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NorroenDyrd β€” You Are What You Eat

Published: 2014-09-29 16:20:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 1462; Favourites: 27; Downloads: 2
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Description I recently realized that all my Skyrim characters follow the same routine: on the way to Riverwood, they always gather a bunch of flowers and eat them on the go to learn their magical properties.
Thus, this comic was born.
Starring Bethesda's very own Ralof and Gerdur, and my OCs Kiara, Baldr, Pulls-Out-Tree-Stumps, and Midir.
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Comments: 40

Digimanbyte [2014-10-01 09:57:18 +0000 UTC]

I have yet to see that. Gonna look for it now.

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NorroenDyrd In reply to Digimanbyte [2014-10-01 09:58:25 +0000 UTC]

It's completely in your power!

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spaceskeleton [2014-09-30 18:40:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh my goodness you are so right! Funny to imagine a panel with someone wearing a helmet. "You're not chewing flowers in there, are you"

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NorroenDyrd In reply to spaceskeleton [2014-10-01 08:04:00 +0000 UTC]

They gotta open a flower-search checkpoint at the Skyrim border!
Thank you for the laughs!

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Winters-Dawn1221 [2014-09-30 16:41:38 +0000 UTC]

So... They're gonna turn into flowers?

There are worse things (my character is probably gonna turn into a cheese wedge)

Gerdur's multi universe sense is spectacular! And people call Nords stupid! Hehe.

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NorroenDyrd In reply to Winters-Dawn1221 [2014-10-01 08:03:24 +0000 UTC]

Ahhh, now a walking cheese wedge would be a sight to see!
I wonder if she's grown weary of all the antics of the millions of PCs her clones have seen.

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Winters-Dawn1221 In reply to NorroenDyrd [2014-10-01 19:27:16 +0000 UTC]

She probably needs an aspirin, or a vacation to Akavir.

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CSphire [2014-09-30 14:53:44 +0000 UTC]

OMG! Β Soo adorable and relatable! It takes such willpower to not eat every ingredient on the way to Riverwood to free up a little weight. When it comes to bugs it's probably a sure thing Ralof judges and makes a funny face.

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NorroenDyrd In reply to CSphire [2014-10-01 08:02:28 +0000 UTC]

Aww, thank you very, very much!
Hey, he should be respectful towards beth the Bug-Devourer, the Bug-Slayer... the... Bug-Born?

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CSphire In reply to NorroenDyrd [2014-10-02 10:07:49 +0000 UTC]

Hehehehe

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Caaros [2014-09-30 04:23:33 +0000 UTC]

Nice.

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NorroenDyrd In reply to Caaros [2014-09-30 04:35:10 +0000 UTC]

Ecin.

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Caaros In reply to NorroenDyrd [2014-09-30 04:38:01 +0000 UTC]

What?

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TyphoonSignal10 [2014-09-29 23:10:34 +0000 UTC]

Is it just me, or does Baldr look like he might be slightly high from all those flowers?

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NorroenDyrd In reply to TyphoonSignal10 [2014-10-01 07:40:25 +0000 UTC]

Just the general beauty of Skyrim.

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MoggyMan [2014-09-29 22:38:19 +0000 UTC]



I am guilty with the eating flowers thing....

Very funny Norr, laughed very hard after seeing this

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NorroenDyrd In reply to MoggyMan [2014-10-01 08:01:09 +0000 UTC]

Thank you ever so much! That's what I was striving for!

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SereglothIV [2014-09-29 22:34:35 +0000 UTC]

One thing's strange here... And it's not flowers. On your way from Helgen, you've already managed to become a vampire? Impressive!

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NorroenDyrd In reply to SereglothIV [2014-10-01 07:41:01 +0000 UTC]

On the way from Riverwood to Whiterun, actually, but not in the roleplay world.

