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Description I had a marker and found 3 eggs in a basket - you do the math..

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well, you wanted it and you got it: more stupid egg torture!

This one wasn't planned at all. I don't like planning these things, I've never planned it before and I didn't plan it now either. I think maybe that's what makes them a little funny: the randomness of it.. ?
And yay! brown eggs!
I think mom got these from a farm near by. unfortunately I didn't stay long enough to see her reaction when she found these on the kitchen table.... since they were new and perfectly fine and ready to be eaten before I got my hands on'em, I figure she got pretty angry... o__o"
I don't think she likes my kind of humor..

Anyhow; yeah, so I just drew some random faces on these 3 eggs, just like I often do, didn't think much about it. But I took a picture just for fun. ([link] .. boring, eh?)
Then suddenly, my little sister comes out of nowhere and just stabs one of the eggs - just like that..! lol xD she's become just like me... Only she's better at torturing the poor eggs. I was all "no, don't stab'em, I need those.. " but she was just "but I want to stab them.." and then she attacked one egg after the other. lol
my sisters are awesome..
so anyway, I found this so amusing I just had to take a picture of that white smiling egg she'd stabbed in the stomach ([link] ) , followed by a series of pictures of those other massacred eggs. Had to stop her before she destroyed their faces though, but it was difficult to speak while laughing so hard at how calmly she was while she "killed" those poor unsuspecting boiled eggies...
so credit goes to my lil' sister for this one!



photo is taken by me: Elise M.S (nocturnalMoTH) and is (c) me and my sister Malene J.S.
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Comments: 349

NeatPaperStacks [2018-06-12 18:06:30 +0000 UTC]

i lovΒ ur eggies. Thank you for your gift of egg

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TheDemonGirl84 [2017-10-29 22:14:41 +0000 UTC]

The white one is a masochist. Lol

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Pinkasso-Studio [2016-09-03 18:25:28 +0000 UTC]

Is it bad that hes laughing while getting cut "alive"?!

Oh wait, that's right your sister stab the egg.

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neoDualism [2016-08-27 20:43:57 +0000 UTC]

is this like a fetish

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violetelementpaws [2016-06-07 06:58:34 +0000 UTC]

Your HowToBasicΒ 

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SubSpace-Frost In reply to violetelementpaws [2017-01-20 21:32:54 +0000 UTC]

It seem we've both found our selves here.

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violetelementpaws In reply to SubSpace-Frost [2017-01-21 21:17:31 +0000 UTC]

Oh hey, its been awhile.

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SubSpace-Frost In reply to violetelementpaws [2017-01-22 00:35:29 +0000 UTC]

Yup.

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violetelementpaws In reply to SubSpace-Frost [2017-01-27 23:45:49 +0000 UTC]

I spend about 99% of my time on G+ and Discord.

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SubSpace-Frost In reply to violetelementpaws [2017-01-28 07:19:12 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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knightgregory [2016-06-04 17:05:21 +0000 UTC]

can't stop laughing at the giddy egg, lol! genius!

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Whetsit-Tuya [2016-05-29 11:27:20 +0000 UTC]

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Ellenthemellon123 [2016-05-24 18:00:26 +0000 UTC]

wtf this so funny!!why is this funny?!

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Lucid-Nebula [2016-05-15 19:01:07 +0000 UTC]

You poked a freaking knife through the egg XD

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violetelementpaws In reply to Lucid-Nebula [2016-06-07 06:58:55 +0000 UTC]

Shh that egg is enjoying it

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StormStar6 [2016-05-09 19:30:37 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god it's Flumpty Bumpty

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iMakePepe [2016-05-05 01:46:43 +0000 UTC]

egg

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craft-maker-infinity [2016-05-02 03:25:28 +0000 UTC]

Omg I love these images! XD

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travelie [2016-04-30 18:44:26 +0000 UTC]

Β  Β 

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Dylanhebuilder [2016-03-31 01:20:07 +0000 UTC]

Flumpty bumpty

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TRANQUlLlTY [2016-03-30 00:34:06 +0000 UTC]

I feel bad for the eggs. :/
Don't ask.
I have a thing for inanimate objects.

