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Published: 2011-07-05 11:07:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 731; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 56
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Oh how I wish...Two weeks ago I was constantly finding spiders and various other creepy crawlies in my room. One encounter ended with me throwing a heavy book at a large black spider (who I swear to fucking god lifted itself from the ceiling to LOOK RIGHT AT ME) after which I could not find him and ended up sitting in my chair with my feet far off the ground for the rest of the night.
It's not too far fetched to say that I got bitten by a spider, but goddammit whatever bit me was part mosquito. I could be putting on a shirt and the bares shift of fabric on it would make me want to claw my own arm off because it just itched that bad.
Mom suggested I keep an eye on it, since we're partial to brown recluses in this area. Luckily it didn't do anything other than itch like crazy, though.
I think it was that spider I threw a book at, since I never found the fucker.
... It's funny that I'm terrified of the icon of my favorite super hero. Figures.
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Yeah, a spider bit me once and it itched like hell! Then it turned into a giant square patch under my knee :I Worst couple days of my life.
I HATE when spiders do that stupid disappearing act! They do it on purpose, I swear XP
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Ow ow ow! D: Did you take it to the hospital to get it checked out?
Well, I would too if someone was trying to kill me. XD
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I think we went to our doctor and he gave me some medicine for inflammation and what not. It was all good a few days later haha I now never weed without long pants or something on my legs DX i have enough trouble with mosquitoes haha
Well...they deserve to die haha
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Probably a good idea! Though it gets so hot around here I'd be crazy to try and go outside in anything that's not a dress or shorts.
I sometimes think of this when I have a stare down with a spider. But then I remember, it's me or him.
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"What's the book for?" XD
Yeah, even though they help with some things, they still do many other bad things DX Like BITING people!
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Have those amazing spider abilities come to you yet? XD
Spiders (or any bug/insect/crawler for that matter) are freaking scary. Interesting to look at, but....ugh.
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Noooot yeeet. Seems all I've got to show for it is a nice white scar. :I
Oh god, I know. I love Spiderman and I love seeing artistic close ups and studies of bugs, but get a real one near me and I flip shit.
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