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Published: 2012-01-03 13:41:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 770; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 23
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Description 2012! Soon the undead zombie alien Mayans will swarm over the cities and carve for the hearts of all the living in bloody rituais for their alien gods!... at least for History Channel and Discovery Channel...

Anyway, Happy 2012 for all my friends! And keep a 12 gauge shotgun under the bed... just in case...

Temple made in Skecthup, Mayans painted in Photoshop CS4, hands photographed (my own) and modified in Photoshop Liquefy tool

Temple textures stolen from old Mayan ruins and calendars. Copyright to the ancient Mayans... I think...
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Comments: 18

Sabtastic [2012-01-06 00:33:08 +0000 UTC]

I like the idea of photographing your own hands to edit into the picture..! Looks really cool! Luckily I'm in the safety of my own

OH SHI--



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orcbruto In reply to Sabtastic [2012-01-06 11:21:08 +0000 UTC]

Mwhahahahhahahaha

Alien zombie mayans!!! Run!!!

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Great-5 [2012-01-03 13:49:49 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry, I'm prepared to fight the coming zombie invasion with my unstoppable army of My Little Ponies armed with a variety of deadly, futuristic weaponry. That, and I also keep a pulse rifle under my bed, and a shotgun for "close encounters" (to quote Hicks from Aliens.)

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orcbruto In reply to Great-5 [2012-01-03 14:13:02 +0000 UTC]

My Little Ponies with guns?! I bet the zombies would fear them

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Great-5 In reply to orcbruto [2012-01-03 14:17:32 +0000 UTC]

Eeyup...here's one with a P90 submachine gun , and here's another one armed with my IX4 rifle , AKA the gun that shoots bolts of superheated tungsten particles, in case you ever wanted to see what my gun looks like

I started a whole group dedicated to drawing art of armed ponies a couple months ago, and it's somehow gotten EXTREMELY popular, with over sixty members now. I had no idea what started as a strange joke would become such a massive hit!

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orcbruto In reply to Great-5 [2012-01-04 11:10:52 +0000 UTC]

Mwhahahahhahahahah

Wow! People really like ponies! Here in Brazil they were featured in a car advertisement as the "Cursed Ponies", with a annoying music [link]

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Great-5 In reply to orcbruto [2012-01-04 16:09:52 +0000 UTC]

Umm...wow, just wow. The things people will come up with for commercials, geez.

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orcbruto In reply to Great-5 [2012-01-05 11:59:22 +0000 UTC]

Hehhehehehehe

Even more in Brazil. Here is like a giant /b/ of 4chan.org, nothing is too sacred for brazillians, and everything can be turn in dark humour jokes... US guys were quite angry a while ago because of our jokes about 9/11 in advertisements...

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Great-5 In reply to orcbruto [2012-01-05 22:22:55 +0000 UTC]

Oh wow...I never knew that. Yeah some ads can be total accidental nightmare fuel, like I remember one ad for M&Ms back in the late 90s featuring a giant M&M eating lots of tiny people out of a bowl, that traumatized my best friend. I never saw the ad until much later, and I kinda think he overreacted, but still, that ad was pretty damn scary, especially for little kids.

A 9/11 joke? Those are so common on the internet, but not so much on TV...you're right, Brazilian TV does sort of seem like 4chan!

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orcbruto In reply to Great-5 [2012-01-06 11:31:44 +0000 UTC]

Hehehehhe, well, not just TV...

Brazilians loves to joke with everything, and take everything too lightly. I think we are the only country in the world that have to have laws to censure humor, otherwise people would just not stop telling racist jokes...

I guess most people in the world would be shocked when someone here ask them very sensitive questions about atrocities and them say "Oh, so cool, tell me more!"

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Great-5 In reply to orcbruto [2012-01-06 16:17:25 +0000 UTC]

lol wow

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TheEndOfPain In reply to Great-5 [2012-01-03 15:28:48 +0000 UTC]

interesting idea, and incredible that you have that many members

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Great-5 In reply to TheEndOfPain [2012-01-03 15:36:33 +0000 UTC]

Yep it really is now isn't it? And thanks for the faves!

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TheEndOfPain In reply to Great-5 [2012-01-03 18:27:02 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome

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Great-5 In reply to TheEndOfPain [2012-01-03 18:35:37 +0000 UTC]

A brohoof back to you as well my friend!

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The-Last-Dragon-Kni [2012-01-03 13:43:35 +0000 UTC]

Self Portrait? XD

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orcbruto In reply to The-Last-Dragon-Kni [2012-01-03 13:47:50 +0000 UTC]

Hheehehhehe, where?

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The-Last-Dragon-Kni In reply to orcbruto [2012-01-03 18:28:31 +0000 UTC]

XD

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