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You were cornered by your roommate, teeth bared threateningly. "Back off Bonney. I mean it." You warn uneasily.

"You lost the bet, and I think this'll be good for you." She hums touching your sides. You cry out in protest as your body reverts back to a toddlers. You squirm in her grasp angrily.

"Wo of ese ays Onney!!" You growl, speech impaired. She giggles kissing your forehead.

"You're so cute when you're angry, come on let's get you dressed and then you can go to daycare while auntie throws a party!" She chimes. You struggle more at that. She did all of this for a party!?

"Ba oomae! Ba oomae!!" You cry out as she dresses you in a little pink outfit.

"I'm sorry but the last time I threw a party, you beat up my boyfriend and there's three people out the window. I can't let you get angry again..." She reminds you carrying you out.

'I'm kicking your ass after this...' You vow silently.

She carries you out across the street and down three blocks to the day care. You struggle more, uttering curses at her. She goes in smiling at the daycare workers. "Hello! I came by like I said Mr. Garp!" She chimes to the man.

"Awe she is just precious!" The man lightly pinches your cheek. You growl and bite his fingers harshly. He yelps and pulls away pouting.

"She did warn us you'd be angry." A calm smooth voice says as tattooed hands carefully take you away from Bonney. You turn your head to glare at them and pause finding a handsome guy smirking slightly at you.

"That's right ___, I picked this place specifically for you. Since I know you don't like to trouble cute guys." She smirks at you backing toward the door.

"Evil ooma!" You burst pointing at her outraged.

"Goodbye my little angel!!" She cooes. You angrily raise both of your middle fingers in response.

"Wow, that is one pissed kid..." Another voice makes you look over at the red haired daycare assistant. He holds up a puppet. "It's going to be okay little Miss!" He squeaks making the puppet dance. You just give him a look before looking at the other one.

"Down." You tell him grumpily. He blinks and puts you down so you can hobble into the playroom and sit in the corner.

Kid and Law exchange a frown. "You can handle that one Law." Kid huffs.

"Actually I think she's a lot like you so you can handle her." Law muses.

"Like hell--" He breaks off as a wooden block flies between their faces. They pause and look at you, as you glare at them before turning to face the corner.

"I think she heard us..." Law murmurs. Kid shifts frowning more.

You hug your knees looking at the wall with a frown. Yeah, it wasn't the first time this sort of thing happened. You were just a trouble maker... Even your friend went to such lengths to get rid of you. You grit your teeth and hide your face in your knees. "Hey kid... Want some juice?" A voice makes you look over at the red head. He offers some juice but you huff and turn away. Kid frowns, patting your back. "You wanna cookie little Miss?" He tries. You shake your head. Kid shifts looking toward Law. "How about listen to Law sing?"

"Ee ing?" You raise an eyebrow at him. He blinks and smiles with a nod.

"Yeah, I'll show you." He says before turning to Law. "Hey, little miss wants you to sing." He tells Law. You watch the dark haired male curiously as he gives a smile.

"Alright, it's about time for everyone's nap anyway." He comments before starting to sing a lullaby. The other children almost immediately pass out at that. You watch in amazement until he finishes.

"Wow.... Ee goob," You comment to Kid.

"I guess." Kid shrugs.

"Are you not tired little Miss?" Law asks with a head tilt. You shake your head with a sigh. You had just woken up to Bonney standing over you like a ghost. They share a frown.

"Do you.... Wanna play with the toy?" Kid lightly pushes a shapes puzzle over to you. You easily solve it within seconds before giving him a bored look. He blinks in surprise. "Okay... Uh... Jigsaw puzzle..." He tries, getting the same outcome. "Smart kid..." He glances at Law and you sigh looking away again.

"I know, you want to draw something?" Law asks getting some crayons and paper for you. You move to the table as he puts them down. First you draw Bonney with pointed teeth, labeling it 'Devil Woman'. You hold it up to them and they chuckle.

"Nice drawing kid..." Kid rumbles. You smile a bit.

"What about us little Miss?" Law asks. You purse your lips drawing them in chibi form then writing, 'Alright guys, I guess, kinda mean though...'

