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Published: 2012-06-25 03:41:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 16894; Favourites: 239; Downloads: 438
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Request fromFirst time vectoring Twilight! Woo!
Also my first time using Illustrator. It made my brain hurt.
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PRINCESS MI AMORE CREDENZA??? WHO IN THE HOOF IS THAT??? *SNORT*
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Discord: "Not until you return my moss-covered, three handled family gradunza, which you clearly stole."
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[Three seconds later the side of the tree-library exploded, with Discord sailing out of the explosion, away from Ponyville and soon out of sight, as Twilight Sparkle, in her rage, somehow managed to accelerate the gradunza into Discord's face at 15% the speed of light]Β
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[Twenty-three and three-fourths minutes later, there's a knock at the library door. Twilight opens the door to reveal a smoldering Discord who throws the partially disintegrated gradunza downΒ atΒ her hooves.]
Discord: "This isn't mine!"
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[Another three seconds later, Β Twilight petrified Discord and pinged the statue with a teleport spell so powerfulΒ the rest of the tree-library exploded, and somehow managed to sent the statue of Discord to the edge of the Solar System]
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[Six hours, Forty-nine minutes and eleven point three seconds later, Twilight exits the magically-rebuilt library and walks straight into a gravel covered, annoyed lookingΒ Discord.]
Discord: "Still waiting on that gradunza, Twilight."
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Twilight: "Me DAMMIT." [Throws a gradunza at Discord] "I found this shortly after I rebuilt the library, in what's left of the kitchen sink. It has the words 'DISCORD' in bold, nonsensical letters marked on it. Take this and get out."
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[Discord closely examines the gradunza.]
Discord: "Actually, no this isn't mine either. You were looking at it upside-down, see?" [Discord flips the gradunza around.] "This gradunza belongs to a 'Drocsid'. [Carelessly tosses the gradunza over his shoulder.] "So, no. I am not leaving until you one: return my gradunza, and two: return this gradunza to Mr. Drocsid, Little Miss. Chronic-Gradunza-Thief."
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Fluttershy: "There you are, Discord! I've been looking all over for you. You would be happy to know I found the gradunza you were looking for, right here." [Takes out a mouldy gradunza from bag, this time clearly named DISCORD on its side] "I found it under the sofa".
Discord: [Realizes his jig is up] "Oh, eheheh, so there it was..."
Twilight Sparkle: "Wait, so your gradunza... it was at Fluttershy's house, and... and..." [Flares up in rage] "YOU KNEW IT WASN'T ME ALL ALONG, DIDN'T YOU?! YOU JUST USED THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO TROLL ME!!"
Discord: "Well, one excuse is as good as any...."
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Thanks. Credit to Trooper924 as well.Β
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[Fluttershy and Discord quickly leave. Twilight closes the door behind them and breathes a sigh of relief.]
Twilight: "Well, at least that's over with." [Someone furiously knocks on the door.] "Oh, what now?"
[Twilight approaches the door, but before she can open it, the door is blasted off it's hinges.]
Drocsid: "How dare you steal my gradunza, you thieving swine!"
[Drocsid slaps her in the face with a fishΒ beforeΒ scooping up the gradunza and leaving. TwilightΒ is leftΒ staring in shock, her one eye twitching.]
FIN.
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good good, just need SVG, but save as will work too :L
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Oh, weird. Thought I posted the SVG for this. Well here's a Mediafire link if you still need it: [link]
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Get out of her house! She'll kill you! She'll break every bone in your body!
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NEIN
IM A MAN AND A HALF
BERZERKER PAKIN MAN AND A HALF
I GOA WEAR I WANTT
AN YOU KANT STUP MEE
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Where/how'd you buy Illustrator? It seems much simpler to me, probably 'cause I know how to use it.
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I found a copy that fell off the back of a truck.
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ohgodittookmesomuchtimetocreatethis
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I wish that would happen to me...
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...Because you effen watch tthings you shouldn't be watching in Equestria.
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Illustrator is the evil brother of Photoshop. Looks the same, works completely different.
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What's that? ALL the shortcuts are different? OH WELL THAT'S JUST DANDY
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"WTF is this shit?"
Best used in combination with a facehoof.
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I DUN EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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"you see that whole in the wall over there? that's where you go through"
she's just so cute when angry
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"There's the door, don't let it hit your flank on the way out. ass" I love some of the faces in this show.
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Dude, this is awesome. It is as if you sucked her from the very scene that this came from! Great job, and thanks!
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