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Published: 2016-11-30 00:44:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 2529; Favourites: 235; Downloads: 7
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Jokes about leftovers are great. Leftovers are the only thing that motivates me to get through the work day and I get so mad when someone else takes them
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Me: meh i am to tired to eat cookies rn ill wait tommorrow,
Tommorrow
Me: *opens fridge* nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu there is literaly nothing in this world anymore
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Whenever this happens I blame it on my Dad and Brother.
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I'd usually blame it on my siblings.
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The guys in my household eat and drink almost anything!
Me: YOU guys better drink all the RC cola when I get back from school!
*later*
Me: Now for some R- *it all gone*
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my uncle talks shit about little caesars pizza... but when I buy it he's all over it and grabs 2 slices without asking!
I go to get 2 slices for breakfast the next day, but what's left? ONE SLICE!
(luckily, my grandmother told me she'll 'pay me back' on the slices, I.E. buy me 3 slices.)
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I work at Little Caesars!
My siblings are always taking my leftover pizza and cheese bread i bring home -_-
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This is how people die in the workplace, revenge is a must in scenario's like this, ESPECIALLY if the food has your name on it.Β
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ok im leaving the shrimp/ pasta in the fridge.
*one night later*
time for some pa-
*not there*
Β Β Β WER AR DEY!?
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Me every time someone eats the last piece of dinner leftovers that I was going to eat after school.
Always have to blame it on my Mom, Dad, Nephew or Sister :I
They eat EVERYTHING else that I don't but will take the food I eat as well
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Seen it, Which therefor logically means it is unfunny. You should have know better. ~Average idiot commenter
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Horrible attempt at being a smartass.
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Yeah, I know. But then again do you expect anything less from me?
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I expect you to know when to stop
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Bruh you're expecting waaaaay to much of me.
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I guess I shouldn't on account of your disabilityΒ
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I think my disability is only part of the reason I do dumb stuff. In fact I'm actually quite smart, Considering my IQ is 125.
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Lol what does IQ have to do with this.Β
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Because I said that I always do dumb things and call myself a retard, Even though my IQ shows that I'm not.
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Your disability shows itself once again.
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That's do me.....but then again, I'm the type to take leftovers from my family if they dont want them or if the leftovers are about to go bad
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Yep, that's me. I go Batman right then and there.
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