"Sorry, we're not used to having to watch such smart kids..." Kid offers a smile. You frown and look down writing on another paper.

'I'm used to it.' You put before getting up. 'I'm sorry.' You add before going back to the corner. They frown guilty, exchanging a look.

"Little miss, we're sorry, please don't sit by yourself..." Law frowns crawling over and sitting cross-legged in front of you. You just wave dismissive.

"Say Law, isn't she clever? Such a smart little princess." Kid hums. You pause and give him a look, blushing lightly. Law smirks at that.

"Yep Eustass-ya we're in the presence of a very special girl." He agrees folding his arms. You blush more and hide your face.

"Diots...." You grumble.

"Yep, we are idiots for upsetting the future president." Kid rumbles.

"Or doctor." Law comments.

"Inventor."

"Scientist."

"Actress."

"Millionaire."

You start to giggle at that covering your mouth. These two weren't so bad afterall. "Nope Law, she's clearly going to be an artist, look how cute she made me." Kid holds up the picture.

"You're right, anyone who can make you appear cute is an amazing artist indeed." Law nods a matter of family. Kid glares at him and you fall back giggling, holding your stomach. They smile a bit.

"There we go we finally got you to smile." Kid smiles sitting back. You sit up and Law pats your head.

"I'm glad we could cheer you up little Miss... Do you want to draw with us?" He asks. You smile and nod going back to the drawing table. You swiftly found out that Kid was not very good at drawing. And Law adored tribal designs. You had to admit, you were having fun, the two daycare guys were also really cool, and of course good with kids.

The day soon came to an end and you were the last child left. Law shifts as he and Kid exchange a frown. "Where is she?" Kid asks you.

'Partying still...' You write with a shrug.

"That's incredibly irresponsible..." Law scowls. You just shrug again and yawn.

"Now you're tired?" Kid pats your shoulder. You give a small nod.

"There's no way around it, we'll stay right here with you." Law bundles you up, bringing you to his chest. You blush but swiftly begin to drift off as he starts to sing.

**Few Days Later**

"Come on ___, hurry up I don't want to miss the bake sale." Bonney says walking ahead of you. You frown following her. She sure was in a hurry today. Lately you couldn't keep up, your mind was else where. You haven't seen Law or Kid since that day. All you knew is that after you fell asleep, Bonney came to pick you up an hour later. The guys scolded her for not coming to you sooner. Then when you woke up the next morning back in your original body, Bonney teased you about having them wrapped around your finger.

"Bullshit..." You scoff with a blush. You glance up and stop, not seeing Bonney anywhere. You frown searching for her. "Bonney?" You call. You sigh rubbing your neck. Oh well, guess she was going to the bake sale alone. You turn around, glancing over the shops carefully. You were a bit hungry. But you also wanted to get more bath supplies. Your eyes drift to the side in thought.

"Dammit ___! What are you doing all the way over here!?" You hear Bonney behind you.

"You're the one that disappeared on me!" You snap turning to her and freezing, seeing Kid and Law on either side of her looking confused.

"___?" Kid raises an eyebrow while you blush slightly.

"Yep, she's been out of it since I changed her that day." Bonney comes over and places a hand on your head and turning into a toddler again. You squeak in surprise and glare up at her. She just giggles and changes you back. You growl and bite her shoulder harshly making her whine in pain.

"Devil woman..." You huff blushing the guys' gazes.

"So... This is the real you.?" Kid asks carefully. You look down rubbing your neck.

"Yeah..." You tell them.

"What a pleasant surprise." Law smiles thoughtfully. You raise an eyebrow at him. "I was wondering what kind of woman you'd be, but you were already woman... It's funny really..."

"What..?" You huff glancing at Kid.

"I don't know what the hell he thinks he's trying to say but can I get some coffee with you?" Kid asks curiously.

"Uh-"

"You can't take her out for coffee." Law frowns at him.

"And why the hell not?" Kid's brow twitches.

"Because I just decided she's going to see a movie with me." Law folds his arms and they start to argue and bicker. You just blink at them in complete shock. Bonney smacks your rear making you jump with a squeak.

"If I were you I'd take both if them." She winks before walking away.

"Bonney!!!"

