MensjeDeZeemeermin [2019-12-26 04:59:59 +0000 UTC]
And to you!
Christmas Shoppin' at Harbor FreightI got ya sumpin really great
A Christmas gift from Harbor Freight!
If not for people nice like me
How would Christmas in China be?
Hold on, Honey, ain't it great?
Christmas gift from HARBOR FREIGHT!
Wut sez 'hug me' like a vise?
Twenny percent off the price!
Santa came in with his pack
Left a twelve-ton bottle jack!
Once we use THAT, tew be sure,
Our happy home won't sag no more!
Look there yonder on our tree!
What else COULD those blue things be?
Orneryments, and lights, both, free!
(Mind the leakin' battery!)
I got yuh hammers, tongs 'n saws,
And some tin snips, just because
Chrismas prezents ur the proof
That I've helped yuh fix thuh roof!
Honey-pot, don't get so frantic!
Shore I WUZ feelin' romantic..
Paid a tribute to yore charm!
Got yuh yore own RAPE ALARM!
Got a hose to siphon water,
Got yuh an ELECTRIC SWATTER.
Bought that greenhouse yew admired!
(Six weeks' 'sembly is required).
And there's more, just look at that
Laser-light amuse the cat.
Now all he can do is crawl.
Shouldn'
The figures are vivid, distinct, and memorable.
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