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Description A while back I was basically demanded to include Sasori in my old "Akatsuki are Freaks" series. Took me a while, but here he is. Jeez. Looking at this one compared to the others makes them look so crappy... I think might end up remaking them. Oh and if you don't get the pedophile crack, think about it. Sasori is really what, like 35 years old or something? How old is Deidara? 18? 20-ish at the latest? Okay, yeah. I'm done now...
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Kathlan315 [2014-02-24 00:43:32 +0000 UTC]

Well. Sasori...You ARE 30-40 years old. I mean. No one knows for sure...

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StekinoMai [2013-12-10 04:37:01 +0000 UTC]

Oh well,Sasori even wants Deidara to be a part of his "collections" ..He's gotta be a pedo in a way xD

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sasori-no-donno [2013-06-03 04:40:27 +0000 UTC]

Call me Pinocchio one more time.....

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pheonix-gray [2013-05-24 05:05:46 +0000 UTC]

same goes with kakuzo since he is 90 and hidan is 24-ish

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shsl--cutie [2012-08-17 20:40:32 +0000 UTC]

Deidara is 19 OwO and well Sasori may be 35 mentally but physically he's like what 15 , 16?!?

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disameoftheakatsuki [2012-07-16 17:33:31 +0000 UTC]

why is my sasori a possible pedophile?



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-Never piss off Sasuke Uchiha. You might get a Chidori up your ass, which would HURT LIKE HELL.

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Secretsister16 [2012-06-14 01:03:51 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE SASORI!!!!
He my fav! And you made him look adorable! XD

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animelovergirlwolf14 [2012-05-13 23:59:08 +0000 UTC]

yes sasori is 35 X-D, and deidara is 19

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Akemi146 [2012-01-31 03:30:56 +0000 UTC]

He was born and raised as the same earth as us..he's just likes us! ...he just likes 'em younger 8D

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Fairydust07 [2012-01-15 14:57:53 +0000 UTC]

Well...it WAS a bit obvious when he was hanging around with someone like...twenty or so years younger than him, right?

Seriously, though, I love this series you've got going! It's so hilare! XD

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garche4291 [2011-12-29 18:55:15 +0000 UTC]

No, actually if you read Narutopedia, Deidara was 19, and Sasori was 35.

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Manics-only-chick [2011-12-25 01:35:52 +0000 UTC]

deidara is 24 and sasori is 26!

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akahina666 In reply to Manics-only-chick [2012-04-01 03:11:21 +0000 UTC]

the data books say he is 19...

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Manics-only-chick In reply to akahina666 [2012-04-01 11:25:54 +0000 UTC]

oh w/e but even if he is its still legal

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akahina666 In reply to Manics-only-chick [2012-04-01 14:02:36 +0000 UTC]

...

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Manics-only-chick In reply to akahina666 [2012-04-01 14:26:46 +0000 UTC]

lols i just love sasodei

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akahina666 In reply to Manics-only-chick [2012-04-01 14:39:20 +0000 UTC]

lols dont understand that pairing

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Desaicedancer In reply to akahina666 [2012-04-08 07:52:42 +0000 UTC]

Meh, opposites attract. They're polar opposites, but they share the bond of art, even if they disagree with the other's viewpoint.

Deidara calls Sasori 'Danna' which is Japanese for either master (what it's meant to be in the anime) OR husband (LAWL XD), and he respects Sasori very much. Deidara is NOT nice to just anyone. He's an utter asshole to everyone EXCEPT Sasori (and Pein, who he must show respect to) and he still messes with Sasori's head XD

Andddd. Deidara's the only one who's seen Sasori out of his puppet body, ever since he left Sunagakure. He trusts Deidara a lot, and has saved him on many occasions.

It. Does. Make. Sense. D: Even if ya don't like yaoi (which I didn't by the way, before discovering this pairing) it makes sense. >_<

-donewithnovel-

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akahina666 In reply to Desaicedancer [2012-04-08 22:52:57 +0000 UTC]

to me it doesn't because deidara also calls kisame danna. and he also shows him respect.
and if anything, hes been more friendly to kisame than sasori (i.e. the omake w/ them talking about itachi)

and on to deidara's strong view on art. he believes sasori's puppet show is stupid. (quote) and he hates the idea of true art being "everlasting". which sasori actually is the very thing that he hates. an everlasting peice of art.

and in the actual anime with no biases, it would be a good bet to say deidara would most likely think of sasori, who is an everlasting puppet, as like a gross reck or something.

just being as honest and un-biased as possible. hope we don't start a flame war.

btw i don't hate yaoi.

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Desaicedancer In reply to akahina666 [2012-04-10 21:06:45 +0000 UTC]

I'm not flaming XD I don't mind, you have your opinion, and I have mine. Open for debates, though, and I appreciate the reply

Kisame seems to be the person he's second-closest with. He also respects Kisame, and calls him Danna as well, as he's a senior member of the Akatsuki. Sasori and Kisame both brought him into the organization. He doesn't call anyone else 'Danna' from my knowledge.

Yes, Deidara hates Sasori's view on art, but I think that's all he hates. Deidara seems more open-minded and willing to accept than Sasori, though he'll always hold his art higher than the rest. He has a one-sided rivalry with Itachi as well, because he considers the Sharingan art after he was beaten by it, which explains why he tried so hard to defeat Itachi - he doesn't want anyone's art to overpower his.

