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pitchperfect — Got Candy?
Published: 2011-11-02 21:44:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 1441; Favourites: 86; Downloads: 10
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Won't you give this poor little deprived demon some candy? Any kind is good. Sour gummies. Chocolate bars. Snack cakes. Lollipops. Whatever you've got, Amaimon will take it. Maybe then he'll detach himself from your computer screen.Related content
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*looks at the freezer* Does Ice-cream count?
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Oh gosh, I was scrolling down and saw this, I just laughed and had to stop and look, it's so freaking cute. I can picture him doing this so easily.
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Thank you very much! He'll do just about anything for sweets lol XD
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Haha, I can picture him plastered against Rin and Yukio's bedroom windows looking for sweets on a random day that he gets kicked out of his brothers office.
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Otsihpem: "Amiamon, I have a special lollipop you can suck on. Close your eyes and hold out your tongue."
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS OTSIPHEM BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. I TOLD YOU I WOULD GET LIKE THIS IF YOU STARTED SHIT, AND I'M ENDING IT!!!!!
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D: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT YOUR OLD FRIEND OTSIPHEM?
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BECAUSE OTSIPHEM IS MEPHISTO AND THIS IS A TRAP!
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NO D: STOP SCREAMING AT ME. I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP. WHY DO YOU DO THESE THINGS? I AM DOG.
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((stops screaming for five seconds to piss self over the I AM DOG reference)) I DO THESE THINGS BECAUSE OTSIHPEM IS NOT A REAL THING!!!!
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(XDDD) He is a real thing! Now please get off DA so you can start drawing that picture of my OC that is half demon half angel that has two sexy butler's fall in love with her after she almost falls off a bridge.
I WARNED YOU ABOUT BRIDGES. I TOLD YOU.
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You and your fake OC's need to get the hell out. Immediately.
FUCK! I'M FALLING OFF ALL THESE BRIDGES!
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IT KEEPS HAPPENING!!!
Hey, my OC's are fuckin' gold.
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I WARNED YOU DOG I TOLD YOU ABOUT BRIDGES!
Your OC's really are something...gold isn't exactly the substance I had in mind though...
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Diamonds? It's diamonds, isn't it. My OC's are diamonds.
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Okay, I just gotta ask, why the hell are we even discussing this here? We are LITERALLY having a webcam session as I am writing this.
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XD Because this way everyone can see the fuckery.
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XDDD But do they really want to see the fuckery?
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Doesn't matter, we will pelvic thrust it in their faces.
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Can we rainbow dinosaur hump it in their faces too?
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I'd be disappointed if we did it any other way.
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Now if only I knew what that icon was called, I'd pull it up right now!
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we love your fuckery.<3
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Yesh! I shall now make him my desktop backround~
Yuki! Give him a bucket of candy from my secret stash~!
Yuki: Hai.... *gives Amaimon a random bucket of candy*
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Haha, then you can always have him there, asking if you've got any more sweets!
T...thank you?...*runs off far away with your candy*
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Yes~! But my mom might think I'm crazy looking at Amaimon all day.... >3>
Yuki: Bye..... *waves towards Amaimon*
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It's so hard not to love him ^_^ Who wouldn't adore a candy loving demon?
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With a pointy head too
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I'm totally making this my desktop background XD
*Throws pocky at the screen* Here you are, hun~
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Oh my gosh, really?! Well I am honored that he'll be on your desktop, peeking on in at you XDDD
*catches the pocky and starts gnawing on it* Mmmmm, thank you, human. Your candy is delicious.
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Yup. I can't eat sweets infront of the screen any more without feeling guilty, but it's an awesome pic to have up there XD
I'm not human dear, but you're very welcome ^ w ^
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Haha, Amaimon will help you resist your cravings by asking for your candy! XD
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That's why I can't eat the candy infront of the screen. I want the candy but I don't want to feel guilty for not giving it to him XD;
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He'll make a really sad face at you if you don't give him the candy. Either that or he'll start licking the screen...
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I definately wouldn't be able to not give it to him then OTL
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Not unless you want demon spit all over your monitor XDDDD
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That certainly would not be good XD
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I HAVE PENCILS AND SWEETARTS 
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*tries to chew on a pencil* This isn't sweet at all...gimme your sweetarts!
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Take meh sweetarts then! >3< ...C-can I have my pencils back?
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*gives you back the chewed-on pencil and takes the sweetarts instead, popping them into his mouth* Much better. Sorry...I kind of drooled on it...
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A pencil is a pencil, no matter how much drool be coatin' it. >u<
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Of course!!I will give you ALL MY CANDIES!!
well.. just promise me you will brush your teeth after eat all those candies .. deal??
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All the candy? I promise I'll brush as many times as you want me to if you give me all of that candy!
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good boy amaimon!! is a deal!! waaaa you're so cute!
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*stares at you* Cute? What's that mean? My brother says things are cute all the time. Like his special kimono. And things that are pink...I'm cute?
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Hmm... *Finds chocolate* here you go ^^ Xx
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*sniffs at the chocolate then eats it in one massive bite* That was delicious...got any more?
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*Looks around* hmmm... *Rummages through cubords and pulls out some more* Xx
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