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Published: 2010-09-07 23:30:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 24974; Favourites: 1277; Downloads: 0
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TRU STORY:Once upon a time there was a parent trying to be their kid's friend. This kid- is my asshole cousin whom I wish would move back to North Carolina where he belongs. He is a total douche and frankly, I hate him. Anyway- the kid flips through girlfriends more often than he changes clothes. One girl almost killer herself over him once he was done with her. Well last year (According to my friend 16 whores were pregnant last year and at two other high schools around us- the numbers were higher but I do not have a definite number) she got pregnant. She has yet have her vagina ripped open with a new life. Their parents allowed them to have little sleepovers together. How fucking dumb. I guess they were expecting it because everyone was just dandy. His grandmother is friends with grandmother she rambles on about him, her and his bastard. He wants to get married. She does not. He is 16- Now a junior. She is 14 or 15- now a sophomore.
Who wants to put bets on how long it will last?
I have had to hold myself back from verbally attacking him, her, his mother and his grandmother for fucking stupid everyone is. How hard is it to buy a rubber or get one of your stupid little friends to get one for you?
Not talking about sex (abstinence only programs) is not going to stop kids from having sex.
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I know what the hell happened to making sure there kid grows up right. Oh wait the politicians don't care and want it to be kept that way never mind.
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I can tell parenting is going to crap just by the weird names of the kids in the Pre-K program at the school my mom works at. :/
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Reminds me of the bitch who was 13, having sex with a senior at our high school, then got pregnant, and came running to me, asking for me to get her a pregnancy test because her mother wouldn't get her one. Ah, youth and it's parent's these days. =')
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Naming your kid "Timmy" is as bad as torturing the child
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I KNOW RIGHT!! parents should NOT allow their kids to become fags or criminals, or worse, terrorists!Β
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No, your kid is NOT going to grow up to resent you for saying "No" once in a while! My mom told me "No" once in a blue moon, and I turned out just fine!
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If my child was pregnant eat that age I'd be pissed
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So would I. Β And Iβd castrate the little fucker who got her pregnant.
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Learning what sex is through Porn, contraceptives, abortion, shitty parents, leftism.
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The question I ask myself all the time these days-_-
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It gotten worst, i mean parents now film children crying and throwing a fit, and not disciplining them or helping them.Β
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14-15? What the actual fuck? I have no idea who this girl is but she's really young, that's gonna leave lasting psychological effects on the poor dear.Β
Bless you for somehow controlling yourself and not verbally berating the living shit out of your cousin's family. That's some serious self-control you got there.
Abstinence doesn't make fucking sense. So they're preventing sex by not telling kids about it, not giving any influence whatsoever, and when little kids get little girls pregnant they're like omg!!!! tru love!!!!!!!!!
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I do agree you should inform your kids. Β Not telling them is idiotic.
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I remember this one time I went to a pumpkin farm to get some pumpkins for carving when I was younger. I had found the PERFECT pumpkin and I was happy/proud of it (don't ask me why, I guess I just was). Now, to get the area where you pick your pumpkins, you have a ride a little tractor thing to get there. On the tractor ride back, guess what happened? A little shit grabbed my pumpkin and fucking threw it off the tractor. I was so pissed and I remember getting close to crying (again, I don't understand why)
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Damn,your cousin is a manwhore O.O.I hope ''Mattea Rae''won't turn out like her asshole father.Poor kid.I think people should stop thinking spanking is the only method that works on children,time out and scolding works too.Not all children react the same way to the same things,not all children need to be spanked.Some children need to have a stern talking,others grounding,others spanking.Twentieth century parents were sometimes WAY too harsh andΒ twenty first century parents are WAY too soft.I think mix of both would be perfect.
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So let me get this straight: Your kid is running around the Panera Bread shop screaming at the top of his lungs...and I'M the asshole for tripping him!?
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"Prayer is like Masturbation; Feels good, but does nothing for the person being thought of."
I understand this is completely out of context, but that is easily one of the most vulgar and accurate juxtapositions I have seen in previous memory. You win.
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Thank you! Thank you!
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my cousins are the WORST. one, who's TEN YEARS OLD, molested another girl at school, and tried to blame it on ME. kid blames EVERYTHING on me and my uncle wonders why i don't want to hang out over there. (not to mention- he's a HUGE homophobe, he hates gay people, and i'm gay)
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and the next great serial killer is-----
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OK... how the hellΒ could YOUR cousin molesting another girl beΒ YOUR fault in any way?!
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she said that i taught her how to do it, when at the time i hadn't seen her in a few months. at least my uncle stood up for me THAT time...
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Was your uncle the father of that child, or a different uncle (I have 5, so I tend to confuse people when I say 'my uncle'.)
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(how are you typing in a different font?)
Well, it's good he stood against his kid to defend you. I cannot believe how corrupt some kids are getting, and then just try to pass the blame onto someone else.
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(it's < code >, no spaces)
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So the former girlfriend of your cousin got pregnant? How old is she?
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Naming your child "Mattea" DOES make youΒ a bad parent.
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the point of the stamp went over your head. He says his cousin harass a girl and his uncle didn't care. Read the entire thing and think before commenting.Β
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Okay, that's really hard shit... You REALY need better sex-ed, like seriously what's even happening?
But it sounds like you blame everything on the sleepover (and your cousin apparently). My sis and I had countless sleepovers with our male friends and nothing happened. And it still takes two for this pregnant desaster.
I can still understand you. In my last year ins school one of my classmates got pregnant (she was in a long time relationship, is married now and has another child) and she got a grip of her life rather well. Still, she needed a lot of support from her friends and family.
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She got pregnant at 15?
15?
15?
I'm 14 and i still don't have a boyfriend, never had a boyfriend, am still playing with "kids toys" and watch cartoons.
Ah well well only one thing left to do.
weeeeeeeee
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TAKE ME WITH YOU!
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Nothing to do here...
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Bring me with you
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Come, we'll live together in Russia or something
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heh IΒ΄m 21 and still watching cartoons and stuff XD
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Ditto and I regret nothing as well. Nostalgia, interest, idc. 
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YAY WE ACRTOON BUDDIES
HIGH FIVE
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