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I needed a way for explaining how Archi gets back to his old self after the scraping.
There's been a cure to that gawd awful scrap mutagen. And chamomile, how quaint. 
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Cast(in order of appearance).
Matteonette
Creator(me).
Matteo
Archimedes
Inspired by and based off of Hero Faffory By *Rahiden
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It was a contest Barrelex held a few years ago now. I won the first one, placed second in the second one I think. I don't remember now.
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Cool I checked it out (wish I could still send in bionicle mics I have a good one).
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Thank you. 
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Thanks Fenrek. 
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You must remember to send him a thank-you bomb.
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A thank you bomb?
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Thanks Greg. Glad you liked it, and thanks for reading.
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Welcome and it was my pleasure.
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Ha!Made it through my overly full inbox seriously,I need to stop letting it get over 5000 messages! xD
Onward to gushing~!xD
AISGhaligashlga--"Dank u,Papa." Oh God that's cute. Friggin' love Matteonette,Ori does~. Going to put him in a jar and feed him sugar on a spoon~.
CHAMOMILE AND ROSEMARY!The Full Heal of the world~!That's prolly been mentioned several times,but that is because it is too amusing not too~.
And here I thought Matty was being nice for once~. Ori was being a bit hopeful,it seems~.xD
I do so love the use of Italian for him,though. Some may find that sort of fing cliche,but I always love it when characters use their own tongue interspersed with English~<3. Prolly has somefing to do with growing up with my Dad and Grandparents mixing Spanish and English when talking...xD
But anywho,another awesome comic~<3!Always waiting for more eagerly~!
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I know, I thought that was so cute. I just wanted to hug him when reading that. Poor little guy. He gets treated so mean by Matteo. Most of the others can handle it, but not him, he's too sensitive.
Why would you want to stick him in a jar? He would appreciate the spoon fed sugar with out being trapped.
And I wouldn't mind a little sugar mah self ya know?
Hehe yeah, a few people have mentioned it. I figured something so quaint being the cure for this terrible mutagen would be a nice stab of irony. XP
I've been told that the ital-english is good and I should keep it, but stop translating it. What do you think?
I think this whole issue with the Italin/english thing might be the basis of my next comic page. I'm not quite sure if it works.
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YYyeesss...xD
Yyessh,I loves it~<3.
Poor,poor Matteonette.; u;
Because Ori has a fing with cute fings and jars,dunno why.xD
Ehahahah~.xD
It is rather amusing,indeed~!xD
I kinda like the idea of not translating because then stupid people like Ori will go google translate it...and meet with horrible language that will leave them in horrible for a moment before bursting into laughter.xD
I like the idea~! Knowing how amusing switching from one to the other language is first hand,I fink it's a lovely idea~.xD
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Glad you do.
Well then I guess you should be in a jar to. ;D
So is that a yes? :flrity: 
Chris, the guy who created the scrap world and thereby the Mutagen did some mock grumbling. "chamomile my ass."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 
But I do want to make sure the jokes are understandable, and that the humor translates.
Okay. Well I'm definitely keeping that.
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Ghee-hee~.
Maybe!....But then Ori would died from lack of playing with fings and GH fix,I imagine~.xD
Pppffttt~.xD
There you go,perfect plan~!xD
Ah,that's true~.xD
Hoorah~!
Ehahahaha,funny how it works like that~!xD
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Noooo. I would give you those things in the jar. <3
Pppffttt? D: Awww 
Hmmm So I supposes that's two people saying I should take out the translations. My friend Tom said I should just italicize the curse word, that way people know which one is the words they should know as curse words.
Hehe, yeah. Well so far all I really know is how to swear in Italian. So not that useful, or appropriate.
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Ghee,yey~!
Ehahaha,that works too~!xD
I didn't know that~!
What~? It's perfectly useful,can curse at somefing without anyone knowing it~!xD
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So what kinds of things would you like to be fed if put in a jar? :3
Maybe, we'll have to see.
Yeah. The US kinda has a stick up its ass about what goes on our TV. Hell there's countries that allow nudity in their commercials. Girly with her boobs hangin out, promotin beer. Hehe. And we're back to the boobs conversation.
Kinda. Though I think people could tell you're swearing at them in Italian. You'd have to change the inflection. Cause I still say it with the same inflection as english. "Piece of shit" still comes out the same. "Fuck that" or "off" is one word "Vaffanculo" so I guess that one is easier to get away with.
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Peanut butter!And tuna salad!And shrimpy~!And sushi~!
