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Published: 2017-07-19 13:06:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 9013; Favourites: 181; Downloads: 33
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Description One day Pip, you'll be just like your dad.

There wasn't too much development going on for Pip(squeak) and his parents, so I took the liberty of adding a slice of life. Sorry John.
This kind of thing was inspired by many Miiverse posts I had done, back when Miiverse was relevant, and when admins weren't restricting communications.
Now I use Miiverse to rack up MyNintendo points. Does it do anything other than lower prices and wallpapers?





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Comments: 40

Tomz92 [2018-08-06 01:30:51 +0000 UTC]

Suddenly things start making more sense.

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to Tomz92 [2018-08-06 08:41:38 +0000 UTC]

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN.
His dad.

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Tomz92 In reply to OhDarnnitJerry [2018-08-06 15:32:36 +0000 UTC]

I love it. Also Dragonite advanced now makes sense. I definitely didn’t just browse through all your old stuff

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Animallover0169 [2018-07-26 03:09:10 +0000 UTC]

XD when your kid knows your dad jokes are weak

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to Animallover0169 [2018-07-27 02:09:17 +0000 UTC]

You could say...

It's not very effective...Β 
I'll pack my things now.

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BaizoStudio [2017-07-25 03:17:00 +0000 UTC]

It would be more fun if it turns out PipΒ΄s mother is a Leafeon.

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to BaizoStudio [2017-07-26 12:17:31 +0000 UTC]

Destiny took over, it is an ESPEON!

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BaizoStudio In reply to OhDarnnitJerry [2017-08-03 17:47:32 +0000 UTC]

Of course,Β He has it right in his "MIND"

Β 

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to BaizoStudio [2017-08-04 12:38:00 +0000 UTC]

Clap.

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Rejuv1n8edChr0nic9l [2017-07-21 23:54:03 +0000 UTC]

Cool eevee parents!

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to Rejuv1n8edChr0nic9l [2017-07-26 12:16:52 +0000 UTC]

Just one, the mom is somewhere facepalming.

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Rejuv1n8edChr0nic9l In reply to OhDarnnitJerry [2017-07-26 12:20:21 +0000 UTC]

I know, just saying, an interpretation of them grown up.

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to Rejuv1n8edChr0nic9l [2017-07-27 14:15:45 +0000 UTC]

Oh boy xD

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DaiKunz [2017-07-21 02:25:00 +0000 UTC]

Oooh, classic dad jokes~
Remind me not to ask him about their day |'D

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to DaiKunz [2017-07-26 12:16:39 +0000 UTC]

Ask them, I want to know what they can come up with.
Give me your best!

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DaiKunz In reply to OhDarnnitJerry [2017-07-29 05:25:49 +0000 UTC]

How do you make holy water? Boiling the hell out of it!

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta!

Don't trust atoms. They make up everything!

I knew I shouldn't have had the seafood. I'm feeling a little eel.

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish!

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to DaiKunz [2017-07-29 14:50:48 +0000 UTC]

Β 

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DaiKunz In reply to OhDarnnitJerry [2017-07-29 21:11:44 +0000 UTC]

Too many dad jokes?

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to DaiKunz [2017-07-30 04:30:23 +0000 UTC]

You bet SON!
And the eevee in the mystery dungeon games, are female.

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DaiKunz In reply to OhDarnnitJerry [2017-07-31 01:43:41 +0000 UTC]

HAH!
Oh my gawd! Cool!

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Quarteon01 [2017-07-20 02:49:08 +0000 UTC]

HahahaΒ 

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to Quarteon01 [2017-07-26 12:16:12 +0000 UTC]

Β 

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WesternDragoon [2017-07-20 00:12:07 +0000 UTC]

Well all I know is that I'm definitely turning into my father. And now that's finally starting to be a good thing. Since I think I'm finally internalizing that soldier's spirit he's got in spades.

And making horrible dad joke puns. That's vitally important. Β 

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to WesternDragoon [2017-07-21 13:40:43 +0000 UTC]

If the dad pun is under the requirement, then dad status revoked.

Bazing!

Give me your best dad pun.

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WesternDragoon In reply to OhDarnnitJerry [2017-07-21 21:47:50 +0000 UTC]

NO IT WILL NOT BE REVOKED!

You want something punny do you? Well how about THIIIISSSSS!?

How do you make holy water? You burn the hell out of it! Commence with the face palming! Β 

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Relic4448 In reply to WesternDragoon [2017-07-22 13:49:53 +0000 UTC]

Β 

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WesternDragoon In reply to Relic4448 [2017-07-22 22:40:17 +0000 UTC]

HECK I'M SO TERRIBLE I EVEN GOT SOMEONE ELSE INVOLVED! I'M THE WORST! IIIIIIIII'MMMM THE WORST! But I'll make a good daddy someday doe. =3

I'm kinda waiting for the day I adopt now so I can be called Daddy Dragoon. x3 Β 

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to WesternDragoon [2017-07-22 13:08:20 +0000 UTC]

Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β  Β 

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WesternDragoon In reply to OhDarnnitJerry [2017-07-22 22:36:45 +0000 UTC]

YAY! I HAVE SUCCEEDED!

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VulpineCrew [2017-07-19 15:56:02 +0000 UTC]

Oh gosh! I just saw me and my dad in a conversation! These puns... Β Great work as alwaysΒ 

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to VulpineCrew [2017-07-21 13:41:18 +0000 UTC]

Puns make the world go round.


And money, because consumerism.

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Relic4448 [2017-07-19 13:35:43 +0000 UTC]

Pokemon puns are the greatest of puns!

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to Relic4448 [2017-07-26 12:15:15 +0000 UTC]

Especially if it comes from a pokemon dad.
Somehow reminds me of Goof Troop.

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JoytheEspeon [2017-07-19 13:28:33 +0000 UTC]

PUN'S! QUIP'S JOKE'S! XD
Awesonde drawing style like alway's. ^3^

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to JoytheEspeon [2017-07-26 12:14:39 +0000 UTC]

Name a dad joke plz.

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JoytheEspeon In reply to OhDarnnitJerry [2017-07-26 14:20:18 +0000 UTC]

Or name Dad a Dad!. XD

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WeisstheAbsol [2017-07-19 13:19:06 +0000 UTC]

A face design that looks familiar... You all are Dittos! >:v
Either that or shapeshifting chocobos!

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to WeisstheAbsol [2017-07-24 13:58:25 +0000 UTC]

I am a Doritto.

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thesaltypretzel [2017-07-19 13:14:34 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA i frickin love dad jokes

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OhDarnnitJerry In reply to thesaltypretzel [2017-07-24 13:58:13 +0000 UTC]

It is by far one of the funniest and lamest things to grace parenting.

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