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polishedpieceofdirt β Stereotypical Basic White Girl
Published: 2017-01-27 12:22:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 3364; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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Please don't be offended by this,if you are anything like this I'm sure you're actually a pretty cool person!Keep in mind that this is tongue-in-cheek and not to be taken too seriously.This is just me stereotyping the typical white girl that I encounter.It's probably not even very accurate.Chill out already.Related content
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HOW TO IDENTIFY ME.
- Messy ass hair, probably hasn't been brushed in days.
- not holding phone, uses it too much at home so the battery is completely fucked.
- acting like a crazy mofo
- ugly ass face, doesn't wear makeup ever.
- long shorts or jeans to cover up chubby legs.
- gender neutral shirts, with cool lookin patterns or pictures.
- carrying nothing because she'd put it down and forget it.
- dull greys and blacks OR pastel/dark colours that are easy on the eyes.
- unevenly tanned, pale face, darker legs, and even darker arms. (-\(*-*)/-)
- singing to herself.
- staring into space.
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HOW TO IDENTIFY ME
- Never brushes hair,is greasy as fuck
- doesn't have phone,is too poor
- people probably debating whether or not to call the straight jacket patrol
- wears so much makeup i looks like a panda
- long jeans because to lazy to wax legs.
you are welcome.
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so.... ugly?
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Nope. I'm not a mirror,sorry.
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your poor mirrorΒ
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Tsk,tsk,tsk. So rude... If I didn't know better,I'd say you were jealous,and trying to take your own self esteem issues out on me,since I clearly handle being flawed much better than you.
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nahΒ I'm perfΒ
not ugly like u and ur girlfriend
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*Perfect. 'perf' is not a word.
That's a cute attempt at trying to make me mad,but it's also very weak. Next,please...
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