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Published: 2014-12-19 00:35:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 5471; Favourites: 43; Downloads: 59
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Description (f,qs peril,holiday DiD exploitation,dampened outer-garments,missing undergarments,presumed chill)- Well, here's the thing...I got this good idea for a new gag Christmas Greeting cartoon; the problem was, I just got it too late. It didn't come to me until the 16th or 17th; I'd never be able to get it done in time-not done well, anyway-and I'm still at a point where I'm only getting online when it's available to me. But, it's alright; there will be a christmas again in 2015, and it should still be a good gag (untold gags never spoil, y'see)...In the meantime, in between time, ain't we got fun with this twenty-year-old holiday gag cartoon? I mean, 20 years-cor, it's practically new again, innit? It's like 'The Pokey Little Puppy' or Mr. Potato-Head; you let a generation grow up, you bring it out again to a new bunch...And, hey, this one doesn't have to be hidden behind any little 'DA' cover; in what must have been some episode of psychotic conservatism, I somehow kept things on a 'PG' level here. Unlike that other Xmas cartoon I did last century, this one doesn't have any buoyant nudity to keep the audience restricted; it's as SFW as a Carly Simon album cover. The actual gag itself is a ripoff an homage to a comic book titled 'The Close Shaves Of Pauline Peril', the adventures of a young woman who ran a razor-blade company...
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Comments: 35

Silkyfriction [2015-01-05 17:32:55 +0000 UTC]

Premium product should include the victim and not skimp out! Cheap companies always passing hidden costs onto the consumer Ā Ā 

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Invisiblefan In reply to Silkyfriction [2017-12-25 17:27:34 +0000 UTC]

Have a very merry and muddy Christmas Pete!

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pete1672 In reply to Silkyfriction [2015-01-17 06:35:49 +0000 UTC]

These days, you'd even have trouble finding free water!

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Silkyfriction In reply to pete1672 [2015-01-17 09:52:32 +0000 UTC]

Ain't that the truth!! Bottled water is so bad.. so, so bad.. I don't know why people buy it.

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PM2K [2014-12-24 06:54:15 +0000 UTC]

Does that come with or without brown sugar?

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pete1672 In reply to PM2K [2014-12-27 03:17:09 +0000 UTC]

Yes it does

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PM2K In reply to pete1672 [2014-12-30 21:08:14 +0000 UTC]

Sweeeeeeeet! After all, a spoonful of sugar helps the babe go down.

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pete1672 In reply to PM2K [2015-01-01 02:07:08 +0000 UTC]

In a most delightful way

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PM2K In reply to pete1672 [2015-01-01 06:28:25 +0000 UTC]

Almost writes itself, eh? Oh, wait....Ā 

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VanderCat [2014-12-24 06:21:13 +0000 UTC]

I can whole-heartily endorse this product!Ā  It works exactly as I want it to, just not the way *they* want it to!Ā 

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pete1672 In reply to VanderCat [2014-12-27 03:18:40 +0000 UTC]

Made with fellows like you in mind

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RD-DD1843 [2014-12-19 12:34:13 +0000 UTC]

I sense you may have gotten a germ for this work from an old Wile E. Coyote cartoon where he gets "Acme"'s instant earthquake pills, which you only have to feed to the victim and they cause an earthquake by walking.Ā  When it doesn't work on the Road Runner, Coyote naturally takes one and it doesn't seem to have any affect - so he assumes they are worthless.Ā  Then he happens on the label that these pills don't work with Road Runners.Ā  Soon Wile E. is causing earth tremors everywhere

In another one he got the Acme instant boulder pill.Ā  Just pour some water on the pill and a boulder will appear.Ā  His plan is to have a pill in his hand, pour water on it, and when the boulder appears fling it on Road Runner.Ā  The boulder appears on his palm (over his head of course) and then crashes down on him.Ā 

But he never thought of instant quicksand.Ā  Just as probably....

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pete1672 In reply to RD-DD1843 [2014-12-19 22:11:28 +0000 UTC]

Not sure about the powder, but it's pretty obvious that the container is an Acme product...

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davee50 In reply to pete1672 [2014-12-21 20:47:32 +0000 UTC]

ACME Products, when it always has to work...at just the wrong time.
RD stole my thunder.

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pete1672 In reply to davee50 [2014-12-24 04:44:56 +0000 UTC]

That's too bad...because if she'd heard thunder, she might've been able to get out of the rain in time

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AlucardsSpirit [2014-12-19 08:42:08 +0000 UTC]

LOL! This is too funny! Great pic man.

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pete1672 In reply to AlucardsSpirit [2014-12-19 22:09:07 +0000 UTC]

Very kind ,thanks

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kaaslave [2014-12-19 07:12:52 +0000 UTC]

LOL!

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Paudraic [2014-12-19 07:00:38 +0000 UTC]

The first product that does what it claims had to be this one.Ā 

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pete1672 In reply to Paudraic [2014-12-19 22:07:46 +0000 UTC]

So you know it isn't a Popeil product...

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Hunter2045 [2014-12-19 03:19:58 +0000 UTC]

That's funny. Nice job.

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pete1672 In reply to Hunter2045 [2014-12-19 04:49:32 +0000 UTC]

Thanks much!

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vladen13 [2014-12-19 01:51:36 +0000 UTC]

Pete,, I think you just created a product demand But be careful not to ' sink ' too much into inventory ... Maybe you should go in for product placement! XDĀ  ( and by the way , I know that Pauline comic well all four issues of it! )

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SigilHero [2014-12-19 01:24:36 +0000 UTC]

Ooh!Ā  I want some of that!

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pete1672 In reply to SigilHero [2014-12-19 01:47:23 +0000 UTC]

It's already on back order

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SigilHero In reply to pete1672 [2014-12-19 01:57:03 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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Qs-Vore-Guy [2014-12-19 00:49:18 +0000 UTC]

Dude!Ā  Where can I get me some of that?Ā  Ā 

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pete1672 In reply to Qs-Vore-Guy [2014-12-19 01:04:23 +0000 UTC]

Wherever Chia Zombies are sold

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KritterDefier [2014-12-19 00:36:25 +0000 UTC]

ROFL yes, brilliant and simple gift to give all your friends...or enemies ^.^

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pete1672 In reply to KritterDefier [2014-12-19 01:05:02 +0000 UTC]

...And never a chance of re-gifting...!

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KritterDefier In reply to pete1672 [2014-12-19 01:21:46 +0000 UTC]

True that, but fun for ages when someone splorts on in!

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pete1672 In reply to KritterDefier [2014-12-19 01:49:05 +0000 UTC]

That's why it's sold at splorting goods stores

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KritterDefier In reply to pete1672 [2014-12-19 02:46:07 +0000 UTC]

Oooh snap, that's a winner right there! Or you're digging for these!

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pete1672 In reply to KritterDefier [2014-12-19 04:50:43 +0000 UTC]

That one wasn't buried deep enough

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KritterDefier In reply to pete1672 [2014-12-19 04:50:58 +0000 UTC]

D'oh!

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