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Woah, first comic I made in at least 4 years.
But yeah, Skyrim's a really top notch adventure game but nothing is perfect...
...the npc's have the intelligence of a plastic cone...
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Every. Single. Possible. Fricking. TIME!
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I had the EXAME situation only as a stormcloak,I hate skyrim kids so much
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YE STORMCLOAKS
And I had that same problem except with Lucia. I had her adopted and she was outside for some reason. She just said:
Mama! Can I have an allowance?
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oh ja! the kids always ask fer money and gifts at the worst timeΒ possible!
"Sissel,Daddy's busy defending the house fromΒ banditsΒ and a giant! here,have a dagger...."
and high 5 fellowΒ stormdude!
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When you have immortality you tend to not care about combat.
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aw shit, your right!
spoiled brats, with their youtubes, and spotifies and immortalities! >: /
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Well once they become of age one can only hope they have some combat skills and experience. Or else they will be the first to die when they are forced to fight for their lives!
If I were in their place I would be wearing all kinds of armor and wielding all kinds of weapons. I would be confronting enemies and slaying them for practice and training. Because hey, when you cannot be killed and only knocked out then you can learn how to fight the hard way.
You would think that they would be the most valuable fighters in Skyrim. Soldiers that simply cannot be killed.
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Reminds me of a random courier delivering me a message while I was fighting a ancient dragon
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Have you come across the NPCs who either say they're going to join the Imperial legion or the Stormcloaks and they're headed to the wrong city?
my case:
NPC1: "I'm jonging the Imperial Legion, a unified empire is best for everybody!" *as he walks towards Windhelm*
NPC2: "I'm off to join the Stormcloaks, Ulfric's got it right." *as he walks towards Solitude*
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Their planning to earn their way in by destroying the hq of the rival factions.
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That, or they're actually moles.
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Would make sense since stormcloak guy is a imperial
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someone give them a brochure about the factions!!
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And a map.
And the guy who wanted to join the Stormcloaks walked right past a trio of them!
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Well if the player wants to join the Stormcloaks they have to go to the palace of the kings.
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it's like having a blind man walk through a maze
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This is why my Dunmer gal married Farkas AFTER the Civil War.
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GO AWAY ANNOYING SHOP CHILD DON'T MAKE ME MOD MY GAME TO KILL YOU
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Don't kill her kill braith
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eeh I like that girl, but I don't like braith, she bullys my kids
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I see. Me and my family left Whiterun long time ago, so I don't have that problem. But instead i have problem with returning there in case i need. Mostly because of those children+Nazeem
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I live in Lakeview manor but before then I lived in whiterun and it made me upset when Braith would bully my kids, but now they next toΒ a "peaceful" lake and get to pickpocket Nazeem. almost all the other kids are alright well exept the jarls kids. I can't be the only one that hates them
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You aren't) But they are always in Dragonsreach and i haven't been there since civil war(place is boring), so my hatred is getting weaker.
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I had moved my family to the safety of Lakeview Manor before defending Whiterun from the Stormcloaks, only to find my daughter Lucia frolicking around in the carnage. The conversation went like this:
Lucia: Mama! Let's play a game!Β
Emilia: Β WTF are you doing out here?! I'm going to KILL your father!
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Quite the family you have there
Lucia's got nerves of steel. She'll be a great warrior someday.
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Never thought of it that way, but yeah xD
she will!
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Nazeem: Do you get to the cloud district often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don't.
Me: Dude...there's a battle going on right here.
*arrow kills Nazeem*
Me: -_- Don't say I didn't warn you...wonder if he has anything good on him?
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I killed him once myself because he was annoying me and I did the same thing only to find out that even in death he still pisses me off cause he had relatively nothing on him.
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i was playing as a Stormcloak one day. My men and i burst through the gate, cutting down legionaries and Whiterun Guards alike. Guess which stupid son of a b**** decided it was a good time to preach rabidly during a fierce battle?
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Know what else is WTF inducing? When youre fighting a dragon and some poor guard NPC gets hit by an arrow and then they come after YOU,like DUDE DO YOU NOT SEE THE FUCKING DRAGON?! Then I gotta bribe my way out of jail time for the thousandths time.
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well at least she didnt take an arrow to the knee
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Walking into traps like it's some sort of pasttime. Telling you the most important stuff (and by that I mean unimportant) when you don't care. Rushing headfirst into battle with a dragon without realizing it'll kill them.
Yep, they definitely have the intelligence of a plastic cone.
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They are Nords the only things they do is kill, steal and kill some more. there is not enough room for intelligence inside their heads.
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Don't forget the mead! Nords love their mead.
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Don't forget asking if someone stole your FUCKING sweet roll!!!!!
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Let me guess...
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If you're going to guess that it annoys me when I walk next to someone and they tell me their life story and I couldn't give more of a fuck? Then yes it does.
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There's a mod for Morrowind called "Shut up!" that keeps NPCs from talking to you when you walk by them. Dunno if there's anything like that for Oblivion or Skyrim.
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Great something else that makes me want to have a good computer.
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I don't claim to have the best PC ever, but Skyrim isn't really that demanding. Unless you install ENB mods.
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