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Published: 2011-03-31 21:59:50 +0000 UTC; Views: 1484; Favourites: 26; Downloads: 13
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'Welcum, initiates! This es how et goes, rite: ah invite yuh all tuh ask duh Great Nawth Kawreah annehthang - ANNEHTHANG et all, n Yuhs Trueleh will ansah dem fron duh Furst uh Aperill.¬¬ But since wee're on MAH territoreh, thet makes et Twenny Ate uh Aperill accawdin' tuh duh Lunah calendah we gots up here. :U
N' remembah, misguided cappytelists: be nice, leave wit' yer femuhs nawt surgekilly shawtened talleh.
좋은 하루 되세요! 
'(.... *cough* Nawth is a Hetalia Fan Character I made. Yup. ._.)
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Question; according to extensive research (okay, five minutes on Wiki) Korea was divided into the Northern state of Balhae and the Southern state of Silla back in the 900s. Were those you and your bro, and what's gone on between then and now?
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Uhhhhm, well ya see, my friend thought that North Korea was an actual character, and wants to do a fem!Nawth Korea cosplay, so I thought Id ask if it was okay for her to do that, since its your character.... orz
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.... a fem!Nawth Korea cosplay.
REALLY.
To be honest, there's many North Koreas out there designed by fans so be careful, but if it's mine in particular.... pics plz.
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Haha, okay, I will take many pictures of her so that you can see how it turned out.
Thank you~
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Dear God Nawth;
yeyy more questions
What happens when people take pictures of you- do you make model face like Yong Soo or is it something completely different?
- your humble initiate
oh lololololol
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Ah kin nevvah tell as mah poses tend tuh steam up duh lenses. :'U
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//late
OH NAWTH ;D I suppose that answers THAT question
-your humble initiate
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Oh, Nawth, I too have "wide, childbearin' thighs" if you wanna put em' to some gud use! *walks into room where Mr. Nawth is in a bustier and fishnet stocking with garters*
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Oh good! Do dey taste good in graveh? >:B *licks lips*
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*takes out carving knives* Well, et wuz nice knowin' yuh... :'D
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Huh... so you prefer the dark meat... (Mistah Nawth is scawy)
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M-Mister...Nawth, I've wanted to know for quite a while....will you ever be reuniting with your twin brother Yong Soo?
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He ain't mah twin, he's uh triplet Retard! Et's gunna happen once ah win duh war n' take ovvah! >:U
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....... -_- *has a faraway look in his eyes*
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LOL- Also, you can't see that "faraway look" over the phone (having a lot of fun writing comments on this- haha)
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Ah am Nawth Koreuh, so yuu kin TOTELLEH see thet. ¬¬
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You will not tell me who it is, sir? Please?
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Oh. I see....and how is your relation ship with China?
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Stuhrawng, firm, ridid, unwaverin'.... sumtimes consentual. :U
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I see....well, I do indeed remain interested in your being, Nawth~ Perhaps I can be a fangirl?
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*beckons you onto his lap* >:'D
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(lul haaaai XDDD Mah friend Kurisuju calls me Nawth .3. AND I CALL HER SEXBAIT >D luuul )
YUS, MISHTER NAWTH. YUS, I HAS A QUESTION PEEZ.
DOES YEW LIKE BEWBS, LIKE SOUTH, OR BUTT?
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AH LIEK BUTTS, 'specially Sexbait's butt!
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YAAAAY 8D BONDAGE WITH SEXBAIR!
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N' ah'll have Chunkay ROSHUH-CHAAAAN take pics. >:B
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OH NUES ;A; H-HE HAS HIS MAGICAL WATER STICK...MAGICAL WATER STICK IS SCAREH!!!
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>:U Whut? Ah bathe innuh underground well fulla leeches n' dissintreh!! Fuk magikkal waddah scthicks! >:I
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OH NOES!!! ;A; -tries to run away-
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N' yuh were so keen... *puts leash on you for now
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GAAAH!!! D8 -begins to nom arm off-
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OH NUES OAO MUST...RESIST...-falls asleep-
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He's uh wonderful, shinin' ray uh hope n' gloreh n' handsomeness n' smarts n' will be mah best boss evvah. Lookit! Ah've been drinkin' TRIPLE changaa since dey 'nounced it! ='D Dunno wai ah started thet tho.
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It seems that you're almost as excited as I am! Ever since I found out that Dear Leader's most attractive, brilliant and favorite son was picked, I have abstained from autoeroticism and got on my knees before Great Leader's and Dear Leader's portraits every night to participate in an hour-long worship activity.
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N' yuh'll still beh doin' thet wen duh next Dear Leader comes ahlong!
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Then we'll have not two but THREE beautiful faces hanging on the wall of every home in our flawless socialist paradise c:
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...... *snoooort* OUWWRRR soshullyist paredice?? Et's MAI soshullyist paredice. ಠ_ಠ Thet maeks et FAWR bootiful faces hangin' on duh wall uh everah home. N' coal maine. c:
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WHOA.
BACK IT UP.
Let's establish something, 'kay? You are Nawth Korea, yes. But I am Best Korea, right? So, it's nearly impossible for it to be solely YOUR paradise, you see. It's either MY paradise (that I own with Dear Leader and his profound glory) or OUR paradise. But it can't be just yours. I mean, I'm only using logic here.
And if we count my face, that makes five beautiful faces on the wall.
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.... -_- yuh poor delooded lil' turd brain.
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...Yes. Yes, that sounds beautiful.
In fact, I'll even wear a dress on Wednesdays.
ONLY NOT REALLY >:U
Look, it's okay. I understand that you're confused and misguided and that disillusionment can hurt (and that I would make a really cute hamster), so I'm going to let you have your fun while you keep thinking you're ~special~, because I'm a nice, loving guy.
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