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( = Valentines, Part 2)... And somewhere, a (still tipsy) barn owl is falling out of a tree laughing his feathered ass off.
OK, explanation and apology for those of you who don't recognize the character. This is crossing over with Stephanie Meyer's vampire-and-werewolf YA romance novels, Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse. They involve a gloriously angsty love triangle between the mortal girl Bella, her vampire boyfriend - the beyootiful, smooth, golden Edward Cullen - and Jacob (Jake) Black, a Native American teenager who is, wouldn't you know it, a hereditary werewolf and natural enemy of the vampire clan... and in love with Bella.
After much angst and misunderstandings and quoting 'Romeo&Juliet' and 'Wuthering Heights', by the end of book three things have pretty much worked out in Edward's favour. (I hope I'm not spoiling the books too much for those not that far along.)
Jake, therefore, joins the Hurt, Rejected, Emo Lovers Club of this strip.
Yeah. And I kick puppies, too.
EDITED 5 YEARS LATER TO ADD: This page predates Breaking Dawn, y'all.
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This is a work of fanart, and solely intended for shits and giggles. No money is being made by this.
Sarah (c) Henson, Lucas, and Connelly.
Jacob Black (c) Stephanie Meyer and whichever movie studio it is has snapped up the adaptation rights.
Based on an idea by AsheRhyder
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Aw, poor Jacob. They were hitting it off so well, too. It quite cute and sweet. For a moment there, I thought Jareth cursed the guy, but then I understood the joke.
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LOL how he ended up digging a hole for himself the poor Jake! Man his description hit like a dart to the target haha
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"... And somewhere, a (still tipsy) barn owl is falling out of a tree laughing his feathered ass off." ROFL certainly!
Awww poor Jacob, not again 
Aaah I love how you do expressions and space out your dialogue in these - I'm looking forward to speeding through more!
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As unlucky in life as he was at the box office.
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At least she's over 18 this time.
Ugh.
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*slow claps* well done you gone and done it taking a stab at twilight.........and I than you for it
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Edward has something with the glitters, too, when you think of it... Weird...
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Dude. Edward has "BRONZE" hair.
Yeah, let's just go with "blonde." What does bronze hair even look like?
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Reddish brown. Just like the metal. XD
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That's beautiful
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Didn't realize he was Jacob until he got suuuuuper detailed on the blonde love-of-life. Poor wolf-boy. X)
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I'm slowly adding them to the whole collection. Best for now is start within the GND folder of my gallery and use devart's Prev and Next buttons. Sorry.
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poor jacob. even though I hate that series with a passion.
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burn Stephanie Meyers!! she is a monster!!! she ruined vampires and werewolves for everyone!!!!!!
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The Twi-hate has long gotten just as boring and obnoxious as the fans, y'know.
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still hate it
but I am a huge fan of your work
will we ever see Sherlock and john in the series?
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...
A troggerel, or, unpopular opinion in bad poetry.In response to a certain series' popularity on tumblr, and many requests made....
I do not like you, Benny-Holmes,
Though acknowledging your fine cheekbones.
I do not like your Johnlock fans,
(though rather admire gay Moriarty's plans).
I do adore your awkward Martin,
But Bilbo is his finest castin'!
Inspector Lestrade is a true silver fox,
that "Not My Division" gif everywhere rocks!
Though Lara Pulver made a gorgeous Adler,
Her character arc was a sexist disaster.
And that Black Lotus Triad Chinese ninja assassin!?
OMG, what is this, a 1950s Tintin?
'Sherlock' your plots are just clever as can be,
and a twist! the setting's twenty-twelve AD!
Still I join not in your writers' adulation,
nor, post "Reichenbach", their vituperation...
Aye, Bundersnatch is a very fine actor -
I admired his turn as Frankenstein's Monster -
But BBC Sherlock does little for me
(btw that intro? sounds a lot like Ritchie).
I cannot quite twig why exactly this is,
But this whole fangirl favourite for me does n
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Awe Jacob... you poor designated rebound guy. Β
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"No, that would be way too.........ironic!"
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I had a feeling you were referencing Meyer's Jacob.
Still hot though, but please, Jareth and Sarah weren't meant to be together.
*Insert Pika's Fanservice Addendum Here*
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... weren't?
Is that a typo or do your later comments mean I converted you?
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That previous comment was facetious to the utmost degree.
Even before I'd seen Labyrinth, I shipped the hell out of J/S.
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Hehehe, I hate Jacob so his pain merely amuses me.
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I don't think Edward's blonde? Someone double check that. But haha, the rest of that list is quite amusing and depressing considering the similarities. Don't forget "sparkly". Bwahaa. Poor Jacob.
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Aw such a pitty. It would have Β been just too hilarious if she had dropped Jacob's shirt at Jareth's door or something like that.
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wait, I didn't think that Edward was blonde... oh well. better this way anyway.
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... If you look at the date on this, it was drawn before Breaking Dawn was released, akshully. Also "I recongnize that the author has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision I've elected to ignore it".
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Love the Avengers reference, haha~
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granted, i had no actual point to make on the stupid baby love thing, i just pointed it out. and i have NO IDEA when the books came out.
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i remember that someone did a voice acting of this
i can't find it
could you give me some directions?
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there's [link]
and on youtube.
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THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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go on Youtube and look up "Girls Next Door Comic"
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ok, thanks ! ^^
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You forgot sparkly. So, so sparkly.
Love this one! I lol'd!
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