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Noctivia In reply to ??? [2016-07-18 05:19:18 +0000 UTC]

I GIV HIM RASPBERRIES ALL THE DAMN TIME 

HIS SPOTS AND HE'S A CUTIE MY LIL SHITSTAIN 

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-18 05:27:22 +0000 UTC]

my cat is just fat all the time
she can't meow she just makes weird high pitched scratchy sounds

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-18 05:30:48 +0000 UTC]

YOU Have a kitty ???????? ?I wanna see 

Thats so cute, Pod cant meow either! He had the cat flu as a baby and it messed up his vocal cords so he just like squeaks 

I love fat kitties, my cat before Pod was a fatty he was huuuuuuuuuugeeeeeeee like half my height! //rolls 
Ilovekittiestoomuch

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-18 05:47:27 +0000 UTC]

i have TWO
TWO KITTIES
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmPcaF…
here's bailey
the fat one
she's fat

i'm not sure what's up with bailey
i think shes just dumb

I was taking care of a cat a long time ago that weighed like 9lbs oml
kitties are p great

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ask-berd In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-18 05:53:11 +0000 UTC]

LET'S HAVEA CAT FIGHT AND SEE WHO WINS!!!
also yeah the whole video is an inside joke
but that's still my pussy ;0;0;0;0;0

SHES SUCH A WIDDLE BABY

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-18 05:59:47 +0000 UTC]

FOUND YOU 

;D MY POD WOULD WIN, LOOK AT HIM his spots and stripes an lil gloves and socks pffft winner A+ No need to fight 

Ohhh it's a very lovely pusssssssssssssy ;3 

SHES ADORABLE 

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-18 05:52:07 +0000 UTC]

AH SO DO I!! 
What a weird song choice 
But I guess it is a pussy petting video //SHOT 

NO SHES CUTE, LOOK AT HER WHAT A SWEETPEA OHGOSH 

 Ohhhhhhhh gosh big kitty what a big kitty, I love big kitties cause they are usually real warm? 

Yess I agree I agree 

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-18 05:55:04 +0000 UTC]

lmao nevermind i replied to my own comment???????somehow idk
still kms bye

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-18 06:00:28 +0000 UTC]

HAHAH HA AHAHA 

It's okay Berb you're still a weenie 

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-18 06:30:54 +0000 UTC]

i know i am
kill me
rip

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-18 06:53:08 +0000 UTC]

No no no it's okay you're the best weenie 
My favourite weenie 

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-18 07:14:44 +0000 UTC]

does that mean there are other weenies
i'll fight them

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-18 07:27:38 +0000 UTC]

NO no other weenies just you!
Jus my favourite and only weenie u v u

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-18 07:40:47 +0000 UTC]

!!!!!!!!!!! IM HONORED
i am the lone weenie

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-18 07:50:52 +0000 UTC]

That jus means you get all the weenie lovin 

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-18 10:19:04 +0000 UTC]

does that mean u got a weenie

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-18 10:25:43 +0000 UTC]

Nope it doesnt ur the weenie with a weenie im gonna sit on silly osh gosh 

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-18 10:28:04 +0000 UTC]

PLS WE STARTED OFF TLAKING ABOUT CATS IM JUST A BABY

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-18 10:32:11 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW IM THE WORST IM SORRY
PUNISH ME

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-18 10:33:58 +0000 UTC]

WHY DO U DO THIS TO ME

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-18 10:36:54 +0000 UTC]

BECAUSE YOU'RE AWESOME AND I CANT HELP MYSELF
I AM SORRY
TELL ME TO GO AWAY FOREVER AND I WILL
IM SORRY BERD 

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-18 10:39:59 +0000 UTC]

YOU ARE A LEWD LADY
I AM AN INNOCENT CHILD
PLS

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-18 10:42:39 +0000 UTC]

IM SORRY
TELL ME TO GO I WILL

TELL ME TO LEAVE YOU ALONE
I WILL IM SORRY

CRIES 

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-18 10:46:42 +0000 UTC]

//THROWS YOU INTO THE OVEN

BAD GIRL

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-18 10:53:41 +0000 UTC]

//DIES 

THANKS I DESERVE THIS

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-18 10:59:13 +0000 UTC]

I DIDNT TURN IT ON QUIT BEING A DRAMA QUEEN

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-18 11:06:07 +0000 UTC]

PLEASE DO I DESERVE TO RETURN TO THE PITS OF HELL 

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-18 18:54:45 +0000 UTC]

BUT THATS WHERE I LIVE

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-19 01:27:57 +0000 UTC]

OMF BERD WHY

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-19 03:01:39 +0000 UTC]

BECAUSE I AM SIN

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-19 03:32:32 +0000 UTC]

EXCUSE YOU

Pretty sure im worse than you so get on my hell level m8

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-19 03:33:16 +0000 UTC]

you don't even know

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-19 03:38:27 +0000 UTC]

Try me, I'm 100% positive im worse than you 

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-19 03:41:22 +0000 UTC]

have you ever fucked a dog

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-19 03:42:19 +0000 UTC]

Nope but I pooped on someone 

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-19 03:43:15 +0000 UTC]

i never fucked a dog either i was just checking
also lmfao why would you do that

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-19 03:51:12 +0000 UTC]

Oh good, I'm glad you're not a dog fucker because IK a guy who was into watching girls get fucked by dogs it was weird

UM
 IT WAS AN ACCIDENT ALSO TO CLARIFY ok so I was younger, In primary school like 7? AND my friends and I used to play a toilet game. One of us would sit on the tire and the other two would sit inside of the middle of the tires and then one day Emma was like lets just play the toilet game and Brigette and I were like no we want to play horses and then Emma convinced us and then I accidentally pooped on Bridgettes shoulder and I've never forgiven myself since  

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-19 03:52:20 +0000 UTC]

im not surprised

lmfao what
the hell did i just read what

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-19 03:59:59 +0000 UTC]

I just seem to know a lot of weird people

yeah my life is kinda crazy tbh, I dont even know 

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-19 04:04:32 +0000 UTC]

either that or you dun fucked a dog and you're lyin to me
how dare you

it's not that crazy you just shit on your friends shoulder thats all lmao

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-19 04:17:38 +0000 UTC]

Um why on earth would I fuck a dog? Id fuck a berb but not a dog ew 

I WOULDNT LIE TO YOU 

she aint my friend anymore and she was already a nasty lil shit, never washing her hands after goin to the toilet ugh ew 

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-19 04:22:46 +0000 UTC]

i'm not judgin im just sayin you liar

lmao then i guess it's a good thing you SHIT ALL OVER HER

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-19 04:24:55 +0000 UTC]

IM not a liar you meanie


EXCUSE U
It wasnt a big poo just like a little fleck, just a lil dingle berry and i was easily able to flick it off her shoulder like it was a bug so THERE

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-19 04:26:02 +0000 UTC]

im not a meanie you LIAR





you shit on someone lmao you can never take it back

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-19 04:33:49 +0000 UTC]

No you're jsut a MONSTER //cries


yes I know that 

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-19 04:37:38 +0000 UTC]

YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT


okay good just making sure because lmao jfc

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-19 04:41:16 +0000 UTC]

YEP

Yes I realise obviously, if you suddenly hate me I wouldn't mind. Lot's of people hate me anyway so why dont you just go join the club.

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-19 04:42:27 +0000 UTC]

ITS OKAY I HATE EVERYONE ALREADY

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Noctivia In reply to ask-berd [2016-07-19 04:43:39 +0000 UTC]

coolio

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ask-berd In reply to Noctivia [2016-07-19 04:55:07 +0000 UTC]

here it comes lmao

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