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— Super-Special Awesome OC Meme
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Super-Special Awesome OC Meme
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The Flying Potatoes here, also known as Lorena. I shall be putting your OCs through several insanely awkward situations.
So, you know the drill, list 10 of your OCs or people from any anime/book/movie/manga/game that you want:
1. Jack
2. Wally
3. Nicolette
4. Gabriel
5. Ataaka
6. Ryo
7. May
8. Aya
9. Sakaa
10. The Insect Queen
(I wish I actually used more than two of these, but it's a really complicated thing and there are shitloads more so… I think I should start making some character sheets…)
1. Nice to meet them. Guess what—Ten is going to marry four in a marriage arranged by one. How would this end up like?
The IQ is a huge bitch and hates Gabe's twin, so she'd be a jerk to him, but he could take it. They'd both be miserable though. Jack isn't even from the same universe and is particularly lackadaisical so… He wouldn't give a shit.
2. Seven decides to crash it. Reaction?
She's far too shy o ever do that, besides all three of them could kick her ass most likely. The most she could do would be to alter the food, but that would only harm Jack.
3. Five finds out that he/she is of the opposite gender. How does two react?
Ataaka would make a good woman, and he's a sweet guy, so I guess Wally'd be okay with it. They're not even close to meeting each other, but I think they could date if it was a real situation. So maybe Wally'd hit on him, but he's so shy as well, and Ataaka likes women…
4. Eight and nine suddenly get turned into pastries. What pastries are they and what happens?
Aya is a strange exotic pastry that doesn't exist in most places. She's a rare and bitter tasting treat that costs an arm and a leg to buy. Her ingredient list is incredibly scattered and her texture is like a puff pastry shell filled with something hard and crunchy. Sakaa would be angel food cake, he's soft, sweet, and somewhat simple, but he is topped with a nutty whipped cream and edible gold. They get eaten by some passerby and said passerby receives incredible powers. They come back to life, life continues on.
5. Six decides to go to a strip club and finds three, one and two stripping with Miley Cyrus. Reaction?
Ryo would scold Nicolette, she's like a little sister to him. Both Jack and Wally are somewhat uncoordinated, so they would be pretty bad at that. Ryo would certainly enjoy the view though.
6. Anyway, authorities break in and arrest three, one and two. Two gets deported to Fiji because the stupid policeman thought he was from Oceania. Now what do any of these ten or people from your selected fandom/fic/whatever do about it?
Most of them don't give a shit, but Nicolette would find the time to go rescue the poor sniper. They'd probably make a vacation out of it too, since I would be silly not to enjoy a trip away from work. Most likely the rescue would go down easy, Nicolette would simply buy his freedom. That is, if she didn't kill them first.
7. So, seven is walking along the city streets, minding their own business whenever they're mauled by a pack of unicorns and then further flattened by a giant pancake that randomly falls from the sky. What does eight do to save them?
Aya would take the easiest route and wait for May to receive her fate, then simply revive/heal her. There is the possibility that she would be capable of saving herself, but Aya is by FAR the more capable fighter/survivor.
8. BROOKLYN RAGE~~ Anyway, Ten, nine, two and four are sitting around eating breakfast when four suddenly wins a free beer and cake tour of Austria, except he has to take nine, ten and two with him. How does this end up?
Wow, odd mix. Gabe's a nice guy, but they'd all agree to ditch the IQ as soon as possible, probably Gabe would knock her out and send her via magic back to her home. They'd all have a great time on the trip, but it would be best to keep the alcohol from Sakaa, and Gabe knows that so no harm done.
9. So, despite their differences, nine, ten, two and four are at the airport getting checked by the security like they always do these days since 9/11. Two gets pulled out and patted down because the idiotic security guard thought that she/he might be hiding some weaponry. What does she/he do?
He hopes that Gabe was telling the truth when he said he had stored all their weapons somewhere safe. He's a simple guy, he would have no problem following rules, but since he really appreciates a good gun a problem might arise. Granted, they'd probably be using a private airline owned by Aya or another friend of Gabe's, so things wouldn't get too bad. Plus, there's always the option to kill/pay off guards.
10. Whatever she/he did, it really pissed off a lot of the other homeland security agents. So they decide to ship two off Haerbin, China, a rural area of northeastern China that borders Russia and is among one of the crappiest places in China. What does two or anyone else do?
See above comment on kill/bribe. If two was shipped anyways then Gabe would quite simply snatch him back and mess with the minds of all involved so that they could go on their merry way.
11. So, anyway, three, four and ten were walking along the streets of Salzburg when three gets robbed by a Gypsy. What does three do?
Take back her purse immediately and scold the gypsy, but she would offer them some food/money. One gypsy couldn't even begin to handle any one of them, so the three would be able to handle any situation. (Man, you really like using ten, don't you?)
12. Well, that was awkward. Three, four and ten decide to go on the Vienna Wine Trail, which tours about 700 wineries and vineyards. The three of them get totally wasted. They wake up in Museum Moderner Kunst (Museum of Modern Art), and they find that in their drunkenness they have dismantled a priceless Romantic-era masterpiece that had just been recovered from being destroyed by the Nazi Regime. Which one is most likely the one that dismantled it, why and what the hell are they going to do?
It would probably be the youngest and most reckless, Nicolette. However, she would easily repair with some handy spells. Man, maybe I should have picked more OC's that aren't powerhouses… They would then leave, getting rid of the IQ again. She must be trying to spy on them, it's getting annoying.
13. Well, that was stupid of them. So the Austrian authorities have had enough of these three and ship them off to Haerbin where nine is. The four of them meet up with nine and rest of the ten and they have a karaoke party on the frozen, industrial polluted river in frigid, minus twenty degree temperature! So, they get drunk on hardcore vodka!
… I am beginning to think I am doing this meme wrong… Uh…
Jack would be fine with the alcohol, he drinks like a fish. All of the nonhumans would be fine too given their resistance to alcohol, but that doesn't mean they wouldn't all act like idiots anyways.
14. Alright, what did your bastards do this time? Turns out in their drunkenness they broke into a nuclear research facility and had launched a nuke at the capital of Iran. NOT. GOOD. Pretty much the entire Middle East declares war on China, Japan, US, Canada and the EU the very next day, turning into World War III with nukes flying everywhere. Seeing as your lucky ten are to blame since they can't hold their liquor, what do they do?
… But they all can, except May and Wally, the weakest of the two… Well, those beings that are immortal and definitely not human would jump to set things right, with the exception of the IQ who would hope all the humans would kill each other off.
15. Well, whatever they did, it didn't end well for them. Celebrate the utter death of your OCs and the Nuclear Holocaust by tagging any amount of people!! And thanks for playing! If you aren't going to tag anyone, what does your OCs have to say about this meme?
ASDFKFGAFHKD SOME OF THEM CAN NEVER PERMANENTLY DIE. BUT OKAY.
I TAG EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS ME.
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