....Crazy commercial is crazy.xD
It truly is just one of those irrational fears Ori manages to pick up~.xD
Meh,for myself,it's more like "Ew,I wish I had some bandages around to bind these stupid fings,ahiglashglag." Though,I imagine that would subject Ori to more teasing about being a slightly more feminine,brown haired Dave Mustaine~.xD
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*warning creepy hitting on moment* You just got a little more attractive in my book Ori. Cause Peanut Butter, shirp and especially suchi are all awesome things that I love to eat. Tuna salad is fine to, I just never have it.
Whaaaat? Why? Like, I just don't understand. They're boobs, lumps of fat and glands on your chest. And they're probably not bad looking (from a guy's perspective at least)*creepy moment leak* Huh. Well, try not to get too self conscious about it. I'm sure you're a very pretty and cute brown haired girl. Like you said, you get hit on by the boys, so that must be true. But yeah, flatter or flattish girls get made fun of.
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Ehahahaha,favourite food fun~!xD 👍: 0 ⏩: 1
I don't knnnooowww,they just...irk me. I can't explain it at allll.xD
Ori doesn't worry about self-conscious too much,no worries~. ....Because you know,she's one of those girls who go out in the fings that don't fit,hair is hard rocker messy, only adornments are matching cross necklace and earrings,and God FORBID her glasses ever be clean or her socks match with her shoes exactly.xD
Surprisingly,the Dave Mustaine fing is all I get teased for...but that's more for my hair. Oh and there's always the height joke or "have you ever thought about being taller~?" To which Ori's answer is NNNNOOOOO.
Hehe yeah. My fave food is sushi and then probably pizza.
Huh. That's quite odd, but then again there's a lot of oddities about you. Its one of the reasons I like you so much. Geehee. 
HAHA See you describe that to me and it just sounds cute. You sound like a befangled mess of organized chaos. I go out in black band Tees that are probably a little faded, jeans or shorts, my glasses are hardly ever clean as well, and my hair gets combed once in the morning. I don't pay too much worry or attention to my self appearance. The way I see it. I'm ugly looking anyways, so why bother. People are gonna judge me regardless, might as well be comfortable and let em judge me for who I really am.
I got teased a lot back in school. I got called things like Shrek, ogre, caveman, troll.
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Pizza's okay....but sushi is amazing~.>u< ....Unless it has that weird slimy tuna on it.Then okay,no like.xD
Tee-hee~.xD
YESH~! I'm like the real world's SHEOGORATH~!....Or in this case SheORIgorath~.xD
Yyyeeaaahhh,haters gunna hate like that.||D
Aaawwww,poor Daveh.D: I never get made fun of to my face by people I don't know...probably because despite being fairly timid,Ori does tend to carry that air of "Come at me,bro,watch what happens." Crouching geek,hidden facenommer~!
I love being short,short is good~. Though,most people just can't seem to fathom that for some reason. It's kinda funny,really~.xD
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Pizza is good if done right. :3 But yesh, sushi is NOMderful. (nom+wonderful) I like it with the shushimi on it. I like those kind. If its got actual raw fish in it, even better.
A real world who? I KNOW NOT OF WHAT YOU SPEAK! MAKE SOME DAMNED SENSE WOMAN! HAHAH Like that's even possible for you. 
Ooooh I sure have. :/ Oh well. Hehe I can't really imagine that. I've got the cute timid, spazzy brown haired geeky girl image too deeply engrained in my brain. But it'd be interesting to see that. hahah "Crouching geek, face nommer."
It definitely has its advantages, less head trauma, can fit into small spaces. But it comes with the distinct advantage that you can't reach shit in high places.
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It is pretty good well done,yesh~. Especially FLUFFY CRUST~. >u<
Yyeesss,those are awesome.@o@ OTL,I don't know any of the names of the actual fings...or rather,I do,they're just all jumbled up somewhere in the "accidentally forgotten box".xD
Ehahahaha,cheap sushi does not exist in this "high-class" town that Ori dwells in....but that has the upside that Publix has their OWN FREAKIN' SUSHI CHEF,so good quality sushi without too HORRIBLE a price~. Wonderful little treat on special days~.xD
SHEOGORATH~!Lucky for you,I have a wiki~!AND CHEESE~!FOR EVERYONE~!...Wait,scratch that,cheese for no one~. ANYWAY~! [link]
YES~!Sense is saved for...for....well,it's saved for somefing,but I am not sure at the moment~!xD
Oh geez.D:
Ehahaha,Ori does it know how it works either,but it does,and for that,Ori is grateful...after all,it's not very tasteful to bloody some preppie chick's nose in church~!