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You were cornered by your roommate, teeth bared threateningly. "Back off Bonney. I mean it." You warn uneasily.

"You lost the bet, and I think this'll be good for you." She hums touching your sides. You cry out in protest as your body reverts back to a toddlers. You squirm in her grasp angrily.

"Wo of ese ays Onney!!" You growl, speech impaired. She giggles kissing your forehead.

"You're so cute when you're angry, come on let's get you dressed and then you can go to daycare while auntie throws a party!" She chimes. You struggle more at that. She did all of this for a party!?

"Ba oomae! Ba oomae!!" You cry out as she dresses you in a little pink outfit.

"I'm sorry but the last time I threw a party, you beat up my boyfriend and there's three people out the window. I can't let you get angry again..." She reminds you carrying you out.

'I'm kicking your ass after this...' You vow silently.

She carries you out across the street and down three blocks to the day care. You struggle more, uttering curses at her. She goes in smiling at the daycare workers. "Hello! I came by like I said Mr. Garp!" She chimes to the man.

"Awe she is just precious!" The man lightly pinches your cheek. You growl and bite his fingers harshly. He yelps and pulls away pouting.

"She did warn us you'd be angry." A calm smooth voice says as tattooed hands carefully take you away from Bonney. You turn your head to glare at them and pause finding a handsome guy smirking slightly at you.

"That's right ___, I picked this place specifically for you. Since I know you don't like to trouble cute guys." She smirks at you backing toward the door.

"Evil ooma!" You burst pointing at her outraged.

"Goodbye my little angel!!" She cooes. You angrily raise both of your middle fingers in response.

"Wow, that is one pissed kid..." Another voice makes you look over at the red haired daycare assistant. He holds up a puppet. "It's going to be okay little Miss!" He squeaks making the puppet dance. You just give him a look before looking at the other one.

"Down." You tell him grumpily. He blinks and puts you down so you can hobble into the playroom and sit in the corner.

Kid and Law exchange a frown. "You can handle that one Law." Kid huffs.

"Actually I think she's a lot like you so you can handle her." Law muses.

"Like hell--" He breaks off as a wooden block flies between their faces. They pause and look at you, as you glare at them before turning to face the corner.

"I think she heard us..." Law murmurs. Kid shifts frowning more.

You hug your knees looking at the wall with a frown. Yeah, it wasn't the first time this sort of thing happened. You were just a trouble maker... Even your friend went to such lengths to get rid of you. You grit your teeth and hide your face in your knees. "Hey kid... Want some juice?" A voice makes you look over at the red head. He offers some juice but you huff and turn away. Kid frowns, patting your back. "You wanna cookie little Miss?" He tries. You shake your head. Kid shifts looking toward Law. "How about listen to Law sing?"

"Ee ing?" You raise an eyebrow at him. He blinks and smiles with a nod.

"Yeah, I'll show you." He says before turning to Law. "Hey, little miss wants you to sing." He tells Law. You watch the dark haired male curiously as he gives a smile.

"Alright, it's about time for everyone's nap anyway." He comments before starting to sing a lullaby. The other children almost immediately pass out at that. You watch in amazement until he finishes.

"Wow.... Ee goob," You comment to Kid.

"I guess." Kid shrugs.

"Are you not tired little Miss?" Law asks with a head tilt. You shake your head with a sigh. You had just woken up to Bonney standing over you like a ghost. They share a frown.

"Do you.... Wanna play with the toy?" Kid lightly pushes a shapes puzzle over to you. You easily solve it within seconds before giving him a bored look. He blinks in surprise. "Okay... Uh... Jigsaw puzzle..." He tries, getting the same outcome. "Smart kid..." He glances at Law and you sigh looking away again.

"I know, you want to draw something?" Law asks getting some crayons and paper for you. You move to the table as he puts them down. First you draw Bonney with pointed teeth, labeling it 'Devil Woman'. You hold it up to them and they chuckle.

"Nice drawing kid..." Kid rumbles. You smile a bit.

"What about us little Miss?" Law asks. You purse your lips drawing them in chibi form then writing, 'Alright guys, I guess, kinda mean though...'

