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Published: 2006-09-30 07:55:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 1782; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 10
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Description Alright, back in the action with more comic-ness. As soon as I got back in school, I started procrastinating like crazy again... So now that my buffer of three comics all got used up, I have to do another one

As to the whole Hypno Jesus thing: you might want to check the comments area to read Leo 's explaination. Trust me, it's funny.
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Comments: 14

MorwenMD [2006-10-21 07:24:45 +0000 UTC]

You perform your duties so dutifully.

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polive In reply to MorwenMD [2006-10-21 17:52:30 +0000 UTC]

it is because I am a faithful follower

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puddingninja [2006-10-07 17:38:05 +0000 UTC]

hhahahhaha i so wish i had gone to that hypnotist show, tell me when you get the video up, i want to see it XD

and brilliant with the holy water *snicker*

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f4shi0nabl3 [2006-10-02 15:43:01 +0000 UTC]

Does Leo actually have a hat like that?

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polive In reply to f4shi0nabl3 [2006-10-03 00:01:38 +0000 UTC]

I guess he'll be making one now.

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f4shi0nabl3 In reply to polive [2006-10-03 21:56:14 +0000 UTC]

cause I really want to do a picture of him with that hat just like that.

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Onidas In reply to polive [2006-10-03 17:34:45 +0000 UTC]

I totally will. Halloween is going to rock.

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Onidas [2006-10-01 18:22:05 +0000 UTC]

For Halloween, I am going as le Jezuz. And I'm making a cardboard halo for myself. THUS IT IS WRITTEN, AND THUS IT SHALL BE!!!

Onto Hypno Jesus: There was a hypnotist show at Savannah College of Art and Design, and I ran up to be a volunteer to be hypnotized. During the show, I successfully resuscitated an apple with CPR. Here's the exchange as I remember it.

Hypnotist: "You just saved that apple! You know what that makes you?"
Me: "A... hero?"
Hypnotist: "Well, yes, but something more than a hero."
Me: "Um...Jesus?"
Hypnotist: "I wouldn't go that far."
Me: "I'm Jesus!"

I then proceed to make a cross with my arms. He walked away and I stood up and pantomimed being crucified. Half the audience went "Oooh! (We can't take a joke!)" The other half bust out laughing.

If it was in question before, now I'm guaranteed a place in Hell. Now I just have to acquire a high rez video and put it up on youtube.

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Solitaire19 In reply to Onidas [2008-04-02 09:40:30 +0000 UTC]

hahaha awesome
Love the lines you come up with

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lainwiththedevil In reply to Onidas [2007-02-01 23:55:59 +0000 UTC]

did you actually beleive that, or were you doing that for fun as a joke? Either way, that's really very funny.

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NocturnalZombi In reply to Onidas [2006-10-15 03:55:19 +0000 UTC]

u should come to my party when u get to hell....my friend..told me i'm going to hell for all eternity when i die(seriously she ment it)..so me and most of my friends decided we're having a party..yay party..

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Silveraxe [2006-09-30 14:57:24 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha XD
I was reading Battle Pope just two days ago! I dunno if you read it, but it's hilarous! Just reminded me of that, with the halo and stuff XD

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AstroRobyn [2006-09-30 14:56:51 +0000 UTC]

You used my holy water bit. It is appropriate for hypno jesus.

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UndeadSeras [2006-09-30 14:28:41 +0000 UTC]

Lol!

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