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Description Not for women? I beg to differ
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julianhellsing [2014-04-02 16:41:55 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, like every female hero: they won't die, even wearing an Bikini...

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E-Pluribus-Eunuch [2013-11-05 00:38:18 +0000 UTC]

Idiot soldier forgot the first law of female heroes: No armor beats plot armor. They can wear as much or as little as they like, and they're automatically protected. In fact, nudity actually decreases the chances of them getting hit for reasons that nobody understands.

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Rastifan In reply to E-Pluribus-Eunuch [2013-11-05 11:03:15 +0000 UTC]

Strange but true

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E-Pluribus-Eunuch In reply to Rastifan [2013-11-08 00:47:08 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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R0ck4x3 [2013-09-13 18:38:18 +0000 UTC]

Half my D&D characters would beg to differ too (as would I and my male characters), as all my female characters are warriors, rather strong ones too, like I'm playing Orc Fighter (who's a lesbian btw) who's 6'8" and is incredibly strong and like the other 2 female characters of mine she likes axes (Bearded Battleaxes to be specific)

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A-sar [2013-07-24 06:12:14 +0000 UTC]

Lol love it

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Hashae [2013-06-26 20:50:10 +0000 UTC]

Hey can't blame her. the jackass had it coming.You bet not you can talk and get away with it. the results is she will fuck your shit up.

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mdod [2012-11-02 15:06:36 +0000 UTC]

I wanna say a word to protect the poor guy a little.
He'd treated her as a woman, and she'd treated him as a man, that's why they acted differently. Next time, I'm afraid, results will be exact opposite when she won't be treated as a cute girl anymore...

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Rastifan In reply to mdod [2012-11-02 17:07:14 +0000 UTC]

Elena is anything but a cute little girl. Her back story.

When she was 7, she was sold as a slave when her parents got killed by slavers.
When the slave caravan she was on got attacked and raided by bandits, the bandit leader though the little girl reminded him of his daughter he lost to sickness. He took her under his wings, became a father for her and and taught her how to fight.
He had to since life in a bandit group is tough. He made sure the best fighters trained her daily.
In a harsh unforgiving world, a girl needs all the advantages she can get.

When he died of old age, Elena grief stricken, left the bandit group and set out in to the world to fend for her self and perhaps find her self. It turned out her foster father had learned her to fight quite well. She wandered the land, sold her skills as a sword woman until she met Lilith a elf sorceress and Elidin, a rough and wood elf [link]
They became friends a lovers. She have stayed with them ever since.

The sword you see Elena has is the same she got from her foster father. Lilith tried to give her a new one, but Elena refused to part with it. So Lilith being a sorceress, applied some magic to it to improve the old blade and to make sure her beloved warrior was there to be beloved.

There! Some Elena trivia for you

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mdod In reply to Rastifan [2012-11-06 08:45:00 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, but she looked impudently rather than er... cool

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DW319 [2012-09-11 16:40:21 +0000 UTC]

What's the games name?

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Rastifan In reply to DW319 [2012-09-11 22:17:30 +0000 UTC]

Not a game. This is self made

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DW319 In reply to Rastifan [2012-09-12 09:38:19 +0000 UTC]

Well it's very good. I though it's a game because you work with game.

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RubytheWitch [2012-09-08 17:21:50 +0000 UTC]

lol teach him a lesson

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roman11777 [2012-09-05 03:49:01 +0000 UTC]

I seriously fucking dispise people who give women a few strings with metal plates on them and call it armor.

Whenever I see something like it my Jimmies get obliterated.

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Rastifan In reply to roman11777 [2012-09-05 08:38:50 +0000 UTC]

Well there is fantasy games for you. You can do this [link]
Problem is, it is not sexy and will sell less. This is the nature of the gaming industry.

For Elena here in the story, I do not have any other outfits for her at the moment.

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AnimeDreamer91 [2012-08-18 19:41:20 +0000 UTC]

heh awesome ^_^

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Demonslayer156 [2012-08-17 19:08:17 +0000 UTC]

women can be verry surprising hehehe
never underestimate females... ever...
just like that guy did X'3

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delaverano [2012-08-17 14:52:01 +0000 UTC]

Great as always!
And that guy could be happy that he ended only like that!

