Description
It was a typical Sunday night of you and the other Avengers sitting around in a large table talking to one another. Sunday was the day you all got together to hang out and just tell each other what you had been doing this past week. After all the information had been exchanged and everyone was caught up with each other's lives, that's when the fun started. Tony of course cracked lots of jokes as well as Clint and Thor stuffed his face while Steve was learning new slang with each sentence that left everyone's mouth. Natasha and Bruce had both loosened up but that was probably because of the beer they were drinking. You of course were playing along with Clint and Tony, making jokes of your own.
Then an idea came to your head. A certain topic that you could all talk about. You had done it before with your friends and sure enough it would be fun to talk about it with your Avenger besties.
"So...." You began with a mischievous smile. "You guys want to play a guessing game?"
"What kind of guessing game?" Tony asked intrigued.
"Okay we all guess whose the top and whose the bottom in the relationship and in sex. So basically, whose the dominant one."
You burst out laughing when you saw everyone's expressions. Steve was as red as a cherry, Thor looked like a confused puppy, Natasha was dead serious, Bruce was flustered, and Clint and Tony were down for the idea of course.
"Alright so who should go first?" You asked wickedly, rubbing your hands together in excitement.
"I vote Bruce!" Tony hollered.
"I second that!" Steve suddenly called out, a smirk on his lips. He was starting to step out of his shell which was good for him.
"Oh God...." Bruce groaned, rubbing his temples, just knowing that what he was about to hear wouldn't be good.
You scratched your chin in thought, eyeing the scientist. You had to judge him based on his personality and looks to see which would he be. Would he be the dominant one of the passive one? You came to a conclusion and snapped your fingers.
"Bruce you're a total bottom," You grinned.
"W-What?! I am not!" He pouted.
"Bro you so are," Tony laughed. "I can just tell. But there's no shame in that my friend."
"I agree," Natasha chuckled. "You look like a bottom Bruce."
"How?" He asked bewildered.
Clint took a sip of his beer. "You just seem like the type who would let a girl ride you like an animal."
".......Seriously Clint?" Natasha said deadpanned.
"I call's them like I see's them," He shrugged.
"So are you?" You asked Bruce with a smirk.
He blushed and started to rub his wrists from being so nervous. You were on the edge of your seat, awaiting his answer. Bruce's shoulders slumped down as well as his head as he looked at the floor to avoid looking into everyone's eyes. "Yes I am," He mumbled, his cheeks turning scarlet red.
"I KNEW IT!" You exclaimed triumphantly. "Alright next is.....hmmmm how about you Clint?"
"Me?" He furrowed his eyebrows. "What about me?"
"It would appear to me that he is a top," Thor said amused. "But with Black Widow here he is probably a bottom."
"Why do you guys insist on shipping us?" Natasha asked with a hiss.
"Cause you two would have the cutest babies," Tony giggled, the alcohol in his system starting to kick in.
You sighed, shaking your head in amusement at what your friends said. You were loving the topic you had chosen for everyone to talk about. It was starting to be the funnest thing ever! Who knew that they would all be on board with it? You then looked at Clint and saw that he really did look like a top. Being an assassin, it was natural for him to be the dominant one in the relationship and in bed too. Before you could get any images in your head, you decided to tell him to confess what he was already.
"Alright," He sighed. "Yes I'm a top and always will be one."
"If you say so...." Thor trailed off with a chuckle.
You then let Tony decide who should be next and he decided to pick on Natasha. She looked like she didn't expect to be called since she blinked in surprised. She looked at everyone rather timidly, but then composed herself. A smirk was soon on her lips and it looked like she couldn't wait to hear what was about to be said. Sometimes you couldn't help but wonder how she changed her emotions so fast.
"Top," Bruce suddenly said. "She's a total top."
"I agree," Clint grinned.
"Sorry m'am," Steve blushed. "But you do look like the more dominant one. It doesn't matter who the man is, you just have to be on top."
"Well Captain you are right," Natasha replied in a smooth voice. "Now what about you Steve?"
"Oh, um...." He trailed off, his cheeks red from embarrassment. You knew that this was going to embarrass him a lot but this was something you were doing with friends. It was all in good fun. Sure Tony would probably tease him for the rest of eternity because of it but oh wells. That was Tony and Steve was used to dealing with him.
"Nat you forgot that he's a virgin," Tony said.
"What? A-Am not-!...Anymore," He mumbled defeated.
"Someone popped your cherry?" Clint asked in disbelief.
He nodded, the blush on his cheeks growing darker by the second. His entire face would soon be red and so was yours. After all.....you had been the one to do so. It had been the night when you had gotten slightly drunk and told Steve how hot he was. You had also told him your true feelings for him and that lead to you and him having sex. Of course the others didn't know. They didn't even know you were dating the super soldier. So of course when it was his turn to answer the question, you knew what it was.
"Yes," He groaned. "And I'm not telling who. All I'm gonna say is, I'm a top."
"Well congratulations Brother Steven!" Thor clapped his hand hard on Steve's back in approval. "You have finally lost your virginity!"
"Hooray!" You cheered enthusiastically. Quickly changing the subject, you moved on to Thor. "Alright Thor buddy you.....you look like a top too. Maybe we should call up Jane to see if it's true."
He rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly, starting to get embarrassed. "There's no need for that. Yes I am a....'top'. I do like to leave a woman pleased."
"Oh my....God!" You laughed, tears welling up in your eyes. "I just love you guys!" After everyone had calmed down from their laughter, you turned to Tony. "So Tony you're.....oh yeah you're so a top. I don't even have to ask."
"No you don't. You could see for yourself," He winked at you.
"Stark," Steve growled. "Be polite to her."
Comments like that always made Steve get mad. The relationship was secret after all just to avoid Tony's teasing. The last you needed however was for Tony to find out now. He would eventually just not now. So you kicked Steve's legs to calm him and his eyes flashed to yours. Once he saw your caring smile, he calmed back down.
"Next up is....you, (Name)," Tony smirked. "So you......you......you look like a middle."
"Yeah a middle," Clint nodded, agreeing with Tony. "I can see it."
"Wait what do you guys mean in middle?" Bruce asked curiously. "Cause I'm picturing two different things here and I hope we're all on the same page."
"I wanna know what that means too," You scrunched up your nose in confusion.
"You could be either," Tony explained. "Or the middle in a threesome," He wiggled his eyebrows at you.
Natasha rolled her eyes at him. "Ignore him, (Name). So are you?"
"Yeah I am," You admitted with a goofy grin and your face red from embarrassment. "Just ask Steve—holy shit."
"NO WAY!" Tony laughed. "YOU popped his cherry! That means.....you're dating him!"
"Damn it, Stark," Steve groaned. "Don't make fun of us now."
He shook his head, still laughing as well as the others who were in shock. "No way! I have to now!"
"You're dating Steve?" Natasha gasped. "Since when?"
"Since the night we had sex," You blushed.
"So is he a top?" Clint asked curiously.
"Um....." You played with the cuff of your shirt. You bit your lower lip before saying, "Not exactly."
"Hey!" Steve gasped. "What does that mean?"
"Well you were the top the first time but then the last five times I was the top!" You explained.
His face turned beat red. "(N-Name)! T-That's not true!"
"Steven just admit it," You sighed, shaking your head.
"JARVIS?" Tony called out to the AI. "Please tell me that this conversation has been recorded."
"Why of course sir, why?" The AI responded.
"This has just become blackmail."