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Plague-Doc-Matteo β Bionicle MOCkery PG 14: Offence
Published: 2013-09-28 14:07:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 1283; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 0
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See, I told you there'd be produce.
I went and bought mini bananas JUST for this. Turns out I DON'T EVEN LIKE THEM! 
I did it for the lol's This was actually an idea I had a little while ago, but then my dad got me Gorzan, and that only sweetened the deal. The original ending was that he got zapped into a smaller banana. The whole comic was prompted when I was at the nearest Brand Store to me(its in Sacramento), while shopping there a girl was feeling around the series 11 collectable minifig bags. I asked that if she found a tiki dude, that she let me know, and well she did, so got him. I knew he'd be perfect to go along with Ku.
Cast(in order of appearance)
Kutumah
Matteo
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They tend to be on the large side sometimes yes. I try to cover all the ranges though. This deviation is for Lilieci, but all four of my MiniMOCs are featured here. I like to be versatile so its big and small, humanoids, animals, robots, and vehicles, then bionicle and system for me. I'm just all over the map really.
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Nice to see Kutamah in action, and them special effects.
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Mwuahahaha!
Well it's nice to see Matteo get a little punishment for once ^_^
Cool to see Kutamah in a comic too, he has banana power!
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Told you all there'd be produce.
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So Matteo has been turned into a banana and is being eaten by Gorzan so in effect he has been defeated D:
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Well if it went like we all think it did, he was defeated and defecated.
Don't worry though, Matteo is totally the vengeful type.
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It was funny Dave. thanks for that one.
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You're welcome Greg.
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I had no idea that he was THAT tiny!Β
xDΒ
At least you put those bananas to use!Β
And nice "special effects" haha.Β
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Had no idea who was that tiny, Matteo?
I did. 
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The tiki guy~Β
He's so smaaalll.
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But hey that just makes it all the more funnier when Matteo kicks him across the stage.
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Haha, funny as cursed banana hell! XD
There were a few panels that I could read any of the words on them.
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Well that's probably because YOU'RE ON YOUR PHONE! I keep tellng you Small ass screen isn't good for viewing things on it al the time.
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I tried viewing it on the computer as well. :/
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ouch x.x that looked hilarious and painful in the end, sucks to be eaten alive if you're a sentient banana
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HAHA "sentient Banana." Yeah, I'm wondering If I should follow up with this page, see what the aftermath was. Matteo the sentient monkey turd.
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that sounds comical already
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The best one I read in a while. I laughed the most at the massive amount of curses Matteo shouted at once xDD
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Well good. At least its coming off funny and not just swearing for swearing's sake. You probably understand the swears huh? How's your Italian?
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My Italian? Well, it's similar to the Spanish so I can understand some things. Like you could probably understand some Spanish as well xD
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Right. Well I don't know Spanish that much, anyting I do know is Mexican Spanish, not Spain Spanish which is noticably different I've been told.
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Well, it's mostly the vocabulary. And the accent. I don't think the difference is much bigger than between England and American english. Hmm... Maybe Australian?
Let's try! "ΒΏComprendes lo que estoy diciendo?"
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That would be called "The queens english" Vs. American English. There's a lot of cultural differences and idioms that can have quite a different meaning. Okay one good example is Pants(pantolones) Over here it refers to actual pants, which over there they call trousers, thusly, they call what we call "underpants" simply pants. So if I said "I really like my blue pants" there, they'd be thinking of blue underwear where here they'd be thinking of blue trousers of some sort.
Another example is the rear end of a car. Over here, we call it the trunk, there its the boot. here a boot is something that goes on your foot.
I don't know Spanish Lianyu. Ummm Comprendes is comprende which means understand? "Understand what I'm saying?"
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Something similar with Mexican and Spanish. For example, here "coger" means only 'take', but in Mexico it can be also refer to 'had sex with'. There are some more, but I remember this one particulary because I have to explain a lot of things after a misunderstanding xDD Also, there are words than here we never used, like 'mucama' (maid). You know, differences created due to the independence of countries with the same language looooooong ago.
(BTW, didn't know the boot info. Thanks for the information xD)
I don't know Italian either, but due to the similarities with my own language, I sort of understand it xD So I though you could understand a bit too. In fact, you're right, it's correct. See?Β
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haha yeah sometimes XD
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I don't say that a lot of times
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I love it! Β I think that Matteo should be a bit more gentle about what he is saying, he swears quite much. Well heck, it's still really awesome!
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That's kinda the idea, he's a mean foul mouthed and sometimes drunk old man. He's not a very nice guy in Bionicle MOCkery. Though I do worry a little if I'm overdoing it sometimes. I'm glad you think its awesome though. That's very reassuring.
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I see. Keep up the good work!
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Thanks I will.
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Lol, "blew all the money on special effects"
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I thought about doing a second one where Ku does his magic thing where it said "see->" but I didn't think about it till after I saved and closed down the program. Oh well Still got you to laugh and so that's worth it to me.
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Didn't like it?
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Sure did i like it. ItΒ΄s just... weird.Β
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