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Switchback17 [2012-08-17 13:00:24 +0000 UTC]

VERY nicely done, My Friend! You have such an artistic sense of humor, I love it!

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Rastifan In reply to Switchback17 [2012-08-17 13:17:44 +0000 UTC]

Thanks^^

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Switchback17 In reply to Rastifan [2012-08-18 03:08:47 +0000 UTC]

Very welcome!

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ClockworkBeast77 [2012-08-17 11:18:18 +0000 UTC]

I fucking love medieval comics.Especially yours.

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Rastifan In reply to ClockworkBeast77 [2012-08-17 13:17:55 +0000 UTC]

Aww thanks a lot

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celmey [2012-08-17 11:13:44 +0000 UTC]

He could say "you can put a better armor" and leave it there... but no. Dangit, guys, you see a girl as a fun maker...

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Cactuarina [2012-08-17 09:53:29 +0000 UTC]

Lol I love this one, you continue to amaze everyone as always :3

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Rastifan In reply to Cactuarina [2012-08-17 13:18:06 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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s-incubus [2012-08-17 08:29:48 +0000 UTC]

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Kudos707 [2012-08-17 03:01:31 +0000 UTC]

Why does no one learn you don't fuck with the women who carry swords?

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Kommandant4298 In reply to Kudos707 [2012-08-17 04:56:47 +0000 UTC]

Because people don't think that far? I don't know. Anyhow, nice on Rastifan!

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Kudos707 In reply to Kommandant4298 [2012-08-17 07:04:56 +0000 UTC]

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somerandomguy459 [2012-08-17 02:06:25 +0000 UTC]

Well you have to agree with him on the fact that she doesn't have decent armor, but then again for girls the less armor you have the higher armor rating it is.

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Rastifan In reply to somerandomguy459 [2012-08-17 02:13:22 +0000 UTC]

True that. But as I already mentioned. It was Elena's fist that ended the argument.
This was why she carefully removed his helmet^^

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FallenDarkElegance22 [2012-08-17 01:42:36 +0000 UTC]

I am very impressed!

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Rastifan In reply to FallenDarkElegance22 [2012-08-17 02:01:46 +0000 UTC]

Thanks^^

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Atomicfire2077 [2012-08-17 01:18:53 +0000 UTC]

He should of known the skimpier the armor, the higher the armor value.

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Rastifan In reply to Atomicfire2077 [2012-08-17 01:21:26 +0000 UTC]

Aye. But in this case it was Elena's fist that had the final word

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TheOracleDragon [2012-08-17 00:43:24 +0000 UTC]

Excellent and never challenge a woman warrior

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Rastifan In reply to TheOracleDragon [2012-08-17 00:47:06 +0000 UTC]

This is the weakness male warriors have vs female ones.
The relaxed male superiority until she goes medieval on their asses. At which juncture it is to late hitting back.
Due to them being on the ground and their superiority with them^^

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Russellwanderer [2012-08-17 00:35:27 +0000 UTC]

That Knight Was A Total Dickhead.

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Rastifan In reply to Russellwanderer [2012-08-17 00:38:14 +0000 UTC]

I would say unwise and stupid^^

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Russellwanderer In reply to Rastifan [2012-08-17 00:42:09 +0000 UTC]

Me or Him.

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Rastifan In reply to Russellwanderer [2012-08-17 00:43:10 +0000 UTC]

Him of course

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Russellwanderer In reply to Rastifan [2012-08-17 00:43:57 +0000 UTC]

Oh

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Russellwanderer In reply to Russellwanderer [2012-08-17 00:35:59 +0000 UTC]

Pardon My Language.

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OzSnip3r [2012-08-17 00:34:43 +0000 UTC]

Are those the Game of Thrones Knights?

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Rastifan In reply to OzSnip3r [2012-08-17 00:37:23 +0000 UTC]

Nope. Not gotten that pack yet. These are from Age of Chivalry. The bully is here [link]

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fatguy88 [2012-08-17 00:34:37 +0000 UTC]

Lol thats what he gets

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MdnghtDsgndStck [2012-08-17 00:28:28 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. OMG.. AWESOME..

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Rastifan In reply to MdnghtDsgndStck [2012-08-17 00:29:11 +0000 UTC]

Thanks

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