Deidara even says he respects Sasori's view, he's just against it. He couldn't believe it when he found out one of the people he actually respected, one of the people he rivaled, was defeated. He also didn't want Sasori to die the second time, as he was objecting to everything Kankuro was saying, telling Sasori not to believe it. (I can't wait to see that in anime by the way, though it'll be sad D

If I were to be completely unbiased, I'd say Deidara holds unrequited feelings for Sasori (ranging from mere respect to possible love), or they actually DO get along quite well as close friends, holding respect for each other.

SasoDei was the first anime pairing I ever actually liked so much as to give it a second glance, and I don't even know how it started. XD I had never even considered yaoi or anything beforehand, didn't even know what it was, and then I discovered there was a HUGE fanbase for it... XD

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akahina666 In reply to Desaicedancer [2012-04-11 21:40:39 +0000 UTC]

yes MASSIVE fanbase.

i can imagine them to be friends, but not lovers. (does sasori even have anything down there?)

after all deidara didn't seem to scrambled after he figured out sasori died the first time.

sasodei is not a bad pairing, i just have always had a knack for pairing my favourite female and male characters.(even if they have never met once and it makes almost no sense *cough*cough*sasohina*cough*)

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Desaicedancer In reply to akahina666 [2012-04-12 00:55:36 +0000 UTC]

Love isn't always about the sex, but honestly I have NO idea what he has down there, lmfao. XD Good question, but definitely something I'd never ask Kishimoto...

I just like the idea of them being close, they don't necessarily have to be lovers.

SasoHina would be cute, but when I think of pairings, I like to think about whether they make sense plot wise or not... but I suppose that's just how I am. XD As long as nobody's pairing SAKURA up with the Akatsuki, I'm fine.

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akahina666 In reply to Desaicedancer [2012-04-12 19:58:59 +0000 UTC]

i agree, i hate akasaku with a burning passion.

kinda why i like this comic strip so much: [link]

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Manics-only-chick In reply to akahina666 [2012-04-01 17:58:21 +0000 UTC]

but i absolutely love them

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Shadow-Blossom888 [2011-11-12 16:12:21 +0000 UTC]

lol figure it out sasori X3

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imgonnagetglomped [2011-10-10 14:27:23 +0000 UTC]

ok something is really wrong here! saw gaara the first time: he is 15 saw sasori first time: he is 13 saw deidara first time:he is 20.

so...

Sasori is older than Deidara
Deidara is older than Gaara
Gaara is 16/17 years in last episode...

WTF?! i am really confused!

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Nailpolish13 [2011-09-10 17:17:23 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Yuri8D [2011-08-21 09:33:35 +0000 UTC]

Cute :'3

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Julz1989 [2011-07-11 03:04:53 +0000 UTC]

LMAO!

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fanfictionfreak672 [2011-07-09 07:43:20 +0000 UTC]

LMAO

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kakuume [2011-05-16 19:54:55 +0000 UTC]

what programm did you use to make this? pls i need to know!!! x3

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10Kagome01 [2011-05-12 01:47:23 +0000 UTC]

Lawl
Sasori is 35, and to make it worse Deidara is 19 XD

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YaakovHirshiv In reply to 10Kagome01 [2011-06-25 16:06:08 +0000 UTC]

Lol he probbly looks like older Yahiko or something, except with rly dark hair.

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Magenta-X [2011-05-07 22:07:28 +0000 UTC]

LOL SASORI

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RiseRedMoon [2011-04-05 07:26:39 +0000 UTC]

Sasori's actually about 30 or somethin, because he left Suna fifteen years ago when he was fifteen, and Dei *SPOILER* died when he was nineteen, sooo....

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GRNTEA [2011-04-01 07:10:26 +0000 UTC]

eaither 25 or 35

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nanna95K [2011-03-07 19:39:57 +0000 UTC]

well dei is 19 and saso is 35... but he turned him shelf when he was like 19 whitch means that his body hasยดt aged a day so tecnently hes still 19 to if you understand me so if you think like me hes not a phedofile not that i care XD

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fugma-vegeta1994 [2011-03-04 23:40:38 +0000 UTC]

heh, then if he's actually like 35, then doesn't that mak all of the sasorixsakura f.fics look kinda criminal? lol ^w^

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Ssslinkers [2011-02-20 18:04:02 +0000 UTC]

Deidara is 19 and I think Sasori is like, 60.
xD

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ShadowJackal35 In reply to Ssslinkers [2011-02-22 17:26:51 +0000 UTC]

Try 35. XD

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AdoptMeToo [2011-02-15 20:33:29 +0000 UTC]

hahah! xD love it! xD

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sebbylvr555 [2011-02-14 04:29:26 +0000 UTC]

lmfao I saw some of these on google and I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!

oh and deidara's 19, you were close

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animefreak365 [2011-02-12 05:01:56 +0000 UTC]

lol!

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bernadonner [2011-01-19 23:43:45 +0000 UTC]

i dunno, Sasori, I really dont know.....

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Deigirl8 [2011-01-19 22:52:50 +0000 UTC]

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TetoKasane04 [2011-01-14 17:57:21 +0000 UTC]

lol

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HikariMew [2010-12-23 17:38:44 +0000 UTC]

Deidara's 19, to be more exact

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xXCageDreamXx [2010-12-23 11:39:51 +0000 UTC]

xDD I love it

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Hellsingrules101 [2010-12-21 21:37:42 +0000 UTC]

OMG!! thats funny as hell!!

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Naodanna [2010-12-14 22:38:26 +0000 UTC]

OMG sasori is a possible pedophile,good for me yay!,XD

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