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Description Oh yes, there will be more. You're next, James.

I started with this one because "Richard fangasming over the Zonda" was the original requested image for the trade that spawned... eh, that other drawing of Richard, and thus, =HamHamRibon-chan has been included in the picture, because she's the one who wanted this drawn in the first place (I figured it wasn't fair to use this as my end of that trade, since I'd been going to draw it anyway). She's also there because I didn't feel like going back and finding that episode egain so I could draw the real pair of Hamstards that Jeremy was talking to, and since there's got to be two of them, I just chucked myself in as the other one. In most cases where there's a Generic Audience Member involved, I'll probably be using myself as said member, unless it's a dude.

I seem to be getting better at drawing cars, too - the Zonda was easier to draw than Beulah and Oliver both.


If you have a quote you'd like illustrated, tell me - and if you can, say which episode it was in so I can label it properly in the title when I do draw it. Oh, and try to keep it to just one person's line; it works better that way when I'm doing New-Yorker-style captions like this. So far I've got nine, plus three more that I still have to find the episodes for.


More Top Quotes:
S02E04 - [link]
S05E09 - [link]
S06E06 - [link]
S07E01 - [link]



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Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, Plangkye, and HamHam all belong to themselves.
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Comments: 76

ArmamentDawg [2014-12-31 03:13:12 +0000 UTC]

Great picture.

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addictedtocars [2014-12-20 21:35:04 +0000 UTC]

No wonder he's already in love, it's a zonda!

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MilesW1998 [2014-09-22 03:19:00 +0000 UTC]

S02E01 - Richard:I AM A DRIVING GOD!

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WildfiretheTiger [2013-06-04 22:02:27 +0000 UTC]

How about when Jeremy went to the World Cup final to, "Watch a Dutchman kick a Spaniard in the heart," and came back with a noisemaker of some sort (whatever that thing is called), hands it to James, hoping that his degree in music will help him make it work, and Richard says, "God, if you play a solo, I'll kick you," and all you hear of James is his tubulated breath?
Or, when Jeremy is criticizing James's sailboat for not having a keel, and he says, "...The slightest breath of wind, and he'll just go, a-BUTH-th."?

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OriginAtrocity [2013-01-22 01:36:00 +0000 UTC]

Suggestions for amusing Top Gear quote-pictures, eh? I may be a bit late to the party but... no matter!

S04E03 - Jeremy: "ONE POUND!!" (As there's not much to draw when he actually shouts it, perhaps go for him triumphantly standing atop his Volvo, doing the "loser!" salute, which he does right afterwards!)

S05E08 - James: "You've gotta be KIDDING!! I can't believe that!" (or "Permission to say 'cock' for the second time this--... I've even abandoned my luggage!") as/after Jeremy drives his Ferrari 612 past him on Verbier high street.

The Winter Olympics Special - Jeremy: "I can guarantee that won't stop the Mini. Partly because it's not substantial enough. But mostly because you've built that in front of that slope and the Mini... is coming down THAT one!". Cue the laughter.

S10E02
- Richard: "I can just see sky, sea, sky, SEA!! Quite scared! Quite scared! Quite REALLY scared!"
- James: *thwack! (the boom of the Triumph Herald sailboat vs James' head)* "...ow!!"


S11E04 - Jeremy: "....HELP!!", in response to the Japanese satellite navigation system.

S12E08 (Vietnam Special) - Jeremy: "I AM THE MOST MISERABLE HUMAN BEING ALIVE! WHERE'S THIS RESTAURANT?! WHERE IS IT?!", as he trundles along the road on a scooter in the dark.

S12E08 (Vietnam Special) - Richard: "AAAAAAAAAAGH!!! THE SPEEEEEEED!", flying past Jeremy on his bike.

S15E04 - Jeremy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!", as the truck overtakes his three-floor motorhome/RV.

S16E02 - Richard: "What is this thing?! It's INSANE!!" (or "Is it a van? Is a van a commercial vehicle? You could've warned me! I got the shock of my life!!"), during/after his drag race in the Jaguar XJ220-propelled Ford Transit van.

Anyway, that huge list aside, I only stumbled across these Top Gear quote pictures today and I certainly approve. Poor fangirls, indeed. If there was ever a manga made out of Hamster and a Zonda, he would probably look like that in just about every panel. Nice work!

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Rockmusic1138 [2012-12-12 06:49:26 +0000 UTC]

you know i found out about the Zonda because of Richard! and this would really happen!!

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plangkye In reply to Rockmusic1138 [2012-12-12 14:25:05 +0000 UTC]

It did really happen; all these little single-panel cartoons are me illustrating actual quotes from the show

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shadowthepredator [2012-06-30 08:29:26 +0000 UTC]

How about in the Polar special, James and Clarkson are playing I spy, May begins to say I spy with my little eye something that begins with, and then Clarkson cuts him off saying if it begins with s he is going to kill him. Since they are in the Arctic and the only thing there is out there is snow and sky

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plangkye In reply to shadowthepredator [2012-07-01 01:14:37 +0000 UTC]

Exchanges are nice but what I'm really looking for is one-liners.

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shadowthepredator In reply to plangkye [2012-07-01 02:30:50 +0000 UTC]

Bolivia special, their cars are getting searched at the chilean border clarkson says "I hope he doesn't find the tampons, or rather worringly ( however you spell that word), the viagra.

