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wowI love her
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*rubbing hands together rapidly*
You hear that?...
That's the sound of Kankri's 69NER...
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i love her but don't you kinda think, just the slightest bit, shes a show-off?
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dude this is fuckin rad yo
I saw this on tumblr some time ago and posted in on my soup, good to see it on da so I can fav it
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lol Can't blame ya.^^
Seems to me that Porrim is the least developed, by far, among the troll girls... but she's learned to compensate, and boy does she.... probably part of why she's a 'pornstar'. Just like how she likes the prove girls are just as strong as boys, she likely also likes to prove that the rare small chested troll girls can be just as attractive as those that are more developed, like most troll girls are.
And speaking of developed.... dang to Latula. Even with a baggy shirt and sweater, her figure still shows through clearly. I can only imagine how developed she really is, and I can clearly see why she tries to wear baggy clothes.... less wind resistance for her rad skate-board moves. XD
And need I comment on how cute their interactions are?^_^
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i love her too, and porridge
but kanker
or whatever the fuck his name is
XP
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ogmer im not the only one who calls her porridge thank you skldfjsdklf
and im thinking of drawing this huge picture of a troll kitchen with Spatula Pie-rope, Porridge Mar-YAM, and My-Tuna, but i need to find kitchen puns related to all their names >:0000
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i am 100% in favor of this
also:
damaraNARA megi-DOUGH, the troll of pizza-pies.
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Megi-DOUGH is amazing dksfjdkf thank you
but what about damaraNARA, i don't get it :0
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thats also perfect thank you im definetly going to use these :0
you should make a troll kitchen picture too it would be so great :0000
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how about
hamzee macaroni
i have no idea what it is but i would eat it. i'm assuming it's something like ham and cheese macaroni, but filled with miracles. other ingredients probably include faygo, sopor, and troll blood.
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you happen to be the most amazing individual on the entire planet
thank you oh my god eeeeee HAMZEE MACARONI
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i bet i can think up some for the humans too. no guarantee that any of these will be anything less than sheer and utter crap ok here we go
john EGGbert
dave CIDER (very appropri8 since he likes apple juice. also works with dirku-chan.)
jade BARLEY (yes barley is a food. a nasty one.)
jane CROCKPOT
jake ENGLISH MUFFIN (this is the cutest thing i just.)
roxy ALMOND (kind of a stretch but her and rose are the only kids i couldn't think up food names for :V)
and here are some more trolls.
POLLOCKS captor (pollock is a kind of fish)
karkat FLANtas (flan = delicious mexican pudding)
CANNEDPEAS vantas (kankri = canned peas: kind of a stretch. but it fits because canned peas are the most unpleasant substance known to man.)
nePITA and MELON leijon (meulin/melon/same thang bro)
WHISKa and PEARanea serKETTLE
tavROLLS SPRITEram (alternates: nitJAM, nitSPAM, nitHAM, nitCLAM)
KOOLAIDia megido (because i pronounce it a-ray-dia; major stretch here but i think it's cute)
ffffffffffffffffff thats all i got for now bro my brain is all stupid tired :V
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I CANT
I JUST
YOU
ARE AMAZING
THANK YOU LKDJFSLKDFJSD
WHERE DOIN IT MAN
WHERE MAKIN THIS HAPEN
IM USING ALL OF THESE EEEE
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ok theres a couple left hang on
meenah and feferi SPRAYCHEESE (peixes is apparently pronounced "pay-shees" so...spray cheese. you know. like that canned cheese whiz stuff. :I)
BERRYdan ampora (alternates: CHERRYdan, DAIRYdan, SHERRYdan)
equius HAMHOCK (cos i pronounce his last name "za-hawk")
CANTALOPE (instead of calliope!)
caliCORN
and its no prob. i like playin around with words shits fun =w=
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oh my gOD HOLD ON I NEED TO WRITE ALL OF THESE DOWN
how do you come up with these holy shit
these are the best
oh my god
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