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Wynnifredd [2014-09-29 22:27:02 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahha, I had to make mention of it in my 'Gamer in Skyrim". She kept the prison pants to makeshift a bag for all her alchemy goodies, and solemnly swore to herself she'd NEVER taste yucky stuffs like giant toes.

Now honeycombs? Heck yeah, watch out.

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NorroenDyrd In reply to Wynnifredd [2014-10-01 08:00:00 +0000 UTC]

Mmm, honeycombs are the most rapidly consumed of my ingredients.
And hah, that's a clever way of explaining the origins of the infinitely stretchable invisible inventory!

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Sharquelle [2014-09-29 18:36:52 +0000 UTC]

Yup! Flowers, bees, mushrooms, honeycombs and anything else I can scavenge... Playing a Bosmer; they should be happy I don't eat them.Β  Β  Β Β 

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NorroenDyrd In reply to Sharquelle [2014-10-01 07:58:55 +0000 UTC]

They totall should! And you needto remind them of this more often, if they have problem with your character's eating habits.
I'm happy I could make you laugh!

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ms-katonic [2014-09-29 18:28:23 +0000 UTC]

Yep. Β My lot do exactly the same thing.

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NorroenDyrd In reply to ms-katonic [2014-10-01 07:53:13 +0000 UTC]

It's hard to resist!

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IRideAMagicalLadle [2014-09-29 18:18:29 +0000 UTC]

I've always wondered how the npc's felt about the players actions...randomly stuffing plants, insects, and giant toes into their mouths.....stopping mid battle to binge eat 20 cabbages.....you know. The little things.

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NorroenDyrd In reply to IRideAMagicalLadle [2014-10-01 07:58:00 +0000 UTC]

Must be part of the heroic image.

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IRideAMagicalLadle In reply to NorroenDyrd [2014-10-01 22:49:20 +0000 UTC]

If worse comes to worse, we can always pull the 'been "gifted" by the Prince of Madness card'!

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NorroenDyrd In reply to IRideAMagicalLadle [2014-10-02 09:23:53 +0000 UTC]

That always works!

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Endaljaro [2014-09-29 17:52:31 +0000 UTC]

So all theΒ Gerdurs have a "collective" mind?, figures.Β 

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NorroenDyrd In reply to Endaljaro [2014-10-01 07:41:17 +0000 UTC]

The AI commands all!

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heiwako [2014-09-29 17:42:51 +0000 UTC]

Lol, hilarious! I know how you feel. It seems I'm always munching the flowers when I meet them too. XD

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NorroenDyrd In reply to heiwako [2014-10-01 07:55:43 +0000 UTC]

Aww, thank you so much!
At least, those are beneficial-effect flowers... Would be a bit embarrassing if the Dragonborn collapsed after eating a deathbell, right before the eyes of the Riverwood populace.

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ripond [2014-09-29 16:48:50 +0000 UTC]

lmfao too funny!

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NorroenDyrd In reply to ripond [2014-10-01 07:53:24 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you think so!

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Dreamer-In-Shadows [2014-09-29 16:33:05 +0000 UTC]

LOL! Now that is as good as Isriana `s version thereΒ fav.me/d4mr46z . But yes, there are moments when each individual hero is not that individual as it seems to be

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NorroenDyrd In reply to Dreamer-In-Shadows [2014-10-01 07:53:45 +0000 UTC]

Oh gosh, I am honoured by the comparison!

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Dreamer-In-Shadows In reply to NorroenDyrd [2014-10-01 08:21:10 +0000 UTC]

No problem for that x3 as I doubt many of us TES players would do different from each person to person. And well, I wish you all the luck in the world for your B-Day, together with your precious Dragonborns <3 Β 
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NorroenDyrd In reply to Dreamer-In-Shadows [2014-10-01 08:48:19 +0000 UTC]

Thank you very much!

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Dreamer-In-Shadows In reply to NorroenDyrd [2014-10-01 10:57:27 +0000 UTC]

!

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