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piyo119 — Valentine's Day Starscream
Published: 2008-02-16 06:01:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 5036; Favourites: 114; Downloads: 91
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Starscream:You are children believing Santa Claus! It must be an urban legend that men get chocolate on Valentine's Day.Why do you make noise that much?Because Starscream has not got chocolate from female Autobots on Valentine's Day, he thinks Valentine's Day is an urban legend!XD
I'm joking!Starscream is popular with human women very much.
There is a custom in Japan. The women give chocolate to the man.(courtesy chocolate or a heartfelt gift of chocolate)
The men are restless all day.
The men are divided into heaven and Hell clearly.
The men without the hope curse St. Valentine's Day.
and They say."News of the Valentine's Day cancellation"(
It is an annual joke every year)
News of the Valentine's Day cancellation
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・It is canceled by the specific cake donation prohibited bill approval.
・Valentine's Day research institute announces the cancellation.
・Because chocolate influenza was discovered, it is cancellation.
・The government recognized Valentine's Day as an urban legend.
・It is canceled by the bad harvest of the cacao and bad influence to the chocolate product by the global warming.
etc...
The joke of Valentine's Day is elaborate almost April Fool's Day.
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Comments: 74
*gives Starscream so energon chocolate*
"I may not be a female Autobot but I know you would love to use my powers as Princess Saturn to get Megatron's throne." *she smiles radiantly at him*
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*makes some lovely energon golden crown shaped chocolates with red icing where the jewels would be* *unfolds wings and flies up to Starscream in my Sailor Saturn form and throws arms around him and kisses him on the cheek* "Here Starscream I made these for you and they would never be poisoned because I believe you should be leader and not Megatron." *cuddles up with him and lays head against his*
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A beautiful story!
Have a happy holiday season!
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Heheh thanks! You too.
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If I give him chocolate AND energon, will he accept...??
In Malaysia we give valentine wishes to everyone we love, not just our lovers!
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SS receives your chocolate curtly.
(He is a liar. In fact, he is glad.
Thank you for Malaysian information!
It is interesting.
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Awwww!!!!! Don't be sad Starscream heres some chocolate for ya! *Gives him heart shaped chocolate* I got it just for ya!
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Starscream does not get chocolate. However, he steals the heart of a lot of fan girls.XD
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haha! so cute
it's really cool how holidays are different around the world... in the US, the men give the chocolate to the girls
I'd give him chocolate
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Thank you! I’m glad you like my pic.
The cross-cultural communication is cool!
You will satisfy Starscream!XD
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you're welcome!
yeah it is. it's really neat to explore cultures that are different than your own.
lol, I hope so! XD
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Starscream:I do not want chocolate! ヽ(*｀Д´ )ノ
He is bluffer!XD
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Starscream don´t be sad *gives him a big hug and valentines card* Happy valentines Starscream 
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Starscream:I am in a good mood.I do not dislike Valentine's Day.hahaha!
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Starscream:I do not have a pocket.Put it in my cockpit.
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YAY!! x3 Heehee so cute 
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Wonderful work.
You took his features out perfectly, I love the expression. The color chooses are also done well.
Some artists chose the wrong tone, but you did it well.
*takes roses into her mouth and lays down long ways onto Stars head*
A wolf onto the head of an transformer, looks properly funny.
What so ever, here some chocolates for him, if he want.
*hands you a heart of choco for star*
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Thanks! I am very glad of your comment!
Starscream:If you want to give chocolate to me,I get your chocolate.
He is bluffer!XD
Please please give chocolate to SS.
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Kaykay.
*gives Star some chocolates and the red rose*
Sorry, it is not some Energon stuff.
I am a bit lost in this case,
have no access to the amount of it here on earth,
so you have to happy with human stuff and the symbolisms of it.
Happy Valentine's Day, Starscream
And to you, too, Piyo
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Skyfire needs to give him chocolates. Scientific chocolates!
And you guys have fun traditions.
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Starscream:Skyfire is a good-natured person.I let him make energonchocolate for me!
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Here. *gives big box of heart shaped chocolates,and kisses his cheek*
Happy Valentine's Day!
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Starscream:I put an engine in a box and give it to you.Will the heart be an engine?
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Me:...Okay!You want an engine?*pules out engine*Here have an engine!*hands it to him*
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Screamer looks really thinking about it XDD
Hehee~ It is very funny how things go in Japan! 
Hmm, I wonder how many would give Starscream chocolates in these comments! But I'm sure he'd be flooded with it later on! Har har~
*A bot from another planet also gives him some little chocolatenergon~*
♥♥♥~
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Their solidarity power and idea are splendid!XD
(May they have them if they use the labor definitely?)
Starscream:My cockpit is full of your love.
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Hehee~ they sure are! hope everyone gets chocolate... erm, next year! 
**Scorpina -from another planet-: I'm so happy to hear this sweet talk from you! but I don't know if you'd still say it if you see me! ;w;
<333333333 **
Omg, so sorry for the really VERY late reply! lol~ owo;;
I've been through a lot lately! ^ ^;; but I don't have the heart to leave some comments unanswered! ;u;
<33333333
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I welcome your comment anytime.Thanks!
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Thank you so much! 
<333333333
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"My cockpit is full of your love."
That sounds...dirty.
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I have lots and lots of chocolate cupcakes and chocolate hearts for him!
Heck, I'll even give myself to him for Valentine!
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Starscream:hmm,I obtained a human being.Wash my body to the every corner.and Be angry at Megatron in place of me.
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YES!!! I WILL WASH EVERY BIT OF HIS BODY!!!
(Takes up a long mop for the hard-to-reach parts.)
Better get ready, lover boy.
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Thanks! I'm glad!
Japanese is the best at a self-torture joke in the world.XD
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Dawwww!!! *gives Starscream chocolate energon kisses* Here ya go love!!! 
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Starscream:Chocolate melted for your love!
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*squeels, glomps Starsceam and rubs his belly*
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aww poor starsream wait... you can't even have choclate can you? sobs no creature should ever live without such a thing...I guess I'll give you the energon cookies I made!
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Starscream:I show your energon cookies off! I do not share one fragment to another person either!hahaha!
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ok here yah go 12 all for you!
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Don't cry screamer*v*
*gives him STARS shaped chocolate with CREAM on it*
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Starscream:It is the form that is good for me!I shines in the sky, and I look down at all.
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