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PRASTSHACKER β HOWDY HO, S.T.A.L.K.E.R
Published: 2010-09-05 06:08:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 4734; Favourites: 98; Downloads: 162
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LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESSTO DEFEAT, THE SNORKS
DID THEY SEND ME FAGGOTS
WHEN I ASKED FOR BROS?
You're the saddest bunch, I've ever met
But you can bet, before we're through
Mister I'll make a STALKER out of you
TRANQUIL AS DARK FOREST
BUT ON FIRE, WITHIN
ONCE YOU FIND THE WISH GRANTER
YOU ARE SURE TO WIN
You're a spineless, pale
Pathetic lot
And the Zone has claimed you
Somehow, I'll make a Stalker, out of you
I'm never gonna catch my breath
Say good-bye to those who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in Cordon
for shooting Military
This guy's got 'em scared to death
Hope he doesn't see right through me
Now I really wish that I
knew how to sprint
BE A BRO
We must be swift as
the stampeding flesh
BE A BRO
With all the force
of a great blowout
BE A BRO
With all the strength
of an enraged bloodsucker
Mysterious as the
dark site of Monolith
TIME IS RACING TOWARD US
TILL THE DOGS ARRIVE
HEED MY EVERY ORDER
AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE
You're unsuited for
the rage of war
So pack up, go home
you're through
How could I make a STALKER
out of you?
BE A BRO
We must be swift as
the stampeding flesh
BE A BRO
With all the force
of a great blowout
BE A BRO
With all the strength
of an enraged bloodsucker
Mysterious as the
dark site of Monolith
BE A BRO
We must be swift as
the stampeding flesh
BE A BRO
With all the force
of a great blowout
BE A BRO
With all the strength
of an enraged bloodsucker
Mysterious as the
dark site of Monoliiiiiith
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Comments: 17
i damn near lost my shit reading this. Good job man
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Of all the mutants, it's the Bloodsuckers I fear the most. That damn running speed and natural cloaking!
Great parody song BTW!
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This is really awesome! Though, I hate bloodsuckers in-game... Is the description a stalker song? Cause I sang along to it while reading!^^
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Looks very menacing... better take him out with a shotgun.
This is by far the best bloodsucker fan art I've seen.
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Hey stalker, come over here, lets have a little chat.
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Probably one of the few situations where the line would lose its humorous tone.
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Damn, talk about meeting something on a bad night, not that 
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i tried to hum several melodies i know and nothing fits! tell me, what song it is?!
you sure are an awesome.. poet : D
and the picture is very interestingly done, i like the contrast between detailed texturing and the bold lineart. very nice indeed C:
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