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rachaelm5 — Holstein Dragon
Published: 2007-08-10 21:29:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 1237; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 0
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...Because I can, and because I *shouldn't*.
Kansas City is still in the running for the WorldCon 2009 bid. One of the committee members said "ABSOLUTELY NO HOLSTEIN DRAGONS." So one of the other committee members whispered in my ear, "Make us a holstein dragon to go on our buttons!"
Righty-o. One self-barbecuing cow, comin' up.
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self barbequing, lol and self eating, dragons love cows
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Yes indeedy - that does make the whole holstein dragon thing a fairly dangerous concept.
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a very dangerous concept indeed
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Awesome!
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LOL LOL - I still think this is in the "should never be done" catagory - at least the variety with udders... *shudder*
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Methinks I'll have to agree with ya on that last bit.
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Now, if you had put a bell around its neck or a ring through its nose (or both) it would have been perfect! Kidding!
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LOL - I didn't even think about that. I might have to do another one just to incorporate that whole "MORE COWBELL!" concept...
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Cow do you live with yourself. Nyuk nyuk!
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LOL... And amuse The Man at the same time. I hope.
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It's not a good idea to milk a bull in the first place... XD Love this though; I've never seen a cow dragon before.
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I found very few references for variations on "cow dragon" through Google, and most of the ones I did find were silly... I wanted something a little more ferocious, so hopefully I've added something quite new to the collective image gallery.
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Why is a cow-dragon called a Holstein dragon?? 
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A Holstein is a kind of cow that we have. It has black and white patches like the dragon does.
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Oh! I see! Of course! We have those cows (or at least ones that look alike) here too... and red ones and others too. I just didn't know the names on them!
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Hahaha! That's pretty funny and a lovely turnout. When I saw the title I was all, "Wtf? A cow dragon?"
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Definitely a WTF moment...
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I like to see cowboys branding and raising (and maybe milking them 
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Note to self: Do not milk the bull-dragon...
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If you want to be set ablaze.
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Noe THERE'S a bull not even the craziest Texan would ride!
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I dunno; I think Texans will try anything once.
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Yes, and the cheese puts pepper-jack to shame.
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Enough to curdle the innards.
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No need for a guard dog, either.
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nope!
"hey merle...we gonna tip this one over"
"you hear that growling?"
"no..."
*crispy style rednecks*
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LOL - And wholly appropriate for Kansas City, which is also known as "Cowtown."
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