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Published: 2013-08-31 22:39:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 2847; Favourites: 51; Downloads: 2
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Description Something quick I whipped up for my amusement. I often wish that Friendly was mountable, he would make a pimp ass wolf headdress or something. So here he is speculating on how amazingly awesome of a mount he could have been had his legs haven't been cut off and all that slippage lol.
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tigris115 [2018-05-04 02:27:51 +0000 UTC]

Since you're into taxidermy, do you know about Carl Akeley

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mybaeisnetflix [2016-07-22 03:15:17 +0000 UTC]

Hello? Its for you, Chuck Norris wants his wolf back.

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AkiraTheBrave [2014-05-30 16:38:04 +0000 UTC]

Haha first word that comes to my head: Swag.

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Glam-Nation-Stables [2013-09-01 19:04:11 +0000 UTC]

Chuck Norris: That's my kind of wolf

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Ziblink [2013-09-01 10:56:35 +0000 UTC]

It's amazing he can speculate with no brain, but then businesspeople and politicians do it all the time so...


This is a strangely adorable picture.



(Also I'm sure you can get him some spare fluff and combine that into a mount.)

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pookyhorse In reply to Ziblink [2013-09-01 14:35:52 +0000 UTC]

He's special XD. Hahah that would be alot of fluff, his whole side, armpits and lil bits and pieces are bald XD I guess whoever skinned him didn't do it properly.

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Ziblink In reply to pookyhorse [2013-09-02 03:12:34 +0000 UTC]

Well I've made mounts before out of three separate individuals. (Nothing nearly so big as a wolf, but still.)

Possibly he had mange? I've seen dogs that look like something from Alien when they get a bad case.

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pookyhorse In reply to Ziblink [2013-09-02 03:29:13 +0000 UTC]

Well that sounds like fun! XD

I dunno, usually they toss those furs out because they get that nasty scaly skin/rubbed fur look all over from what I've seen. All zombie looking yeck. He has very very lush and thick fur. Then just straight up complete bald spots in places here and there. He has no rubbed spots. I'm thinking he just got some slippage, probably wasn't dressed properly before tanning. Hideandfur sell some like him from time to time(i remember they had a wolf on there with half it's tail slipped and it looked like a poodle's XD)

You can see his bald spots here. They're mostly just on his tummy and that one big spot on his side.

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Ziblink In reply to pookyhorse [2013-09-02 03:33:29 +0000 UTC]

Tsk! People should know how to do these things properly. Maybe it was an apprentice what did it. It's a shame, a big shame.

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pookyhorse In reply to Ziblink [2013-09-02 03:56:05 +0000 UTC]

Yeah it is! Too bad they couldn't leave his feet on either, bet he had HUGE feet.

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Ziblink In reply to pookyhorse [2013-09-03 04:19:10 +0000 UTC]

We should call him Flatfoot, see if he notices.

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Aspi-Galou [2013-09-01 09:35:16 +0000 UTC]

Muscular wolfie !

Even Chuck Norris won't fight with him !!

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pookyhorse In reply to Aspi-Galou [2013-09-01 14:36:07 +0000 UTC]

XDD

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Aspi-Galou In reply to pookyhorse [2013-09-01 14:44:31 +0000 UTC]

And also, it's the Wolfaboos' god !! XD

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dragonfoot455 [2013-09-01 00:38:35 +0000 UTC]

Of course why kill something if your not going to use every part of it right?

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pookyhorse In reply to dragonfoot455 [2013-09-01 00:39:42 +0000 UTC]

I'm not TOO sure if they didn't use everything that's always going to be a mystery for me.

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dragonfoot455 In reply to pookyhorse [2013-09-01 00:40:19 +0000 UTC]

For sure

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dragonfoot455 [2013-09-01 00:03:14 +0000 UTC]

The irony in this is if he was so bad ass why was he turned into a pelt?

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pookyhorse In reply to dragonfoot455 [2013-09-01 00:11:24 +0000 UTC]

He was probably hunted by a substance hunter, they will typically cut the fur off just for the pelt and leave the legs behind.

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dragonfoot455 In reply to pookyhorse [2013-09-01 00:21:58 +0000 UTC]

well that's a waste of a good pelt

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pookyhorse In reply to dragonfoot455 [2013-09-01 00:25:30 +0000 UTC]

It is. It would worth more entire not to mention the claws have value, never understand why they do that.

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NoodleSuperPot [2013-08-31 23:53:14 +0000 UTC]

XD poor thing! 

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pookyhorse In reply to NoodleSuperPot [2013-09-01 00:11:52 +0000 UTC]

XDD

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MoonstonetheWolfy [2013-08-31 22:49:07 +0000 UTC]

World record most BADASS WOLF X'D

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pookyhorse In reply to MoonstonetheWolfy [2013-08-31 23:15:08 +0000 UTC]

A FACT! lol

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