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DumuziTheMessiah [2014-09-06 04:35:25 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris is a fucking cunt.
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Madness1997 [2014-02-15 04:27:12 +0000 UTC]
THANK YOU SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS!!!
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monstermaster13 [2013-02-05 06:12:42 +0000 UTC]
Besides......there is one person that hands down makes Chuck Norris a quivering wimp....I am of course talking about Chris Walken.
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WeirdKev-27 [2012-10-25 03:40:31 +0000 UTC]
When people say ''nobody can defeat Chuck Norris'' they meant to say ''A nobody can defeat Chuck Norris.''
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Seutani [2012-07-16 22:29:59 +0000 UTC]
They're getting lame af' though it's been like that
for years now.
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Raephen In reply to Seutani [2012-09-20 10:58:07 +0000 UTC]
Agreed
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Seutani In reply to Raephen [2012-09-20 20:15:20 +0000 UTC]
Amg I love your icon.
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IceOfFire [2012-06-25 12:51:05 +0000 UTC]
I semi-agree with you. I enjoy listening to ones that I haven't heard before. And true, some get old, but some old jokes still make me laugh.
And you really don't need to be so harsh about it. Everyone has their own opinions.
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Raephen In reply to IceOfFire [2012-06-25 16:44:49 +0000 UTC]
My opinion is this. You consider it harsh, while others don't.
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BlackSpider-Man [2012-05-27 00:46:47 +0000 UTC]
Bout time somebody said this!
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Redeyedyoshi [2011-11-20 22:49:06 +0000 UTC]
okay geez. dont have to lick your face to get me to stop.
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Raephen In reply to Redeyedyoshi [2012-03-11 12:03:09 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHAHA if licking my face was all it took to stop some things that annoy me, life would be so much easier
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DragonQuestWes [2011-10-18 00:29:55 +0000 UTC]
Billy Mays > Chuck Norris
Also, Chuck Norris "facts" got so old long time ago.
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DragonQuestWes In reply to Raephen [2012-03-11 18:21:52 +0000 UTC]
Also, just say "Bruce Lee kicked his ass."
That also does the trick.
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VampObsessed [2011-10-12 08:17:14 +0000 UTC]
Revisiting my favorites and found this again. Wanted to tell you, still love it.
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LightGBAzul [2011-08-06 20:53:07 +0000 UTC]
i agree with you!
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demonwolf2 [2011-06-06 14:26:11 +0000 UTC]
People are entitled to an opinion, but you'll never stop them from coming up with new jokes about Chuck Norris.
Just like I am entitled to the belief that twilight ruined vampires, Justin Beiber fans need to chill out, and miley cyrus is a slut....
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demonwolf2 In reply to Raephen [2012-04-08 06:19:23 +0000 UTC]
Thank you. Though I'm not gonna lie some jokes if they aren't clever in any form are just a waste of time.
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wolverinelg [2011-04-09 23:55:04 +0000 UTC]
chuck Noris doesnt go swimming, water just wants to b around him
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DrMusic2-1 [2010-07-13 04:39:01 +0000 UTC]
Finally someone who understands how I feel. I LOATHE Chuck Norris.
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Raephen In reply to DrMusic2-1 [2010-07-20 05:36:45 +0000 UTC]
My God I despise him too. Except my friend who is several years younger than me and really looks up to me calls the the Jewish Chuck Norris. So I don't tell her how much I loathe him. T^T
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DrMusic2-1 In reply to Raephen [2010-07-20 05:41:58 +0000 UTC]
My older brother refers to the big koala plushie I have with the hat and jacket on as the Chuck Norris Koala, it's really annoying - especially seeing as the hat is not a cowboy hat.
I myself prefer Bruce Campbell because he's more than just a b-movie icon, he's a wonderful person and quite charming and funny too.
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DrMusic2-1 In reply to Raephen [2010-07-22 22:50:32 +0000 UTC]
You should look Bruce up sometime.
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Raephen In reply to LizzieXAnime [2010-05-20 23:44:35 +0000 UTC]
Noooooo! *Dies dramatic death*
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2wingo [2010-05-11 06:57:32 +0000 UTC]
Chuck Norris WOULD run for president, but he doesn't want to lose any power or influence.
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Raephen In reply to 2wingo [2010-05-13 04:59:39 +0000 UTC]
XD Alright I'll give you that one
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2wingo In reply to Raephen [2010-05-13 05:24:07 +0000 UTC]
If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Raephen In reply to 2wingo [2010-05-18 09:25:46 +0000 UTC]
XD Alright I'll give on that one
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opinions [2010-03-18 03:17:03 +0000 UTC]
When Chuck Norris died he was presented before the Lord. God looked upon him from his almighty throne, and Chuck Norris simply said, "You're in my seat."
Sorry man, woman, or otherwise, but you really were just asking for this...
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VampObsessed [2010-02-14 02:46:47 +0000 UTC]
Finally! Thnk you! Glad someone else is sick of it too.
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TickleTron2000 [2009-11-05 00:04:19 +0000 UTC]
Yes! There are other people who are sick of "Chuck Norris" this, "Chuck Norris" that!
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ultradeadshot [2009-10-23 23:10:14 +0000 UTC]
chuck norris can swim on land
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Raephen In reply to xXxWolfenaraSayxXx [2009-08-12 10:35:50 +0000 UTC]
OMG me too! I can't stand it! I swear, if I hear one more, I'm going to have a stroke!
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