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"Oh, I have all my fingers
The knife goes chop chop chop~!"

You sang as you moved the knife between your fingers. You were with the other Avengers in the living room doing the knife game out of boredom. Steve was watching you with wide, panicked eyes, not wanting you to get hurt, Bruce was standing by with a first aid kit, Natasha paid no mind and watched TV, Clint did the same except with a amused smile on his lips, Thor watched you with fascination and Tony wasn't in the room. The knife that you were using was very sharp but you were a pro at this game. Knives were also your specialty. Whenever you were bored, you would just pull one out and start to play with it.

"If I miss the spaces in between my fingers will come off
And if I hit my fingers
The blood will soon come out
But all the same I play this game cause that's what it's all about."

You continued to sing the song, your pace getting faster. The faster you moved, the more Steve and Bruce were on edge. The last thing they wanted was you to lose a finger. They would stop you from this but every time they tried too, you would threaten them with that knife in your hands.

"Oh, chop chop chop chop chop chop
I'm picking up the speed
And if I hit my fingers then my hand will start to bleed and fall off~"

The song was close to it's end and everyone was relieved by this. The sooner the game was over, the sooner they would all be at ease. The knife moved skillfully between your fingers and faster as well. There were marks on the wooden table but Tony would probably just buy a new one. Just then Tony, strolled into the room and saw you. He didn't know what you were doing so he thought it would be harmless to sneak up on you.

"Chop chop chop until your finger fall-"

"BOO!" Tony shouted right near your ear.

"OFF!" You finished, the knife making a cut in your middle finger. "FUCK! Tony you asshole!"

He saw the blood now trickling down your finger and slowly started to back away. You sprung to your feet, clutching the knife tightly in your not bleeding hand. Of course if you wanted to chase Tony with a knife, the others would let you. This time he really did deserve it.

"(Name)......don't do anything rash....." Tony said with wide eyes.

"RASH?" You shouted angrily. "I'm fucking bleeding! You're getting it now Stark!"

He made a run for it and you were right behind him. Knife in hand, you were determined to get back at Stark. Of course you weren't going to stab him or anything. Just give him a tiny paper cut like wound. That should teach him not to mess with you. As you chased Stark around, the others exchanged looks with one another.

"Remind me why we let her have that knife?" Natasha asked perplexed.

Meanwhile in the background: "STARK COME BACK HERE!"

"NO! YOU'RE GOING TO HURT ME!"

"I haven't got the slightest idea," Thor sighed.