randommanatee — 9-17-11 RP
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Published: 2011-09-18 19:12:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 482; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 0 Redirect to originalDescription -sitting in his classroom playing with felipe- -walks into sex ed- -wanders the halls with felipe the turtle- -walks into Sex Ed- And hello Spain ;D -sits in the back- Hola, Franny~ *walks into sex ed* *sits in middle seat* -follows everyone else while spacing out- I OFFICIALLY PUT.... UHM..... SPAIN IN CHARGE. -points to self- Me? MMK BYE *sparkle thing away* YES YES YOU *enters Sex Ed class* *grabs you and looks intense* I believe in you DERDERDERDER I believe you can do this. *out the window* -looks around at the class- Um. So. I'm you're sex ed teacher today, class~ Fusosososo~ -facepalm- *thinks* Why is it always him? -climbs into class through window- -casually sits down- -walks in, obviously tired, maybe slightly hungover?- Here, Spain. -grumbles and hand him a bucket of condoms- Hello students, and how did everything go while I was out? Fine, Mr. Bonnefoy... :I Just fine...hehe... nothing really happened? Hello Mr. Bonnefoy. We hardly ever started. How was Spain as a teacher? *coughTERRIBLEcough* Just fine... You've failed me. -just got into class by climbing in through back window- what are we even doing? D: SEX ED Oh god.. And I'm your teacher ;D OH DEAR BABY JESUS. And I'm watching you all~ Al! Such language... fusososososo -Hands France the bucket of condoms- You're the teacher, right? Here. -grumbles and walks over at the desk to watch- -hides behind Canada- *stares* Sorry, I can't help you. Thank you ;D Hello Belarus. I'm not the...best person to hide behind... Hello. Well, the best way for me to go about teaching you all is to give you ALL some personal hands-on "tutoring" Who's first? ;D -RAISES HIS HAND- :I Oh Canada, you're the second largest country!~~ I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS MEANS. -walks up to France- -gets a churro out- The students can practice with these~ O_O Alfred put your hand down. OH GOOD. . . . NO. Taiwan, come with me to the back room~ <3 Canada you can come along too if you wish. -looks at Bella- We can practice together. -winks- Ohohoho -peeks into classroom- *thinks* Uh... Don't get any idea's like that. -freaked by France- -shrug, stands up, follows in- Come along Canada. Unless you would like to be alone for this one? ;D Kesesese Uh.... -follows right behind- Hey! Toni what are you doing here?] *closes/locks door* STEP ONE: I would like.... for you.... to remove.... your pants. Sheesh Mr. Bonnefoy! -looks over at Gil- Oh, Gil~ I'm helping Franny teach. Dunno where he went though... What? I am just trying to teach you. That is all. Mr. C W-HELP!. *puts her head down* This class is boring. Hi finland WAit whut? -watches in wonder- oh hi Lucas~ how are you today? *smiles* Toni, did you just let Frani go into a closet alone with a student? You like to watch Canada? good you? Okay...whatever floats your boat ;D Fft, Canada-san... ;-; Pretty good : ) this class is a little.... odd though... -confused- Ve~ Well, yeah! Why wouldn't I~? i know ._______________________. *not even going to comment on this class* Toni this is Francis *chuckles a little* -blinks- But they have protection! WTF DO YOU THINK? -facepalm- YOU CANT HAVE SEX IN SCHOOL I see Denmark's here -grabs wallet- ftt, Imma goin' to the bubble tea shop. *calls out from closet* I HAVE DOCUMENTS THAT SAY THAT I CAN Are they written by you? Um.... WTF FRANI HOW THE HELL ?? -mimbles- Rich Bastard yeahhhh he seems to be a bit... uhh.... quiet this morning though... *looks over at den's general direction* After all I did it with Lovi all the time! -is an all mighty being that hears/knows all- -I'm like god...- -sex god- uh huhh... -hugs france- Ih Denmark -stares at canada- ... wtf.. -is sitting on the teachers desk, leaning against the wall sleeping- .. -droooooll- ... Fin he's sleeping -bitch please I'm fabulous ;D- uh huh. -snoooooore- .__. well then that would explain why he is so quiet..... *wads up a paper and tosses it at den's head* Should we wake him up? -so anyways blah blah blah sex blah blah blah rape blah blah end- -mumbles in sleep- .. -snooooore- WHO'S NEXT? -runs in class- I AM. -backs up= *stares* I got out! BLLAH. :C *upset that that didnt work* yeah, sure go ahead Lucas.... ok *pokes Den* Wake up Oh Spain and Prussia~ come here. Oh gawd. Okie dokie~ -goes over there- Let's show the kids how this is done. -waves hand away- Meh.. -goes back to sleep- -excited- THREESOME? -runs back into classroom- . . . Uh...Salut? Hawt Romania -winks- *walks over to den now too* Wakey wakey~ *ruffles den's hair* -randomly jumps in LIKE A BAWSS- Okay students, the first step to having relations is to find someone *presents prussia and Spain* He's not waking up -bubble tea sippin;- -is presented- -peeks through one eye- .. Yes? -RAISES HAND- -standig- Second step is to find a place to go about doing this...yes America? *smiles, desn't now what to do ._.* What is it? DO I HAVE TO FORM MY RELATIONS WITH MEN? :I -facepalm- morning ^^- glad to see you're finally awake... its time to get up Al... Well...not exactly . . . -snort- Why on EARTH would you ask a question like that? You are allowed to have sex with anyone really :3 BECAUSE I'M JUST CURIOUS. You can do anyone and anything anytime you want hug me. Mr. Bonnefoy! Don't tell him that! -glares- I drank half my weight in beer last night, leave me alone. -closes eyes- Wait are we trying to teach them about one night stands!!! -probably shouldn't be telling the students this- HELL YEAH. BUT PAPA SWITZERLAND SAID THAT IF I HAVE SEX, I'LL GET PREGNANT, AND DIE. :'CCCC Don't worry children. We will go through everything eventually. oh......ok sorry Who u callin' Papa Swiss!?? ._.? I AM CALLING SWITZERLAND PAPA SWITZERLAND. -noms on a churro- YOU MAD, BRO?! Everything from one-nightstands to making sure you don't have any diseases.... well then. we just got pushed away :T and all else inbetween but first I must show you all the most important thing of all... he's sleepy oh dear gott, Toni you better be clean how to make love :3 <3 *sitting in desk derping around* < n > -snores, obviously in deep sleep- .. -slowly starts sliding off desk- I took ashower this morning! I'm not sure I like where this is going... *watches den but doesnt say anything* o__o..... -facepalm- -gropes romania- Fin, Den falling off! Of course I'm clean~ What are you doing?! D: let him fall..... he'll learn to stay awake i guess.... *shrugs* What is going on..*tuned back into class*.... ARE WE GONNA BE SEEING BUTT SEX? -grabs camera- -walks over to Bella- -sinks down in seat- Oh. My. Maple. *runs to Dun I'm Going To Die In This W-WHAT!? you're scary! D: School Japan-san.. *Den -falls off and groans- ugh.. -flails about- Can't I get any sleep around here? -gets up off floor, rubbing head- NII SAN FRANCE IS SCARING MEH. .__. ... -still groping romania- *runs over to den too* you ok?? BELLA. -pokes her- So Fran~ What are we doing?
randommanatee — 9-17-11 RP
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