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Darth Vader: Where are you driving to?
Stormtrooper:............Wendy's.
Darth Vader:........What?
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GET IT! BECAUSE THEY CAN'T AIM WORTH A SHIT!
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that moment you dont get it till you see the stop sign on the other side of the car :Β Β
neonwolf15.deviantart.com/art/β¦ <--- this was my reaction
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Work on your grammarΒ
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*I'm a stormtrooper on a bike (i kind of did the bad grammar thing on purpose qwq)
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So if he hits someone is he happy or sad?
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WHEN i THINK ABOUT LIFE...
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HOLLLY SHITΒ
The Force Awakens
The Force hits the snooze button
The Force goes back to sleep
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He doesn't hit anything except his head. God help him if another stormtrooper rides on the hood with his head out in front of the car.
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If you haven't watched the movie,
then its a joke on how bad the stormtrooper aim is :3
Your welcome~
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I'm fairly certain everyone knew that
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THE REASON why stormtrop Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β ers can't hit anything because orders *COUGH* ORDER 66 *COUGH AND ANOTHER COUGH*
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Have you seen the new design for these guys in Episode VII?
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yeah, they look like panthers and they shouldn't have gotten new armor yet according to George's timeline WHICH SHOULD'VE BEEN PAID ATTENTION TOOOOOOO!
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I have, they actually look better in my opinion.
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I like both versions, but the new one certainly looks interesting. I haven't seen any of the movies yet, but I sure would like to get my hands on a 2015 Stormtrooper action figure!
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