"Sorry, we're not used to having to watch such smart kids..." Kid offers a smile. You frown and look down writing on another paper.

'I'm used to it.' You put before getting up. 'I'm sorry.' You add before going back to the corner. They frown guilty, exchanging a look.

"Little miss, we're sorry, please don't sit by yourself..." Law frowns crawling over and sitting cross-legged in front of you. You just wave dismissive.

"Say Law, isn't she clever? Such a smart little princess." Kid hums. You pause and give him a look, blushing lightly. Law smirks at that.

"Yep Eustass-ya we're in the presence of a very special girl." He agrees folding his arms. You blush more and hide your face.

"Diots...." You grumble.

"Yep, we are idiots for upsetting the future president." Kid rumbles.

"Or doctor." Law comments.

"Inventor."

"Scientist."

"Actress."

"Millionaire."

You start to giggle at that covering your mouth. These two weren't so bad afterall. "Nope Law, she's clearly going to be an artist, look how cute she made me." Kid holds up the picture.

"You're right, anyone who can make you appear cute is an amazing artist indeed." Law nods a matter of family. Kid glares at him and you fall back giggling, holding your stomach. They smile a bit.

"There we go we finally got you to smile." Kid smiles sitting back. You sit up and Law pats your head.

"I'm glad we could cheer you up little Miss... Do you want to draw with us?" He asks. You smile and nod going back to the drawing table. You swiftly found out that Kid was not very good at drawing. And Law adored tribal designs. You had to admit, you were having fun, the two daycare guys were also really cool, and of course good with kids.

The day soon came to an end and you were the last child left. Law shifts as he and Kid exchange a frown. "Where is she?" Kid asks you.

'Partying still...' You write with a shrug.

"That's incredibly irresponsible..." Law scowls. You just shrug again and yawn.

"Now you're tired?" Kid pats your shoulder. You give a small nod.

"There's no way around it, we'll stay right here with you." Law bundles you up, bringing you to his chest. You blush but swiftly begin to drift off as he starts to sing.

**Few Days Later**

"Come on ___, hurry up I don't want to miss the bake sale." Bonney says walking ahead of you. You frown following her. She sure was in a hurry today. Lately you couldn't keep up, your mind was else where. You haven't seen Law or Kid since that day. All you knew is that after you fell asleep, Bonney came to pick you up an hour later. The guys scolded her for not coming to you sooner. Then when you woke up the next morning back in your original body, Bonney teased you about having them wrapped around your finger.

"Bullshit..." You scoff with a blush. You glance up and stop, not seeing Bonney anywhere. You frown searching for her. "Bonney?" You call. You sigh rubbing your neck. Oh well, guess she was going to the bake sale alone. You turn around, glancing over the shops carefully. You were a bit hungry. But you also wanted to get more bath supplies. Your eyes drift to the side in thought.

"Dammit ___! What are you doing all the way over here!?" You hear Bonney behind you.

"You're the one that disappeared on me!" You snap turning to her and freezing, seeing Kid and Law on either side of her looking confused.

"___?" Kid raises an eyebrow while you blush slightly.

"Yep, she's been out of it since I changed her that day." Bonney comes over and places a hand on your head and turning into a toddler again. You squeak in surprise and glare up at her. She just giggles and changes you back. You growl and bite her shoulder harshly making her whine in pain.

"Devil woman..." You huff blushing the guys' gazes.

"So... This is the real you.?" Kid asks carefully. You look down rubbing your neck.

"Yeah..." You tell them.

"What a pleasant surprise." Law smiles thoughtfully. You raise an eyebrow at him. "I was wondering what kind of woman you'd be, but you were already woman... It's funny really..."

"What..?" You huff glancing at Kid.

"I don't know what the hell he thinks he's trying to say but can I get some coffee with you?" Kid asks curiously.

"Uh-"

"You can't take her out for coffee." Law frowns at him.

"And why the hell not?" Kid's brow twitches.

"Because I just decided she's going to see a movie with me." Law folds his arms and they start to argue and bicker. You just blink at them in complete shock. Bonney smacks your rear making you jump with a squeak.

"If I were you I'd take both if them." She winks before walking away.

"Bonney!!!"