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One Nobody’s trash can be another Nobody’s treasure at the ORG INFINITUS SWAP MEET! Bring those dusty old knick-knacks, tchotchkes, and curios down to the common room and pawn them off on some other poor sucker so that you don’t have to look at it anymore!

Reixyl has brought some gently used wares to trade, have a look!

     BUY

SOLD! Item 1: Stained Robe <\s>

A beautiful, delicate pink sheer robe with ostrich feather trim. It has been very well taken care of for the most part, but there seems to be a dark stain near the hem that won’t come out. The dress form is not included.

“Oh my, good eye! This was a personal favorite from my wardrobe for a long while… but you know how fashion is- ever evolving and what-not. I dare say it would look excellent on your body type!”

SOLD! Item 2: Half-bottle of Ifrit Fire Whiskey

Half a bottle of whiskey in a decorative decanter. No matter how much you try to cool it, the bottle will always feel warm to the touch.

One good shot of this and your Nobody will immediately spit a single fireball the size of a baseball. There is enough in the bottle for three shots. It will also give you a sour stomach for the rest of the day, so don’t do more than one a day or Noxie will have to treat you for ulcers and a burnt esophagus!

“Ah yes, this was gifted to me by a lovely organization member who is no longer with us. I would keep it but the stuff gives me terrible acid reflux. I’ll throw in a bottle of Tumx for free if you offer me something good for it…”

SOLD! Item 3: Ominous Tarot Cards

A worn deck of Tarot cards featuring the minor and major arcana and a threadbare velvet bag. There is an eye motif in gold thread embroidered on the bag, which matches the foiled eye on the back of each card. While beautiful, the cards have a weird vibe…

Once a week, you may ask the cards a question using the classic divination method and you will receive an accurate reading. Be careful though: the more you ask, the weirder the outcomes get.

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT EXCEED MORE THAN ONE READING A WEEK.

“Yes, they’re a little worse-for-wear but they work perfectly fine! Care for a reading?”

     SELL

“Oh, you’d like to swap? Of course!”

To offer a trade for Reixyl, please comment below with your Nobody’s name and the item offered! I would prefer that you complete the meme BEFORE offering anything.

If you can, offer In-Character! It’s more fun that way.

     TALK

He seems a little preoccupied at the moment…

     EXIT

"Ciao!"

Description

One Nobody’s trash can be another Nobody’s treasure at the ORG INFINITUS SWAP MEET! Bring those dusty old knick-knacks, tchotchkes, and curios down to the common room and pawn them off on some other poor sucker so that you don’t have to look at it anymore!

Reixyl has brought some gently used wares to trade, have a look!

     BUY

SOLD! Item 1: Stained Robe <\s>

A beautiful, delicate pink sheer robe with ostrich feather trim. It has been very well taken care of for the most part, but there seems to be a dark stain near the hem that won’t come out. The dress form is not included.

“Oh my, good eye! This was a personal favorite from my wardrobe for a long while… but you know how fashion is- ever evolving and what-not. I dare say it would look excellent on your body type!”

SOLD! Item 2: Half-bottle of Ifrit Fire Whiskey

Half a bottle of whiskey in a decorative decanter. No matter how much you try to cool it, the bottle will always feel warm to the touch.

One good shot of this and your Nobody will immediately spit a single fireball the size of a baseball. There is enough in the bottle for three shots. It will also give you a sour stomach for the rest of the day, so don’t do more than one a day or Noxie will have to treat you for ulcers and a burnt esophagus!

“Ah yes, this was gifted to me by a lovely organization member who is no longer with us. I would keep it but the stuff gives me terrible acid reflux. I’ll throw in a bottle of Tumx for free if you offer me something good for it…”

SOLD! Item 3: Ominous Tarot Cards

A worn deck of Tarot cards featuring the minor and major arcana and a threadbare velvet bag. There is an eye motif in gold thread embroidered on the bag, which matches the foiled eye on the back of each card. While beautiful, the cards have a weird vibe…

Once a week, you may ask the cards a question using the classic divination method and you will receive an accurate reading. Be careful though: the more you ask, the weirder the outcomes get.

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT EXCEED MORE THAN ONE READING A WEEK.

“Yes, they’re a little worse-for-wear but they work perfectly fine! Care for a reading?”

     SELL

“Oh, you’d like to swap? Of course!”

To offer a trade for Reixyl, please comment below with your Nobody’s name and the item offered! I would prefer that you complete the meme BEFORE offering anything.

If you can, offer In-Character! It’s more fun that way.

     TALK

He seems a little preoccupied at the moment…

     EXIT

"Ciao!"