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MudkipTehMudfish [2016-03-12 01:04:06 +0000 UTC]

this is popular?

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Pleiadesu In reply to MudkipTehMudfish [2016-03-28 07:16:16 +0000 UTC]

Yes.
Since this is actually comedy.

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blairparadise [2016-03-03 13:25:10 +0000 UTC]

unfortunatly he likes having a knife up his ass WTF?

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LYKYTHOS [2016-01-26 22:20:36 +0000 UTC]

wtf

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The-Golden-Skyfall [2016-01-07 02:39:47 +0000 UTC]

FLUMPTY BUMPTY IS WHITE EGG CONFIRMED

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FreezingMist In reply to The-Golden-Skyfall [2016-01-21 19:33:13 +0000 UTC]

JUBBA BLAFFA FLUMPTY'S JAM! Β 

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The-Golden-Skyfall In reply to FreezingMist [2016-01-21 22:04:03 +0000 UTC]

Yey

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goosetooth [2016-01-04 13:53:56 +0000 UTC]

what a waste of eggs ;-;

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SanatanaSociety [2015-12-25 22:33:57 +0000 UTC]

He white one looks like Patrick Star when he's super happy.

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Scruffit [2015-12-25 22:27:10 +0000 UTC]

OH THE AGONY

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kurpingspace4 [2015-12-25 15:29:15 +0000 UTC]

the white egg seems like he is being analed and he likes it xD

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TheBossGraalPlayer In reply to kurpingspace4 [2016-02-20 21:14:58 +0000 UTC]

That's what I thought

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LMSPrincessRoyal80 [2015-12-08 22:07:59 +0000 UTC]

Oh god

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joypitgibson [2015-12-04 17:40:21 +0000 UTC]

Ok!!!

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EternalSummer14 [2015-11-23 06:43:41 +0000 UTC]

I Think I Would've Done The Same Thing As Your Sister..

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PurpleIllusion2341 [2015-11-12 21:08:10 +0000 UTC]

The white one's face is amazing. XD

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Mewtres [2015-11-11 00:43:21 +0000 UTC]

this is the greatest thing i have ever witnessed tonight

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white-drop558 [2015-09-21 21:44:55 +0000 UTC]

the white egg likes itΒ  Β 

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cold-dead-body [2015-09-11 22:57:57 +0000 UTC]

QUIT PLAYIN' WITH YER FOOD.

Oh, is this art/photography? Sorreh. ;-;

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rashard101 [2015-09-08 21:21:52 +0000 UTC]

Ouch!

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Chartaydawg [2015-09-02 17:09:02 +0000 UTC]

This kind of makes me feel bad about eating eggs..

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DeviantGuy0 [2015-08-14 10:19:05 +0000 UTC]

deviantguy0.deviantart.com/art…
my first photo #funny Β 

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Mewtres In reply to DeviantGuy0 [2015-11-11 00:38:50 +0000 UTC]

don't advertise your deviations by leaving comments on popular deviations.

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PicciKsqn In reply to DeviantGuy0 [2015-09-04 22:34:15 +0000 UTC]

#thisisntinstagram

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Dismantled-Angel [2015-08-11 16:14:57 +0000 UTC]

Can't even

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TheInternetKat [2015-08-09 06:41:36 +0000 UTC]

I guess you could say the white one had just… CRACKED up?

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Dismantled-Angel In reply to TheInternetKat [2015-08-11 16:15:09 +0000 UTC]

Meme'd so hard

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lofis07a [2015-08-07 00:34:08 +0000 UTC]

Rip in peices

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Eatherai [2015-07-26 03:10:32 +0000 UTC]

haha, lol!

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