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plangkye In reply to shadowthepredator [2012-07-01 03:51:07 +0000 UTC]

Possible.

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shadowthepredator In reply to plangkye [2012-07-01 14:16:30 +0000 UTC]

ok

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Lambolp560 [2012-06-22 03:29:34 +0000 UTC]

i can tell that richerard loves his zonda r

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betr-thn-u25 [2012-06-17 23:30:05 +0000 UTC]

Those poor fangirls. Wait, isn't the Hamster married?

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plangkye In reply to betr-thn-u25 [2012-06-19 04:26:41 +0000 UTC]

Yes.

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BlueHecate [2012-04-22 01:29:32 +0000 UTC]

NOOOOOOOOO...still awesome, but NOOOOOOOOOO!

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zauberin3477 [2012-02-21 07:08:13 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry, I would pick the car too.

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hashrulsubzero [2011-12-08 18:04:42 +0000 UTC]

Where's Oliver xD ?

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plangkye In reply to hashrulsubzero [2011-12-09 19:12:33 +0000 UTC]

Over here --> [link]

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Jaikei [2011-07-25 07:31:35 +0000 UTC]

Geez, you really nailed Clarkson's hair. I mean, really, that's terrific...

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plangkye In reply to Jaikei [2011-07-26 15:00:13 +0000 UTC]

Thanks He's surprisingly easy to draw.

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MeaninglessArtist [2011-07-19 08:49:21 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHAHHA
LOL
This is epic...

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WereWolfGirl97 [2011-07-11 19:47:44 +0000 UTC]

lol XD

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TemptressMoon [2011-07-08 05:48:00 +0000 UTC]

Lol, love that part

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MythicPhoenix [2011-04-07 17:09:34 +0000 UTC]

I was actually watching this one today too XD

This part is hilarious :3

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importracer1992 [2011-02-28 17:11:59 +0000 UTC]

NICE, Dude do you live in the U.K.

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plangkye In reply to importracer1992 [2011-02-28 19:18:45 +0000 UTC]

Nope. Colorado or Massachusetts, depending on whether school is in session.

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importracer1992 In reply to plangkye [2011-03-01 15:16:07 +0000 UTC]

cool dude i live in Texas, hey may i ask how u found out about it and where do u see the series.

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tehpwnage7 [2011-02-07 21:57:53 +0000 UTC]

girls and a pagani zonda... i choose both!

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chipiri [2011-02-04 08:45:42 +0000 UTC]

I LOVE this show, and now I NEED to youtube "richard hammond" and "zonda" to see if I can find this, thanks!

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plangkye In reply to chipiri [2011-02-08 07:14:29 +0000 UTC]

Season 5 episode 4

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tehpwnage7 [2011-01-22 21:27:53 +0000 UTC]

hmm hot girls vs pagani zonda i pick both

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pandaeyes105 [2010-11-24 06:34:30 +0000 UTC]

i want to find this episode! does anyone know what it is?
and well done! i love it

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plangkye In reply to pandaeyes105 [2010-11-24 07:32:58 +0000 UTC]

They're all labeled! This one is episode four of series five.

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pandaeyes105 In reply to plangkye [2010-11-24 08:20:15 +0000 UTC]

oh righhttt. lol thanks!

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MartyWitch [2010-11-16 07:08:09 +0000 UTC]

Wow. This really made me laugh so very hard... nicely done.

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TimpGod1 [2010-10-23 04:15:52 +0000 UTC]

This is fantastic! One of the funniest quotes i've ever heard Jezza say.

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SkyDiggityDive-art [2010-09-19 21:34:36 +0000 UTC]

thats amazing so loveleh

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Lightninging63 [2010-08-11 00:59:08 +0000 UTC]

lol at Richard. He and the car make a cute couple

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The-Navigators [2010-08-05 02:40:26 +0000 UTC]

What episode was this?

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T-MAN0517 [2010-07-05 05:23:12 +0000 UTC]

lmao. Funnier than the clip from the show. The funnier thing was the reaction when Jeremy put the zonda on the seriously uncool section of the cool wall in one of the later seasons. XD

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vampie-knight-roks [2010-07-03 10:52:53 +0000 UTC]

Top Gear is sssooo AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! ilove top gear and hammond is my favourite out of the lot. IT'S AWESOME!!!!!! your really cool at drawing by the way

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MsVampire13 [2010-06-25 21:53:57 +0000 UTC]

When I saw this on tv I laughed so hard XD
Now it's even more funnier ;D

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Ashura-TheHedgehog [2010-06-13 22:00:51 +0000 UTC]

awesome

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ShadowPorsche [2010-05-26 19:06:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh man I love Top Gear

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psycothehedgey [2010-04-13 21:10:16 +0000 UTC]

HOLY CRAP I REMEMBER THAT EPISODE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE DO ONE OF THE BOTSWANA ADVENTURE WHEN HAMMOND SAYS "is it like a barbecue smell"

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plangkye In reply to psycothehedgey [2010-04-13 22:07:31 +0000 UTC]

I'll keep that in mind!

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psycothehedgey In reply to plangkye [2010-04-13 23:10:35 +0000 UTC]

thanks

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BlameEden [2010-04-13 09:35:32 +0000 UTC]

cant really blame him its a zonda damn it

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Rose-in-the-Night [2010-04-10 18:55:40 +0000 UTC]

REALLY LOVE THIS DOODLE!!!

this is so true! - saw the episode this came from - that was a really funny moment!

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