I do try~!...Well,not really.Ori's just a derpy person,so it happens.xD
Yes,chairs are a highly praised place to perch to grab fings~! Though,our home is convientently laid out for short people,so I don't have too much troubles....Unless someone shoves the stupid napkins or cereal boxes too far back. I CAN'T REACH OVER THERE,PEOPLE.D:< xD
But yes,yes you could~. So much IAHLGIHALIGLHA would be had at that~.xD
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Yeahhhh I like the fluffy crust to. Good for having extra maranara sauce and dipping. :3
Okay what now. Your ori-speak got a little confusing here. You're talking about the different names for sushi right? Shushimi is the actual raw fish. it can either be the sliced fish you eat all by its delicious lonesome, or it can actually go in sushi.
Ooooh. You live in a "high class" city? Hehe. I guess I live in a..."Hopeless shit hole of despair." There's some nice ends of town with some "high classiness" spots to eat and shop at. Like a japanese place called Domo. Then there's Shi Ra soni that does the whole "cook it in front of you with the showmanship cook" style japanese place. like benihanas(if you know what I'm talking about). But...I am poor, my family is poor, and my father(who's the brokest saddest loser ever) likes sushi, my step dad does as well, but won't pay too much for it, and that's it. So that leaves me getting the mediocre buffet sushi. :/ Reno had so much better chinese and sushi places, but crap mexican food. That's the trade off here.
Okay, that confused me even more. What game is that from, who is he, and why is he were. ALso, this is a good time to make more sense and speak proper english. While I love the ori-speak...it makes things confusing when you explain things. You want me to have a proper understanding right?
Hehe. When do you ever know? That's a constant with you, doesn't make too much sense, requires some former knowledge of your weirdness to understand things you say, and you don't really know what's happening or why. Hehe. Ignorance is bliss, and you're obviously a very blissful person. ^~^
HAHAHA That'd be so awesome. I'd love to see that. That's the kind of situation where it'd be bad for everyone else involved, but I'd make it absolutely worse by laughing hysterically, and commending you on a job well done, thusly earning me much disfavor amongst those involved. Moral of this story, A) don't take me to church. We don't get along, and B) don't wupp some preppie chick's ass in front of me because I'd probably give you a high five.
Yes they are. I'm 6'2" and I still need a chair to lift up and see what's on top of the china cabinet if I can't "feel" out what I'm looking for. But as far as reaching things in cupboards, I don't have a problem with that. And I don't think my house was short people intended. We've got cupboards that go all the way to the ceiling.
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I don't dip it much in marinara sauce...I love tomato-ish sauces,but at the end of the day,Ori just likes stuff like crust by itself.xD
Yyyeesss~.
Aaahhh,I see~!
Yyeaahhh,it's one of those communities with a lot of old,rich people.xD
OH geez.||D
...DOMO-KUN~!
Is not fair!D:
Ori actually doesn't get sushi much,either. But that's by choice,you know,keep it special~.
ALRIGHT,let me attempt this.xD
Sheogorath is the Daedric(technically,an Immortal...fing.xD) Prince of Madness;the Madgod from the Elder Scroll games;specifically,the expansion for Oblivion called the Shivering Isles. Iiiii can't explain him better then that other then,he's just...awesome.xD Large ham that loves CHEESE,both evil and good....well,it's just better to look up a Shivering Isles "Let's Play" or whatever they're called and experience the madness.||D Also,in Skyrim,there's a mission involving him called the Mind of Madness~. Look that one up,too~. ESpecially look for one with audio of a player not expecting him~. Hilarium up to eleven~.
Yesh,Ori pretty much makes a point to embody mania without being diagnosed and,anyway,if there's a "cure" for being loud,happy,and hyper,I sure as bloody hell don't want it~.xD
Ehahahah~. Oh Daveh~.xD
Oh good Lord,tall cabinets are tall,Ori would die....or lose any tatter of sanity left,anyway.xD
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Didn't really know what else to say. Thanks?
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Chamomile and rosemary, the essence of all things living.
Funny as ever dude
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Well yeah, that's one way to look at it. I was going for some kind of Quaint "cure-all" kind of thing.
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I think he was mock grumbling, he didn't seem overly butthurt.
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Yeah, I think so...At least I hope. It wasn't meant to be an insult.
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Yeah, Matteo is a dick like that.
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HAHA yeah. That was my favorite panel in this one. I like the pose to. Matteo was also supposed to be sneaking up to get his bag when Matteo-nette looks over at him.
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You should do more of these. I'm even learning some Italian too.
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Hehe thank you.
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really? you parody my scrap universe now? this means war..
*grumbling* chamomile my ass....*
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Awwwww. Come on...I thought you'd get a laugh at it. Hey, if we can't laugh at ourselves, then what can we laugh at? 
Nothing is safe in bionicle MOCkery.
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