I killed some dealers and stole all their skooma and moon sugar; and then sold it on the streets myself.
Not before collecting my reward from the Jarl of Riften with all the goods in my pack of course!
TES is copyright Bethesda.
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Comments: 19
If you're sword-proof, it's 100% safe.
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And arrow-proof.Β Those guards get angry when you try to sell drugs to their queen.
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You can become sword-proof and arrow-proof?
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I guess with the right cheat-codes.
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It'll be up to your dodging skills, then.
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Pft, what a bitch. It's not like she's never done it...
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Right? I bet she's on it right now! >:0
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I bet she's going to end up confiscating all his stuff too. >:[
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Oh yeah, and having a badass party after. >_<
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Sadly I think you could probably yell out 'wanna buy some drugs' in front of the Jarl of Riften and she still wouldn't be none the wiser. She strikes me as slightly....impaired in the head. Either that or she's living in EXTREME denial. I mean she thinks one of her sons isΒ mentally illΒ because he doesn't support the Stormcloaks. To top that off she appoints her air headed court wizard to 'cure' him.
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Yeah, she's a few sammiches short of a picnic.
But for the sake of the comic, I let his comment get past her fog of durrr.
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You are indeed a saint for allowing a moment of lucidity into the life of Laila Law-Giver. Sadly it probably didn't last long beyond the last panel.
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Any act of charity I can for those poor poor brainless NPCs.
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Hahaha just outta nowhere, "Wanna buy some drugs bitch!" Hell why burn all the drugs when you can sell em yourself!
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