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ONiSUKU — ABSOLUTE FOOL EVENT [winner announced]
Published: 2019-04-01 14:15:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 767; Favourites: 40; Downloads: 0
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Look at it, so stupid, so dumb. Can I even charge money for such a thing? Well it won't listen, as it only understands others as foolish as itself. Therefore of course, it does not understand my highly intellectual words.
This Umbra Lasis won't listen to me, but maybe it can listen to you.
SPECIES INFO: Lasis guide P1 | Lasis written Lore
If you'd like to adopt this jester for the low,low price of FREE, follow these steps:
1 - Watch ONiSUKU and join the completely not a wip species group Lasis-Realm
2 - Share this in your neighborhood
3 - do a backflip (not optional)
4 - write a foolish text in the very sassy form below
RULES:
. these rules are actually serious, fools.
. okay, most of them. But I'm sure your simple humanoid brain can figure which are true and which are not.
. this adopt cannot be resold or traded.
. You can make changes to the design, still following the species rules. A redesign needs further approval from me to be official!
. You can use it however else you wish.
. If uploaded to toyhouse, mark GarnetDawn as the creator.
. I do not take responsibility for missing knees in case you actually did the backflip.
. the foolish text can be anything of your own creation. A poem, a short story, a joke, a pun, straight up nonsense. And only one.
. the text must have between 1-7 lines. the criteria for the winner is quality, not quantity!
. do not grab something done from Uncle Google. I will know. I know everything.
Form:
Share link:
Did you do the backflip?:
Your foolish text entry:
The most foolish entry will win the friendly jester.
as long as there's still april fools somewhere in the globe, you can still enter. Which means the event ends When the IDLW timezone hits midnight.
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Comments: 17
You all were so foolish, I had a hard time picking only one, but of course I had to, so
*drumroll*
The biggest fool, winner of this dumb contest, who will be now stuck with this foolish creature forever is Hecate-II ! This adopt is yours
Although surpassing the not so limited line limit, your text was as well written as it was foolish, and that I appreciate.
Thanks guys for entering this silly little event, it was mostly a quick test and it was really fun so for sure there will be more in the future!
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Closed! The foolish winner will be announced shortly
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Apologies to be a bother but was a winner chosen? I'm really curious to see who won
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yes! They will be announced soon :3
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Link :
Lasis giveaway, Check it out!Check out this April Fools jester themed adopt! Has to close today.
https://www.deviantart.com/onisuku/art/ABSOLUTE-FOOL-EVENT-FREE-OPEN-792010156
Backflip : Do somersaults count? ; u ;
The Time My Mouth Wouldnt Stop Burning
As a kid I was obsessed with the idea of opposites, rivals. Like...
- Hot and Cold
- Sun and Moon
- Black and White
Which led to my exhausted tiny brain pondering at night what happens when two opposites come together. When hot and cold water come together, they both disappear, becoming lukewarm. When you add together a positive and a negative, they cancel out, becoming zero. In my position there were very few ways to test my idea, but my curiosity spurred me on. I came to a solution. Something that I couldn't see was sure to go all the freaking way wrong.
Salt and pepper.
So I sneaked out of my room in the dark, on my way to the kitchen. I couldn't be too loud or my parents would hear me, so I slowly gathered the salt and pepper shaker off the counter and tiptoed back to my room. From there I began testing.
I decided to go with salt first, so I stuck out my tongue and poured a few grains of salt into my mouth. Then, a few flakes of pepper. I realized I didn't use enough to taste in the first place, so I tried again. I tilted my head back, and gave a hearty shake of the salt. You can imagine what happened next.
THE. LID. CAME. OFF.
A whole jar of salt dumped into my mouth, and I coughed, dragging it further in. In my mind I could see my parents grounding me. So I tried the only way I could possibly find solace and not die at the hands of my parents. I performed the same action that got me into this in the first place. I for some ungodly reason dumped all the pepper into my mouth. Which, as you know but poor little zoe didn't, IS A HORRIBLE IDEA.
After a good minute I realized I was in far over my head. So I gave in, and flopped against the wall my parents and I shared, gurgling a salt and pepper solution. It took a few flops to get my parents into my room, and what they saw when they did was a horrible mess of salt and pepper in the carpet, and little Zoe screeching through a mouthful of the two dribbling out of her mouth.
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Shared:
look at this, get it
did as much backflips as i needed to
how many bones are in your hand, a handful, didn't tickle your funny bone? guess i'm not humerus enough
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Share link:
You'd be a fool not to enter
Not mine
Did you do a backflip? Shadowy frontflip writes dreamily.
Your foolish text entry: Foolish existence being verily. Incorrect text dreams lazily. Spacey grammer flying wordlessly.
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Share link: www.deviantart.com/wikidflame/…
Did you do the backflip?: I'm sorry I don't have bones I can not backflip I hope you can understand
Your foolish text entry:
Sometimes I drink vinegar straight out of the bottle for the raw thrill. The response is unmatched by that of any other action I perform. My mother wonders where all of the vinegar goes but I do not have the heart to inform her.
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Did you do the backflip?: yea thanx for the fucking missing knees??? man where am I now? why did you send me here
Your foolish text entry: dude I can't even talk to u qith te banana in your ear looking at me like that..... papa stop.
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Share link:
hhh idk its freeyeah go join it
Did you do the backflip?:yes into an indoor pool + plus i got kicked out jk but i did do it on my bed
Your foolish text entry: MY DOG MAX IS ANTI-VAX AND HE PAYS DA TAXS WE ONLY EAT TIC-TACS
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Share link: www.deviantart.com/eliprice/jo…
Did you do the backflip: no, I did multiple
Your foolish text entry:
Give me the answer or I'll take your hand
He takes off his fingers
1) Why does he have so many, 2) why is he taking them off
The hands don't look so good
So he looked at you; he changed everything
He then takes off his many fingers on the other hand
And he slices his hand off and hands them to you
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It has been months since this entry and I am still pondering it. I might need help, or maybe a better brain. Either way this is a truly foolish entry. Maybe foolish enough to make me feel foolish for thinking so hard about it.
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