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phantastus — [SH] 50 shades of gyromancy

Published: 2013-02-04 04:04:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 3325; Favourites: 36; Downloads: 24
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“… what… the hell…” the photographer said quietly.

“shhhhhh” whispered dahlia loosening her tie
. she stroked henry’s pectoral
“just let it happen”




herny townshed and dalia gilseptie are (c) konamy
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Comments: 24

gz50250 [2013-10-24 16:14:54 +0000 UTC]

WTH,not scientific!didn't she afraid of being killed by her former student?

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masyaf1192 [2013-09-11 01:47:16 +0000 UTC]

My eyes!!! *Boils them in a pot* Samael give me strength...

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FoxGoddessYoko [2013-03-18 00:14:22 +0000 UTC]

Oh my God 0.0

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Welcome2SilentHill [2013-02-21 23:55:04 +0000 UTC]

ohh,,

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graffiti-flower [2013-02-10 23:49:45 +0000 UTC]

I am crying.

I don't know if that is a negative or positive response.

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phantastus In reply to graffiti-flower [2013-02-11 04:35:42 +0000 UTC]

u know u want it

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magmarcy [2013-02-10 03:12:31 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD IS HENRY ALESSA'S FATHER?! SPACE IS WARPED AND TIME IS BENDABLE

Nah, just kidding. But I can totally see Drunk!Dahlia putting the moves on whoever happens to be closest, and Henry being the only one dense enough not to run (ILU anyway Henry).

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phantastus In reply to magmarcy [2013-02-10 05:11:04 +0000 UTC]

PIME TARADOX

And haha, right? I always pictured young!Dahlia as a sort of creepy drifter who'd show up at parties and lurk around, tbh.

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Delirium-Disease [2013-02-05 16:31:02 +0000 UTC]

This is my OTP. Nothing will ever top this! HenryXDalia forever. <3

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phantastus In reply to Delirium-Disease [2013-02-09 07:19:44 +0000 UTC]

best ship ever pretty much

either that or James/Travis I can't decide

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Delirium-Disease In reply to phantastus [2013-02-15 17:06:20 +0000 UTC]

Hmm, that is quite hard to decide. I think Henry/Dahlia beats James/Travis out by a fraction of a point.

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TheMadMaiden [2013-02-05 00:33:01 +0000 UTC]

No words. XD

Fine, okay you have totally convinced me that this pairing is teh best!1! Totally

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phantastus In reply to TheMadMaiden [2013-02-05 06:14:15 +0000 UTC]

OTP 4EVER

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Pandorkful [2013-02-04 19:38:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh look it's the BEST COUPLE EVER. <3

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phantastus In reply to Pandorkful [2013-02-05 05:30:14 +0000 UTC]

I THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW

I UPLOADED THIS PICTURE TO FURAFFINITY AND GOT THIS MASTERPIECE IN THE COMMENTS:
"Her aroma was heavy and titillated his nostrils
with incense and garlic bread.

"I NEED you, Henry...," his elderly lover whispered
into his ear, "The church. Alessa. We all NEED you."

Henry's eyes began to travel into separate directions
while the religious woman slowly moved her colored
lips toward his body."

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Pandorkful In reply to phantastus [2013-02-05 05:36:58 +0000 UTC]

OH NO IT'S BEAUTIFUL *fans self*
I have a GREAT need for a steamy, multi-chaptered Henry/Dahlia romance fic like you have NO IDEA.
LIKE I DON'T EVEN THINK I'M WITHIN THE SAFE REALM OF IRONY ANYMORE KIT
I'M SCARED KIT BUT I HAVE A NEED AND THAT NEED IS ALL OF THE DAHLIA/HENRY
ALL OF IT

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phantastus In reply to Pandorkful [2013-02-05 06:14:01 +0000 UTC]

shhhhhhhhhhhh

shhhhhhh

it's ok


let's go find pyramid head and let his monstery masculine light lead us back into the realm of dysfunctional semi-canon pairings


... or you could just go and write that fic

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Pandorkful In reply to phantastus [2013-02-05 06:28:14 +0000 UTC]

I'm ok, I'm ok. :U I think I can deal now.
But part of me is very tempted to write that fic. That part of me may or may not already be posting that fic under an alias on fanfiction.net.

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phantastus In reply to Pandorkful [2013-02-05 06:35:50 +0000 UTC]

hahahahaha oh my god

what would your grandma think if she knew

think of the CHILDREN

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JohannesVIII [2013-02-04 18:23:08 +0000 UTC]

The title alone made me laugh xD

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phantastus In reply to JohannesVIII [2013-02-05 04:29:14 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHA ORIGINALLY THE TITLE WAS SOMETHING ELSE but then I thought of THAT and was like "oh my god i need to change it"

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Aurrific [2013-02-04 13:37:33 +0000 UTC]

Amagad, Henry's face. xD

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phantastus In reply to Aurrific [2013-02-05 03:15:45 +0000 UTC]

you can tell he's in love by the way he keeps one eye on her even as the other wanders in a different direction

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gothkittykat [2013-02-04 04:11:59 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!! XD

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